Hey guys! Sorry I haven't been posting chapters very often. Please forgive me. Anyway, on with chapter 2. Enjoy!

Chapter 2

Mud and wet grass clung to Naruto's shoes as he walked down the street towards Sasuke's house, as usual. He was glad that Sasuke had brought him an umbrella the day before for his walk back home from detention because there was a huge downpour. Naruto reached his friend's house, noticing with a touch of surprise that Sasuke wasn't out yet.

The front door of his house was left just a crack open. Naruto peered inside. "Hey, Sasuke? You here?" Naruto called as he walked through the doorway. "Sorry to intrude." Naruto, as always, knelt to pet his friend's cat and it leaned into the touch and rubbed its soft face into the blonde's hand. "Hey, Karasu-chan. How are you?"

From somewhere inside the house, Naruto heard someone shouting. "No, Itachi! Let me go to school!" He heard the younger boy say to his older brother. He walked towards the commotion.

"Sasuke, you're dressed like a whore!" Itachi shouted back.

"I look fine! You're the whore, bringing all those girls home all the time."

Naruto, still trailing the voices, walked into Sasuke's bedroom. "Yeah, and it's not like Sasuke's been slutting it up with everyone at school." Both ravens jumped, startled.

"Holy shit, Naruto. You scared me." Sasuke said.

"How did you get into our house?" Itachi asked, looking confused but smiling at the company.

"You left the door open." He shrugged.

"Since you're here, tell Sasuke that he looks like a fucking whore. I mean those are the tightest jeans I've ever seen, and he's not wearing any underwear underneath them...". Naruto blushed, and this didn't go unnoticed by either Uchiha. They both smirked. "And look, his hair is so spiked up it looks like a duck's ass."

Naruto chuckled. "It always looks like a duck's ass, but there's no fixing that. We're going to be late." He started pulling on the older boy's arm and guiding them out the door as they both laughed.

"Thanks for getting me out of there."

"No problem, Sasu."

"So…" Sasuke hesitated, "Does my hair really look like a… duck's ass?"

Naruto giggled childishly. "Yep." Sasuke pouted. "But it's super cute so it doesn't matter." Naruto said, messing with Sasuke's dark hair and twirling it through his fingers. Sasuke blushed a tiny bit but turned away so as not to let Naruto see. The two laughed and started to jog when they realized the time and that they would be late if they didn't move more quickly.

Naruto and Sasuke were panting as they reached the school, heading over to a few of their friends.

"What were you two doing on your way here?" Kiba asked, waggling his eyebrows. "Somthin' dirty?" The others laughed and Sasuke and Naruto blushed furiously.

Sasuke is totally sexy, and he isn't wearing any under wear... Naruto thought.

Naruto is really cute. Sasuke thought.

All of a sudden Naruto snapped back to reality and uttered a sharp retort. "Just because you're gay, Kiba, doesn't mean that you need to force your homosexual ways onto us." He smirked.

"I'm not gay!" Kiba protested.

"Well, we kinda assumed since you still haven't asked out Hinata." The others nodded in agreement.

"I-I don't know. I-I'm too nervous and-and she totally likes you anyway Naruto." He retorted.

Fuck. More girls in the way of our relatio- friendship. Sasuke thought. Did he just almost say relationship?

They all laughed. "Be brave and ask her out already, you fucking pussy." Gaara said. He rarely cursed so you could tell this topic annoyed him, and he just wanted his friend to ask that damn girl out already so everyone would stop complaining.

Not a minute later the school bell rang.

In first period, Kakashi-sensei gave Kiba detention…again, along with Gaara.

During class, they were doing the usual, boring math lecture that no one paid any attention to. Kiba picked up his phone and scrolled to the "G" section of his contacts.

'Hey, wanna hang out today after school?' Kiba texted Gaara.

'Sure. Meet me at my locker at the end of the day.'

Just a few seconds after he hit the 'send' button, Kiba's phone went off playing Get It Up by Mindless Self Indulgence. Sasuke, hearing the lyrics play, quickly grabbed Kiba's phone and turned off the sound as once again, everyone in the classroom laughed.

Just like the day before, Kakashi took his phone and gave both Kiba and Gaara detention after school.

Finally it was lunchtime. Naruto sat down by his friends, along with Sai, who wasn't at school the day before, and sighed. "Hey guys." He said, looking tired.

"What's wrong little Naru?" Kiba asked.

"There's so much school work. Am I allowed to drop out?" He asked.

"I don't think it's a good idea to drop out of school, Naruto." Gaara said.

"Yeah, your future would suck. And besides, if you dropped out, I'd miss you, lil' Naru." Sasuke said, eating the ramen he had packed.

"Why am I little Naruto?!" Naruto, half annoyed, but actually half curious, asked.

"No, it's little Naru. You have to drop the 'to' at the end of Naruto." Kiba replied.

"And it's because you're little and cute." Sai stated as the others chuckled.

"Hey! I'm not cute!" Naruto whined defensively. "And I'm bigger than you!"

Laughter spread throughout the group. "Are we talking about height or dick size because I think I win both." The pale boy retorted and winked.

Naruto scowled and didn't know what to say next. He picked up a random cup of soda from the table and drank it. It was probably Sasuke's, and he most likely wouldn't care.

That's when a few girls walked over to their lunch table. "Hey Sasuke-kun, could we have a sip of your soda?"

