Ash: yay now for chapter 1!
Kev: YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!
Ash: oooooookkkkkkkkkkk. Anyways anything u want to say to the readers kev?
Kev: no. I don't want to say anything.
Ash: you talk to proper.
Kev: stop!
Ash: wat eve. Any way we don't own nuttin...
Kev: but our heads.
Ash: ok I would have said something different but its you speaking it so anyway we use flames to fuel my flame thrower! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kev: on with the show!
"NO NO NO NONO NO!" said Eustace strych throwing a fit while being taken by the house arrest people.
"yes strych and next time you try to steal from me remember about my security system and my dog." Said jimmy. Luckily Eustace didn't get the N men packets jimmy had hidden away. Jimmy looked over at his friends.
"neutron why in gods name did you keep the n-men packets!?" cindy asked.
"you never know we might need them again." Jimmy replied. Then a man in a dark suit walked up to jimmy.
"james neutron?" the man asked.
"that's me." Jimmy said.
" well on behalf of the president of the united states I welcome you and your friends to come to the white house to receive a reward for saving the world once again." He told the gang.
"the president wants to give me a reward?! Pukin' plutos this is the best thing ever."
"nerdbomb's getting an award! What about us! We helped too!" cindy yelled in protest.
"you are all getting an award. Now come along. The jet is waiting."
"j-j-j-JET! OH MY GOD JIMMY WE GET TO GO ON A JET AND SEE THE PRESIDNET." Said the overly hyper sheen.
"I don't know jimmy. I might be allergic to the clouds." Carl complained
"so your allergic to water?" jimmy asked tiredly.
"um...um...i might be allergic to the gasoline!"
"oh just shut up weezer! We're going on the jet and to DC whether you like it our not! Got it!" cindy yelled.
"y-yes mam."
"ok everyone in the limo." Cindy and jimmy yelled at the same time. Then glared at each other.
Ash: ok I know its short but we don't quite know how to continue.
Kev: 'aw my tail bone' hahaha
Ash: you never get tired of that do you?
Kev: stop
Ash: NEVE! MWAHAHAHA. What? I just had icecream I'm kinda hyper like sheen.
Kev: stop being hyper.
Ash: what eve. If anyone has any ideas for the next ch. Let me know. Oh and a lil note for my sis mandy. GET ON MESSENGER.
Kev:bye