Leo

"I hope you know you're screwed when you get there," Jason mumbled as the three walked towards the funeral for the one and only, Leo Valdez.

"One, that's incredibly reassuring. And two, do you not think I know that?" Leo huffed.

"Oh, stop it, boys!" Calypso chided, crossing her arms at the two.

"Sorry," they both muttered.

They made it just in time to hear Piper give her speech.

"Leo, my gods, he's so stupid...I would know since when I met him, we were both 13 and were covered in strange mixed liquids because of a ruined science experiment that caused you a terrible hangover-like feeling, but that's besides the point. I remember him making incredibly corny puns, and always reusing his stupid jokes. I remember when he cried into my shoulder, and I cried into his. At first sight, you'd think he'd be a Hermes kid or something. He...he was like a Latino elf..." She tried finishing her speech, until she met her eyes with the same warm brown ones she always looked into.

"Speak of the devil, he's going to die again tonight," she growled before full out tackling him.

"WOAH, THERE!" Leo shrieked like a little girl. "Nice to see you too?"

She punched and slapped and smacked and hugged and kissed (sisterly, of course) and yelled into his face.

"I SWEAR TO THE GODS, IF YOU EVER PULL THAT ON ME, ON ANY OF US AGAIN, I'LL HAVE THAT TIC TAC YOU CALL A PENIS RIPPED OUT FROM YOUR BODY!" She growled.

"Yes ma'am," he squeaked, not fully aware of the others ready to either kill him with his own fire or with hugs and kisses. Jason cleared his throat, half wanting his best friend to be saved from the savage teens, half wanting his girlfriend to get off of him.

"Have you met Calypso?" His tone was an octave higher, still clearly stunned by the stunt Piper pulled. The Aphrodite girl raised an eyebrow.

"Who?"

"My girlfriend," Leo groaned. Piper's eyes went wide as saucers.

"How...how did she," Piper gestured to Calypso, "get you? No offence, Repair Boy, really, but...damn, she's way out of your league."

"That's reassuring, Pipes," Leo rolled his eyes. "Now, let me see my other best friends!"

"Oh, man, the girls literally beat the shit out of Leo," Percy snickered to Calypso. At first, they were a little tense, but they overcame it. "Well, except Hazel. I don't think she cared much about what happened to her hair."

"Well, I'm against animal abuse," Hazel shrugged, earning a few "ooooohhhh"s and uncontrolled laughter throughout the room.

"Hey!" A very miffed Leo whined.

"But, Caly, you should hear about what happened when Leo got locked out of the boy's dorms in Wilderness School," Piper laughed. "My gods, that was hilarious."

"Great welcome, guys, Pick on Leo Day!" Leo aid sarcastically, doing jazz hands for some sort of effect.

"Aww, come on," Frank chuckled. "You know we love you, somewhat."

(A/N)

Really quick chapter because it's 4:05 AM here but I really wanted to update! I will again probably today, in the afternoon or something :3 Adios llamas! (And yes, that's what I'm calling you guys from now on. Your argument is invalid.) Also, if you have any ideas, let me know by PMing me or telling the in the reviews section! I'm kinda in a writer's block rn so tell me what you want to see in the story! Byeeeee