Whale of a Squid Bloopers

Special thanks to Snowflake 1814 for helping me! :)

"Whoa! Bumper was that you?"
"I don't think so, only one creature could do that. The loudest animal on earth."
"A full grown sperm whale!"
Bumper's dad raced onto the screen, and the two animals started their battle.
After watching for a while, Eva yelled "CUT!"
The Kratt bros turned to her? "Why?"
"Look at all the blood and violence! We're showing this to kids, remember?"
Chris spoke up. "It's simple! Video editing!"
Martin disagreed with his brother. "No Chris, I think Eva's right on this
one."

"Fine..."

Eva sated calmly "We'll start taping again tomorrow. It's pretty late."
"Um, guys? I don't think that will be possible..." One of the camera people
said. "We don't have squid anymore..."
Everyone else turned towards the battle which was aparently over. The squid was
gone, and the whale had just had a very big snack.
"Or we'll start again in 9 months..."

...

Martin started naming the squids that past...
"this one's Squido, Squidacular, Squidcicle...
"Martin, are you squiding me?" Chris cut in.
"Squiding me! good one Chris."
"There's no way you can come up with names for a thousand squids."
"We'll see...this one's AHHHHHHHH!"
"Bro, good acting."
"OWWW OWW OWWWWW! The squid won't let go!"
"What do you...whoa!"
Chris ran out of his seat to help Martin...um...get his hand back.
"Chris, this may not be a good time, but..."

"What?"

"I've heard of chicken fingers, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!"
Chris burst out laughing.
"Did you get that Eva?"
"Yep! That's going in."
"Oh No!" Martin said, but the squid continued to try to yank his fingers off.

...

"Whew! Where's my mango juice?" Aviva asked. "Oh, in the fridge."

She grabbed her remote.

"Might as well test the robot arm." The arm went down into the Tortuga, made a mess, grabbed the juice, and crawled back up to the surface.

Aviva took a refreshing sip...then immediately spit it out.

"Yuck! What's the expiration date on this thing?" She examined the can for the information, while Chris was snorting on the monitor, Martin bursting into laughter.

"What guys?! I could've gotten food poisoning!" Aviva snapped, sending a death glare to the two of them.

"Uh, Aviva, it's a water prop." Eva said off screen.

"A what?"

"There's water in the can, not mango juice."

"But I thought that..." She tipped the can to see water, and not juice flow out.

"Ohhhhhhhhh."

This made the Kratt bros laugh harder.

"No wonder it didn't taste like anything." :P

...

Chris and Martin were getting ready to follow the sperm whale into the deep, but Bumper was supposed to wham into them. He obviously wasn't cooperating.

"Yep. We're diffidently not a beach ball." Chris teased waiting for Bumper to hit them.

Martin snorted and covered his mouth due to his brothers lame yet funny joke.