Epilogue.
"Tsu-channnn~ Have you seen my headphones?" Psyche cried, bounding into the kitchen the next morning. "I can't find them!"
Tsugaru looked up from cooking breakfast and shrugged. "I haven't seen them. Have you checked the bedroom?"
"Yesss! They're not anywhere! I can't believe I was so careless! Uwah! Bad Psyche!" He started fretting and looking around the kitchen, in drawers and cupboards, even in the refrigerator.
Smiling, Tsugaru hugged Psyche from behind, causing Psyche to almost lose his footing. "Maybe the scary monster under the bed ate them!" He teased.
"Not the monster! Nooooo!" Psyche wriggled around in Tsugaru's arms, smiling up at him. "We'll never get them!" He paused, gazing at his lover's face, then frowned. "Ne, Tsu-chan, what happened to your eyebrows?" He ghosted his fingers over Tsugaru's eyebrows, which were singed.
Tsugaru shrugged and pulled him closer. "My pipe poofed out onto my face," He lied. The headphones put up a fight, he thought, shivering, remembering how the headphones had shrieked and fought as the flames consumed them.
"Ne, that's why you don't smoke, silly!" Psyche grinned before pulling Tsugaru down into a kiss.
And so, thanks to Shizuo and Tsugaru, the Nyan Cat was defeated, and the day was saved.
Epilogue to the Epilogue.
"Hey Tsu-chan, did I show you my new sneakers?"
Inwardly, Tsugaru screamed. I hope Shizuo-san still has the flamethrower.
THE END (I really mean it this time, I swear.)