AN: This is the second half of the first chapter, hopefully in the future the chapters will be at least a combination between the two, if not more. Hope you enjoy
Naruto walked at a quick pace as he made his way to his cramped apartment. Once there the blonde quickly started to grab everything he needed for a very long trip: camping gear, some ramen, weapons, some more ramen, all his clothes, and even more ramen. Once Naruto was done packing the seriousness of what he was about to do finally dawned on him, he was going to become a missing nin.
He then thought back to his mission in Wave Country and everything Kakashi told him about what happened to ninja that abandon their home village. Not wanting to be killed Naruto tried to focus on the situation he was in, "This is going to have to be a simple matter of diverting the hunter-nins focus, going to a place they least suspect, and staying on the move. Ha! This is going to be easy, just like one of my pranks."
The next problem that arose for Naruto was to actually divert his future hunters in order for him to make his escape. Naruto then though back to the only missing-nin he knew to see if he could pick up any pointers, and then it hit him! Wave Country was the perfect "escape route". The blonde had connections there with Tazuna so it would not be hard to convince the others that Wave was were he was heading. "Afterwards all that it would take is to a boat from the harbor to…to…Mist! Those damn hunter nins cant track me over the ocean and if no-one knows I took a boat to Mist I'll be able to move freely around the world!"
Naruto then went to work on setting up his plan, and grabbed a map of Wave and made it look as if he dropped it in his "hasty and unplanned escape." Content with his plan the genin looked around his apartment for the last time and his eyes fell on a picture sitting by his bedside. Taking a hold of it, Naruto stared at the picture of Team 7 and the memories he had with them. He was so caught up feeling different emotions like longing, friendship, contempt and jealousy that Naruto did not even realize he was staring at it for almost ten minutes until there was a knock heard on the door.
"Hey gaki, open up." The voice was unmistakable, it was Ero-sennin. Naruto was grumbling incoherent curses under his breath as he reluctantly opened the door, "What the hell do you want Ero-sennin? I am not in the mood for your perverted antics and I am extremely busy at the moment." Jiraiya took a look in the apartment and caught a glimpse of the traveling pack in the corner of the room and sighed knowing exactly what Naruto was planning to do. "We need to talk."
The blonde did not like where this was going but didn't see any way around the situation so he let the Toad Sage in and tried to act somewhat normal. But before he could try to act like he was only pissed Jiraiya cut him off, "I know what you are planning to do, and before I go into extensive detail on how stupid it is I'll tell you right off the bat that I'm not going to let it happen."
Naruto was glaring daggers at the sage and seeing how he was caught red handed the blonde didn't even bother hiding the fact anymore. "And why should I listen to you?! Even the old man turned his back on me! And if he did it is only a matter of time before everyone else does! Hell my own team doesn't give two shits about me! Sakura thinks I am annoying and that I only gets in her way while she throws herself at Sasuke. Sasuke is an arrogant asshole that has everything handed on a silver platter and treats people like shit. And Kakashi "sensei" has Sasuke's dick so far up his ass he doesn't even acknowledge me or Sakura! The only the thing he has ever taught me was how to climb a fucking tree!"
Naruto was taking deep breaths as he tried to calm himself and Jiraiya simply stood there passively staring at him. "The Yondaime never wanted your life to be like this, he wanted you to live a happy life and protect the village he loved. Trust me, I know this because he was my student." Naruto was shocked that someone would care for him and wished for his happiness. However, that changed as he countered, "Big deal, a dead guy wants me to be happy. Well I am not happy at all, in fact I am miserable every single day. I never claimed the Yondaime was a bad guy, but I'll tell you this he sure as hell was not a genius like everybody claims. A genius wouldn't be so naïve to believe I would be happy in this life."
Jiraiya's heart broke a little, but before he could respond a rumble shook the building and screams were heard throughout the village. Seeing his chance Naruto quickly formed a handsign and yelled, "Sexy no Jutsu!" One puff of smoke later and a naked blonde women with smoke encircling her most precious of places stood while sexily biting on her index finger, "Oh Jiraiya-sama, what can I do for you?" she cooed.
Seeing this Jiraiya rocketed back as blooded shot out his nose, sending his head through the dry wall and knocking him out. Seizing his opportunity Naruto grabbed his pack and shot out the door not even bothering to lock up.
Once outside Naruto took in his surroundings, and what he saw simply shocked him. In the distance by the walls large snakes tearing through the village and smoke rising from the arena. "Perfect, that should be a great distraction!" Naruto grinned to himself as headed off towards the village gate. He soon realized that he was running through a warzone as Leaf, Sound, and Sand bodies were strewn across the streets and on top of buildings. Putting his training to good use Naruto ducked, weaved and dodged stray kunais and redirected justus. As he jumped through a giant hole in the wall Naruto thought that he had made it out without being noticed.
Unfortunately that wasn't true as a Sound shinobi was aiming to throw a kunai at the genin's back, but was stopped before he could release. The unnamed shinobi turned to see his Jonin squad leader holding his arm while saying, "Do you not remember the last minute order by Kabuto-san? We are not to harm a blonde hair kid that wears nothing but orange. Apparently there is potential in the boy and Orochimaru may have an interest in him." With that they turned to resume their invasion.