Chapter 2: These Things Happen!
Random noise of the day-" Charlie! Wake Up, Charlie! Charlie Wake Up!" "WHAT!?!?!!"
Sesshoumaru: {stabs unknown sound} DIE YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A UNICORN!
Cherry-chan: YES FINALLY THOSE BITCHS GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO THEM!!!
Sesshoumaru: Why are you so vengeful to them? What did they do to you?
Cherry-chan: promise not to tell?
Sesshoumaru:{lifts eyebrow}
Cherry-chan: Ok! Ok! I'll tell you. {takes a deep breath}They wouldn't let me pet them or touch their shiny horns!!!{starts to cry}
Background noise: crunch, crunch, crunch…
Sesshoumaru and Cherry-chan:{turns slowly towards the sound}
Kagome: {crunch, crunch, crunch}{turns head} Shhhh! Im eating Sakura's bones. {turns head back around}{crunch, crunch, crunch}
Chibi-chan:{takes pictures}YEAH YOU EAT THAT BITCH!{feels eyes on her back} Oh'Uh you should never become prone to cannibalism.
Sabby-chan and Kagome: DAMN!!!!
In chibi-chan's thoughts:*Well at least not yet…well unless its Sakura or maybe…maaayybeee Kakashi*
Sabby-chan: Anyway I have a really good recipe for cooking humans.
Chibi-chan: {Jumps on Sabby-chan} No! Don't release the secret!
Infiniti-san: First you take some On----
Chibi-chan:{jumps on her and ties her up then gags her with a banana}
Sabby-chan: Onions and cut then up then spread them over the b---.
Chibi-chan:{cuts head off with a stolen Grimm Reaper syth} Ooops…
My hand slipped.
Sora-chan: bodies that are hopefully boiling in water…
Chibi-chan: {locks Sora in a dark room}
Piccolo: and pour in Chief's refried beans.
*Sesshoumarus off to the side taking notes* And I thought I was suppose to be the cannibal {starts to think about which poor fan girl he can try the secret sauce on} Damn I need some practice.
Chibi-chan:{takes out a flamethrower} DIE YOU STUPID GREEN BASTARD!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: I couldn't have said it better myself…{strikes a prissy pose}
Chibi-chan: Aren't you suppose to be in a corner crying?
Sesshoumaru: Why?
Chibi-chan Because us HUMANS eat more bodies than ypu.
Sesshoumaru:{runs to his lonely emo corner and starts to sob}
Sabby-chan: Why did you hurt my Fluffy without me?
Chibi-chan: Because the almighty pringle told me to!
Sabby-chan: { runs to Sesshoumarus corner}
Sesshoumaru: {shoots acid at} GET YOUR OWN EMO CORNER!!!!! My emo corner all you stupid humans keep trying to take it. {pulls out sharpie and writes his name on the wall}
Cherry-chan: Man we have problems.
Chibi-cahn: Where did you come from?
Cherry-chan: Your imagination…
Chibi-chan: Hehe Yeah Right!
Cherry-chan: {whispers something in Naruto's ear}
Naruto: {evil grin}{ walks up to Chibi-chan}
Chibi-chan: {starts to back away} Wh-what?
Naruto: {kisses Chibi-chan}
500 Miles away
Mello sets out on a long journey to find his long lost butter
~FIN~
Editor- Infiniti Rose