Chapter two! Let's do this! *jumps a little bit in chair, claps once, rubs hands together then cracks knuckles* That's my little hand warm-up :3

Reviewers! I must recognize my beloved reviewers!

miragechick2: It is intense. And if I was in poor Bonnie's position, I'd just stay in a corner and pray I go back home. Especially if it was after the magic of it wore off.

Diamond1502: Aw, thank you! And don't worry! This chapter will (hopefully) have tons of action! And a little moment between Bonnie and Ezio :3

You guys have no idea how many times I've re-written this. A whopping two to four times! *gasp!* xD

Disclaimer: Come now, if I owned AC, what would be left for Ubisoft- wait, don't answer that.

~X~

Recap: "Who is this?" demanded a figure in front of me. Oh shit...

Chapter 2: POV Jumping and Leap of FAIL

I stood up immediatly despite my diaphram not quite recovering, staggering a bit. Of course, two guards have witnessed my failure to be an Assassin recruit. Fan-fucking-tastic. I ran, taking in as much air until I could breathe properly. I pushed people out of my way as gently as I could, ducking between two people separating from a probably heart-felt embrace. Sorry, Charlies, I don't feel like dying today.

My thighs started to burn, so I tried to take as many sharp corners as I could. However, that ended up getting me in one of those rooms that had treasure chests in them that a guard or two- well- guarded. No, not a codex page, the little tiny gardens. Well, I was trapped in one of those. Oh, and to add to that lovely situation, I tripped over a rock, sending me in said garden. It's like a horror movie!

I was backed against a wall as I got up. Maybe...

I kicked the generic guard with the funny hat in the nuts as hard as I could, drop-kicking the agile guard without a visor or face guard in the throat, partially hitting his chin. Generic Guard was on his knees and grabbing his package in agony, the agile was clutching his neck like he was choking. Which, in a sense, he is. I took my fist and swung my arm back, almost like I was pitching in soft ball, and hit Generic Guard in the temple, his hat staying perfectly on his head. He was out like a light.

Kicking the agile guard in the stomach, he doubled over and recieved the same treatment as Generic Guard. After I removed the helmet, he got a soft ball punch to the temple. I squatted between the two, going from one to the other and looked through their pockets. Two pouches of Florins. My first paycheck.

I walked out the garden thingie, dissapointed that there wasn't any treasure, and decided to look for Ezio.

Where did that dastardly fellow go?

Ezio POV

I had bribed the herald speaking of the murder of the traitor to my family. Now he was talking about the normalities.

I set off to search for... what was her name? Bonnie, that's it. Strange name, and her garb is even stranger.

Maybe it is best that I talk to Paola first-

"EZIOOOO!" a cry pierced the air coming from the south.

"Bonnie!" I began to run in that direction, hoping she doesn't get killed.

Bonnie's POV (again)

I had began walking out of the garden, when a lone brute comes along with a big-ass ax. He notices that I walked out of the 'room' where two unconcious guards were, and started coming at me. First, he hit me in the sternum with the flat of the blade, knocking me into a wall.

I tried scrambling away, but he stepped on my ankle, keeping me where I was. I was afraid. My heart thudded, defiant against my rib cage. "EZIOOOO!" I shrieked, hoping the sound waves would both be loud enough for Ezio to hear wherever the hell he is, and bounce around in the brute's helmet. He winced and staggered a bit, but soon regained his posture.

He brought his ax up over his head, and I closed my eyes and hugged the ground, hoping my end wouldn't hurt too terribly bad.

Shing! Splurt! Thud! (a/n Nice sound effects, neh?)

I cracked my eyes open, seeing gold colored armor on the ground in the form of a human. Standing above him was the white robed Assassin.

I stood up, legs shaky, and walked to him. I wrapped my arms around his torso, thanking him repeatedly. Never before had I been so thankful to see him. Be it on a TV screen or when I first confronted him about an hour ago.

More Ezio's POV!

I leapt from a roof, extending my blade and bringing it into the neck of the guard with the ax. He fell to the ground, and I stood up and looked at Bonnie's form clutching the dirt below. She looked so weak from when we met on the rooftop.

Her body as trembling as she got up and walked towards me. I took a step forward, but she wrapped her arms around my chest. "Thank you, thank you so much, Ezio..." she rambled on. It caught me by surprise, to be honest, to see her so frightened and shaken up. I sighed and rested my arms on her shoulders, somewhat hugging her back.

We stayed like that for a while until she finally released me with a bold look on her face. I looked at the girl oddly. "Again, thanks, Ezio. But let's go get your family!"

"What do you know about my family?" I demanded suspiciously.

Bonnie's POV

"What do you know about my family?" Ezio asked. Aw, crap.

"I'll explain later," I said, and began walking forward, only to have Ezio grab my arm and steer me in another direction. I sighed. This is harder to do without a little map in the lower right hand corner of my vision.

We walked in silence, and I took the liberty to listen in on the civilians' conversations. Money, romance, and politics were what came up the most. I had no idea ho much I zoned out until Ezio had to shake me to snap back to reality. "Wait out here," Ezio ordered. He knocked twice on the wooden door before entering, leaving me out here alone.

Naturally, I got bored and searched for something to do- "Oh my god, a cart of hay!" I gasped excitedly and rushed to the building, hoping to find a ladder.

Good things don't come easily do they? However, there were some more covinently stacked boxes, and no more horizontal stripper poles for midgets! (if a midget is reading this, no offense) But wait! There's a wooden plank that Ezio balances on! It just keeps getting better! (sarcasm!)

I jumped, landing on it (I'm lucky today) and jumped to grabbed the teracotta tiled roof, using the traction in my shoes to get me on the roof, and I rolled the rest up.

Panting lightly, I got up and looked for the pigeons. Aha! I walked towards them, and watched them disperse. Am I that scary?

Looking over the edge, there was no way in hell I could be as graceful as Ezio... maybe I can canonball? Sighing, I jumped off the roof, hugging my knees to my chest.

Okay, so it went down like this. I landed in the cart, the wood broke, and I now find myself with a sore ass and hay everywhere. That was no leap of faith. That was a leap of fail.

After I had gotten up and picked most of the hay out of my hair, I saw Ezio, Claudia, and the almost comatose Maria. Ezio's eyes darted from me to the cart and back to me, locking eyes that screamed 'What the hell were you doing while I was gone?' I subtly pointed to the roof then to the broken cart of hay, then shrugged. He gaped at me, then mouthed "Are you okay?" I replied by pretending to knock the air twice, signaling 'Yes'.

So we began our way to Monteriggioni! And...

Time skip!(a/n I know it's kinda rushed but... I don't feel like going back in the game and putting monologue.)

"Ezio, I don't have a good feeling about this," I said, knowing exactly what would happen next. But actually experiecing it-

"Ezio Auditore! How could you leave Firenze without saying a proper goodbye?" a voice asked in fake hurt, and it made my stomach flip.

Review and tell me what I did well, what I fucking sucked at, and just... humor me! :D Give me jokes to say through the story! Tell me your funny AC2 moments! I want to know who the biggest bitch in the entire Assassin's Creed series was to beat! Mine was Cesare Borgia. Ugh, so many guards. *spoiler for those who haven't played AC Brotherhood* And Ezio just pushes him off a cliff!

Ack, there I go again. Just review and answer at least one of those above! Please?

Osu out!