I don't own Buffy the Vampire Slayer, any of the characters, or Pretty Fly for a White Guy. They belong to Joss Whedon and The Offspring respectively.
AN: This song goes out to all the Spike fans out there. Ironically, I am not among them... :p
Pretty Fly for a Dead Guy
Watch out for his bite, uh huh, uh huh
Every single night, uh huh, uh huh
Stay out of his sight, uh huh, uh huh
Drusilla always said, "He's pretty fly for a dead guy…"
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seãs
I doubt we will forget, that mediocre day
When Spike came into town and he put Collin away
He said it could be done, the slayer come undone
And so he came to town and killed the Annoying One
He's the Big Bad, he's quite a cad
And don't you ever suggest that his girlfriend is mad
He hates the slayerettes, smokes some cigarettes
He's here to fight, come every night
He hates the fuss, over Angelus
He wants to take that ruddy ponce and just turn him into dust
His name is William Pratt folks, but hey hey, you can call him Spike!
Bite 'em for us Spike, uh huh, uh huh
Fight 'em for us Spike, uh huh, uh huh
Just one more power strike, uh huh, uh huh
The slayer always said, "He's pretty fly for a dead guy…"
Oh Drusilla dropped ol' William to favour Angelus
And Spiky had a tantrum and then put up quite a fuss
Now Angelus fled, a chip is in Spike's head
And crazy ol' Dru brought a demon to her bed!
He still undead, a chip in his head
And so he's working with the slayer so he's sheltered and he's fed
Still kinda rude, but an okay dude
He will not die, I'll tell you why
He's got a soul in place, and a cool game face
And if the First just couldn't kill him then you're right back to first base…
His name is William Pratt folks, but hey hey, you can call him Spike!
Oh what I did... :p
Jasper