You quickly snap your head to the left. You see a smoldering man in the
corner at a small table, drinking rum (der its captain jack!)
"leave us men, I want to. talk to the girl," he said, cocking his head to the side with a smile as dirty as the floor. (and I mean a DIRTY floor!!!) The men left, shutting the door tightly. You looked at him from the side of your eyes as you started going through your things. "So love, what's brought you onto my bo-*cough* ship?" the man asked. "Well to be completely truthful I was going to ask you the same thing. You see last night I was sleeping in my car and -'' "Car?" he interrupted. "yes CAR" you said impatiently. "So any ways, I was sitting in my car and I fell asleep. I woke up on your ship this morning." You said. "This morning? Its evening right now. I have no clue how you got here love, alls I know is im blessed to be in ye presence."
The man finished with another mischeiveous smile. "Sir, I dont even know your name.. Im ____________." You said matter-of-factly. "I'm Jack Sparrow. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. The captain is quite important!" jack said, almost a little perturbed. "Well Jack (he tried to correct you with 'captain' but you wouldn't let him) I need to find a way to get home and I would be very much appreciative if you would help!" you said. "How hard would you appreciate it and how long?" Jack said laughing and still serious. "Jack!" you started, but then you realised, 'this man is a pirate, he wants one thing from women, and it will probably get me the most help I need. Im sure I can play along without having to actually do anything. Prepare to be woo-ed Mr. Sparrow!' "you can expect a, rewarding and. long, hard, sweet thank you. You might even get more than one." You said in the sweetest voice you could muster - without sounding too fake.
Jack leaned forward in his seat, bringing his face into the light. You could see he was quite surprised, and quite interested. You didn't expect him to be handsome, very handsome indeed. He stood up, intimidating you greatly and making you take back your decision to play along 100 times over. He slowly approached you and walked behind you, pulling you extremely close. He placed his hands upon your hips and slowly slid them up your sides while saying, "I think working together will be rewarding for both of us ________." Just as he was approaching your bossom and your breath was getting shorter and faster, There was a brisk knock on the door and jack flung you into the chair as Gibbs walked in.
"Captain, theres a hole in the sail!" gibbs said. "Well replace the bloody thing!" Jack said frustratedly. "But Cap'n, we need your help since you have the key to the storage space" "oh, umm right then. Excuse me love, I shall be back for my thankings in a jiff" jack said, still trying to sound sexy but not too obvious in front of Gibbs.
You sat on the bed, trying to think of why you decided to play along in the first place. You decided that since you already got yourself into this, you might as well make the best of it. You went through your bag looking at all of the things you had brought. You smile as you pull out you halloween costume. You had gone to your friends for a party the night before and you had left your bag in the car. You went as a playboy bunny. Fishnets, boustea and all. Not to mention tall stiletto heels and fake eyelashes. You had spent your last work money on a bunch of tans at a tanning salon so you were nice and golden. You changed into your outfit and took out your makeup bag. You left your face the way it was but put a little blush on, and the fake eyelashes. You scruffled up your hair and positioned yourself on the bed to try to look as sexy as possible.
You thought, "five more minutes and he should be here". Well, five minutes went by. So did 30, then 45. You woke up under the covers, your arms wrapped around Jack, he was sleeping. Your legs were intertwined and you couldn't remember anything that had happened that night...
"leave us men, I want to. talk to the girl," he said, cocking his head to the side with a smile as dirty as the floor. (and I mean a DIRTY floor!!!) The men left, shutting the door tightly. You looked at him from the side of your eyes as you started going through your things. "So love, what's brought you onto my bo-*cough* ship?" the man asked. "Well to be completely truthful I was going to ask you the same thing. You see last night I was sleeping in my car and -'' "Car?" he interrupted. "yes CAR" you said impatiently. "So any ways, I was sitting in my car and I fell asleep. I woke up on your ship this morning." You said. "This morning? Its evening right now. I have no clue how you got here love, alls I know is im blessed to be in ye presence."
The man finished with another mischeiveous smile. "Sir, I dont even know your name.. Im ____________." You said matter-of-factly. "I'm Jack Sparrow. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. The captain is quite important!" jack said, almost a little perturbed. "Well Jack (he tried to correct you with 'captain' but you wouldn't let him) I need to find a way to get home and I would be very much appreciative if you would help!" you said. "How hard would you appreciate it and how long?" Jack said laughing and still serious. "Jack!" you started, but then you realised, 'this man is a pirate, he wants one thing from women, and it will probably get me the most help I need. Im sure I can play along without having to actually do anything. Prepare to be woo-ed Mr. Sparrow!' "you can expect a, rewarding and. long, hard, sweet thank you. You might even get more than one." You said in the sweetest voice you could muster - without sounding too fake.
Jack leaned forward in his seat, bringing his face into the light. You could see he was quite surprised, and quite interested. You didn't expect him to be handsome, very handsome indeed. He stood up, intimidating you greatly and making you take back your decision to play along 100 times over. He slowly approached you and walked behind you, pulling you extremely close. He placed his hands upon your hips and slowly slid them up your sides while saying, "I think working together will be rewarding for both of us ________." Just as he was approaching your bossom and your breath was getting shorter and faster, There was a brisk knock on the door and jack flung you into the chair as Gibbs walked in.
"Captain, theres a hole in the sail!" gibbs said. "Well replace the bloody thing!" Jack said frustratedly. "But Cap'n, we need your help since you have the key to the storage space" "oh, umm right then. Excuse me love, I shall be back for my thankings in a jiff" jack said, still trying to sound sexy but not too obvious in front of Gibbs.
You sat on the bed, trying to think of why you decided to play along in the first place. You decided that since you already got yourself into this, you might as well make the best of it. You went through your bag looking at all of the things you had brought. You smile as you pull out you halloween costume. You had gone to your friends for a party the night before and you had left your bag in the car. You went as a playboy bunny. Fishnets, boustea and all. Not to mention tall stiletto heels and fake eyelashes. You had spent your last work money on a bunch of tans at a tanning salon so you were nice and golden. You changed into your outfit and took out your makeup bag. You left your face the way it was but put a little blush on, and the fake eyelashes. You scruffled up your hair and positioned yourself on the bed to try to look as sexy as possible.
You thought, "five more minutes and he should be here". Well, five minutes went by. So did 30, then 45. You woke up under the covers, your arms wrapped around Jack, he was sleeping. Your legs were intertwined and you couldn't remember anything that had happened that night...