Disclaimer: I only own Clarissa =(
Chapter 2: Phone Calls Don't Always Mean Good News
"Why?" I asked again looking a little nervous.
"Cos your boss is standing right there!" Miley said pointing.
"Oh shoot!" I said while ducking sideways, grabbing Miley (complains ensured) and hiding.
"Why must I hide?!" She asked angrily.
"Because," I answered. "If she finds you here she'll think you're with Oliver and then begin to annoy you."
"Oh!"
"Ollie!" I whispered franticly, trying to get Olivers' attention.
He looked over to me.
"We're not here and you're not married!" I whispered.
He nodded.
"What's your boss' name?" Miley wondered.
"Clarissa."
"Oh!" She said again.
We saw her spot Oliver and rush over to him.
"Here it comes! She's fawning over my husband!"
"But she doesn't know that!"
"For good reason!"
"Well then, why are you complaining?"
Dang it! I hate how she always does that!
I looked back over to see Oliver talking with my boss.
"She's flirting with your husband!" Miley said looking in disbelief.
"Oh that does it!" I said, trying to come out of my hiding place.
"NO!" Miley said pulling me back. "You're not married to him remember?"
"I hate it when you're right!"
"Now you know how I feel!"
I looked back at Oliver and Clarissa.
"How can you tell she's flirting?"
"Hidden talent! There are signs." Miley said pointing.
I studied Clarissa. She was smiling in a way that says 'I wanna know you even better' and her body language was clearly suggesting more.
"Shoot!" I said feeling stressed. "You're right……again!"
Miley let out a low laugh.
I looked back and saw Oliver nod his head and Clarissa looked delighted.
"That better not be him agreeing to go on a date with her!" Miley whispered sharply.
"It probably wasn't! I know my husband!" I whispered back trying to convince myself as much as I was trying to convince Miley.
"Baby get shaky after school, Oh oh there you oh oh there you, Baby go crazy, break the rules,"
"Shoot my phone!" I said fiddling with my pockets.
"Bet that's Clarissa!" Miley said.
She looked at my Caller ID.
"It's official, I'm psychic!" She said throwing her arms in the air in triumph.
"Shut up!"
I quickly answered the phone.
"Hi Clarissa!" I answered in a false cherry voice.
"Guess what?!"
"Sam and Freddie got together at last on iCarly?" A/N: Seddie fan here =)
"What?! NO! And besides Creddie is the way to go!"
"Pffft! Yeah right! This is coming from the girl who likes Clark and Chloe!"
"They make a good couple!"
"It's Clark and Lana and Chloe and Jimmy!"A/N: Love this couple too!!!
"Jimmy's dead!"
"We don't know that for sure!"
"Whatever!"
"He is in the comics! He must come back!"
"Dang it! I hate it when you're right!
Sounds like someone else I know.
"Anyway we're off point here! Guess what!"
"Are we really going through this again?"
"Good point! I have the most amazing news!"
"Miam have broken up and Niley is back together?!"
"I go back to your last point!"
"Sorry!"
"Guess what super hot, super amazing rockstar asked me to come over to his house and do an interview!"
"James Hetfield?" A/N: Lead singer of Metallica
"No you idiot! Oliver Oken!"
Oh shoot this was not good!
A/N: I love the phone call =) Anyway, still loving it? Review please!