"Umm...I think Naruto just finished it." He replied.

"Yeah, sorry girls." Naruto said, placing the cup back on the table.

"W-What?! Out of the same straw?!"

"Yeah, why?" Naruto asked.

"OMG! Naruto and Sasuke just kissed indirectly!" One of the girls squealed. They all hurried away to their seats muttering and scowling at them over their shoulders because they wanted to kiss Sasuke and have him all to themselves...

The boys just stared at each other, looking confused. "Girls are so weird." Naruto stated.

"I agree." Sasuke said. The others slowly nodded.

"So… does this mean you two are gay?" Kiba asked.

"What is with you and gay Naruto and I?" Sasuke asked.

"Yeah, stop forcing your homosexual fantasies on us. Wait! Why am I gay Naruto?!" The blonde shouted.

Sai sighed. "It's the same logic as before, Naruto. You were little Naruto because you are little, and you are gay Naruto because you are gay. It's actually pretty simple." He spoke as if talking to a young child.

"I'm not gay!" Naruto protested.

"It's okay, Naruto. Gay isn't a derogatory term." Sai replied.

"Yeah, Naru. Just come out when you're ready." Kiba said as he nodded in agreement with Sai's last remark.

"But I'm not gay!" Naruto shouted for what seemed to be the one-hundredth time.

The boys laughed as Sasuke and Gaara just looked at each other and shook their heads in annoyance as if this what the dumbest topic ever, and they both sighed.

Later that afternoon, Sasuke and Naruto walked home together as always.

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'I want your bite, wanna feel your teeth on my neck, wanna taste the salt of your sweat, gonna rock your body all night. It's lust at first sight.'

Shikamaru woke up to the loud laughing of students around him as Kiba's phone, for what seemed to be the tenth time, played a dirty song in Kakashi-sensei's class. "How troublesome."

Choji looked at him and laughed.

Kiba quickly turned off the noise, but soon after Gaara's and Naruto's ringtones on his phone sounded from the texts that they had sent him from a minute ago. He turned off the ringing twice more as Kakashi walked over to him.

The grey-haired man sighed. "Inuzuka, again?" He said as Kiba handed him his phone. "I see you've gotten better at turning off the sound on your phone quickly. What I don't understand is why you don't just shut off the sound before you send a text message."

"I forgot . . . again."

Kakashi sighed for the second time. "Naruto, Gaara give me your phones too."

"What?! How did you know it was us?" Naruto said as Gaara passed the teacher his cell phone.

"I memorized your ringtones on Kiba's phone. And I'm guessing that new one by Chris Crocker was Sasuke."

"Yep. You've got it right, sensei." Kiba said as the blonde boy handed the older male his phone. Sasuke rolled his eyes and also gave up his cell to the teacher as Kakashi made his way back up to the front of the classroom.

"Detention, as always, Inuzuka. Along with Subaku, Uzumaki, and Uchiha, after school.

"Aww, but sensei! It's a Friday!" The blonde whined.

"Yes, indeed, Naruto. I know the days of the week. Maybe if you taught your friend Kiba over there, to turn off the sound on his phone and not disrupt the class, you wouldn't be getting detention on Friday."

Naruto slumped down in his seat and pouted. Sasuke laughed and leaded over to Naruto's ear and whispered to him, "If you want, you can come over to my house later. Kiba and Gaara can come too."

Naruto smiled. "Alright."

"Sasuke, please stop discussing your sexual fantasies with Naruto." Kakashi said from across the room.

Sasuke rolled his eyes and Kiba and Gaara laughed. "How the heck can you hear them, sensei?" Kiba said.

By this time Naruto was blushing, and Sasuke noticed and smirked a bit. "Sensei, could we please get on with the lesson?"

"Yes, of course, Sasuke." Kakashi replied, and saying that he continued teaching the lesson until the bell rang.

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Sasuke and Naruto walked side by side as they brought their trays of school lunch to their normal table where their friends were. The two boys sat across from Kiba, Gaara, and Sai.

"Hey." Naruto said as he sat on the bench.

"Hey, I heard you two were talking about your sexual fantasies during math class." Sai said, smiling.

"Shut up. Why do people even think we would be a good couple? We're two guys." Naruto said.

The blonde thought about what he just said, as the raven did as well. It's probably because I like him more than a friend should. They both thought at the same time.

"Well, even though I'm not gay or anything, I think you two would be a really cute couple." Kiba said.

"I agree." The red head stated.

"That didn't really explain it." Naruto said.

"Well . . .how do I put this? You guys are like the same but different." Sai replied.

"Whatever." The blonde boy said, just brushing off his question that he never got an answer to.

"Oh, and Naruto and I weren't talking about our non-existent sexual fantasies. We were talking about hanging out today. Did you guys want to come over to my house today after detention?"

"Yeah, okay." Kiba said as Gaara nodded his head.

"Sure. I have detention in art class anyway. I was painting penises on other people's art work until I got caught." Sai said.

Naruto and Kiba laughed. Sasuke and Gaara just shook their heads in disapproval until they started chuckling slightly as well.

"Okay, well just meet in the front of the school afterwards, okay?" The raven said.

"Yeah, okay." Sai said in approval as the others nodded their heads in agreement.

I hope you enjoyed this chappie. Please review. It gets me motivated to write! :P