Time was creeping past impossibly slowly, and Derek Morgan was not a happy camper. He's finished all his paperwork, sharpened all his pencils, refilled his coffee cup three times, and made so many jokes at Reid's expense that even he was growing weary of them. It seemed there was absolutely noth-

Oh.

Oh my.

Suddenly the day was more interesting - a lot more interesting.

From across the bullpen, Morgan had spotted someone he was absolutely certain he'd never seen before. He would've remembered a body like that: gloriously full bustline, cinched-in waist, rounded hips . . . yeah. He would've remembered.

Suddenly, Derek knew exactly what - or who - he wanted to do today. He supposed the proper, gentlemanly thing to do would be to get to know her first, but he really didn't think it mattered too much.

This mystery woman was so hot, she could be an unsub for all he cared.

"Hey, Reid," he hissed, "What's the new tech girl's name?"

The young doctor paused in a rather uncharacteristic was as he tried to remember. "Uh, Gomez, I think."

Gomez. Even her name was sexy.

Derek took a deep breath and prepared one of his heartbreaking smiles before calling out, "Hey! Gomez!" When she didn't turn around, he raised his voice a bit and said, "Baby girl!"

She turned slowly, and Derek was delighted to see that her bespectacled face was just as beautiful as her body. There was something familiar, though, about those eyes . . .

Garcia. Tech girl. Unsub!

He couldn't believe this was the same hacker he'd helped catch back in California! Sure, he'd known she was coming to work with them, but he hadn't known how soon, and he certainly wasn't expecting the "Black Queen" to look like this! Her formerly dark auburn hair was a beautiful light blonde, her outfit was a little more business and a little less goth, and cute little glasses framed her eyes, but it was undeniably the same woman.

What was he getting himself into?