Author's note

Hello :) Here's the next chapter for you to (hopefully) enjoy. I don't know when I'll be able to update next as I'm sleeping at my friend's house tonight (well, I say sleeping but I mean staying up all night watching the scream films and rocky horror.) so I may be able to update Saturday as I'll be dead on Friday aha.

I still don't own friend but my DVD of 'it came from out of space' has come so I'm happy :)

I'm going home

Gunther watched them as they entered the coffee house and sat where they always did on the couch. He would let them have a cup of coffee first maybe, then take them. The truth was, he was nervous and this wasn't a good time for nerves. He couldn't mess this up.
Rachel walked over to order the gang's drinks.

"Hey Gunther, 4 coffees a lemonade and an iced tea please."

"Sure." He said, resisting the urge to lean over and kiss her. Leave it he told himself, you can kiss her all you want once you're back home.

He quickly made the drinks and handed them to Rachel then he went to check on the control panel. It seemed to be alright, it had become slightly damaged due to him crash landing when he first arrived but he'd worked to rebuild it. The fuel supply was full as well which was good; it took almost a full tank to get back home to Netuupo.

By this time, quite a few people were leaving. Good Gunther thought, now it would be easier to get the gang on their own. He was growing impatient but at the same time was nervous, he had gas that would knock them out for a few hours but he wasn't planning on using that as he wasn't fully immune to it himself. No, it was only a precaution. He looked over towards Rachel and fell into a daydream about their life together on Netuupo. They could lie about all day and do whatever they wanted whilst Ross and Chandler would wait on them and Phoebe would play her guitar for the old queen. It would be perfect he thought.

By this time, the coffee house was virtually empty except for the gang and a group of hipsters at the back but soon they packed up to leave. Right Gunther thought time to move. He started up the engine and soon the coffee house so shaking. The gang looked surprised, except for Ross who had gone to the restroom. Gunther stepped into a cupboard and changes into his 'uniform' which consisted of a silver tunic, black leggings and boots and a belt. As he stepped out the gang (minus Ross) looked at him.

"Nice outfit." Joey smiled. Gunther didn't reply, instead he walked over to the counter and pulled a few levers.

"What's going on? Earthquake?" Ross asked as he came out of the restroom. Then he saw his friends looking worried.

"I don't know but check out Gunther." Joey said pointing towards the counter.

"Huh. Fancy dress party?" He asked

"Of sorts." Gunther replied.

When everything was ready for take-off, he reached into a drawer and pulled out his antimatter laser. Extremely dangerous, one blast would kill a human. It would take two to kill an alien and maybe more if they were around antimatter often.

Gunther turned round to face the gang.

"Right. It's time." He said, walking over to them. He picked out the two he would kill, first aiming the gun at Joey.

"Hey, what is that?" Joey asked.

"An antimatter gun." Gunther replied with a wicked grin on his face.

"What! That will kill us. Why?" Ross asked.

"Not all of you. I'm taking four of you with me."

"With you where?" Monica asked. None of them could quite believe what was happening.

"Not you. But I'm taking the rest of your friends back to my planet of Netuupo."

They all exchanged worried glances. Suddenly, Gunther noticed two people walking towards the coffee house so quickly he ran to the counter and flicked the switch, within seconds they were airborne and flying over New York. He'd have to kill them later. Then he could throw their bodies into space. Perfect he thought.

Footnote

So long, farewell etc. hope you enjoyed and thanks for reading, over and out x