Peggi-Hi! Well, because we already disclaimed for all of our soap operas in the first chappie, all we have to say is some names have been changed to protect the innocent.or pathetically un-excusable annoying people.

Tea-Now, just so everyone remembers from the disclaimer, we wrote these as letters, so we just kept most of it the same and changed only some really personal stuff. The conversation was actually written down in the middle of French class when we were supposed to be doing our drills.us, do work? Yeah right!

Peggi-Well, anywayz, it starts off as a letter, but it gets funny later on in the conversation when it was turned into a fanfic. For some reason we can't seem to write letters, even to other people without turning them into fanfics.now, both of us wrote this. We spoke for ourselves, but I just added our names so you know who said what. For the YGO peeps we took turns, so either way there's no way to tell who made them say what...

Both-BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(A/N:Peggi-Before I had a ff.net penname, I was me. My name was actually me, so even when tiffany was writing what I was saying, she would write me instead of my name.)

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Tea-Peggi Billy Bob just said his mom says I have a crush on me. KILL HIM!!!!

Me-?His mom sez you have a crush on yourself? I be confused.???Or he has a crush on you? I'll kill him anyway. Pegasus will send him to the graveyard for you.

Tea-No I have a crush on Billy Bob..EEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Pegasus-That's sick!

Joey-If I weren't eating pizza, I'd kill him myself!

Me-Jingle Bells, jingle be..

Joey and Pegasus-NOT NOW!!!

Me-Sorry. You will be avenged, Tea.

Joey-I'm done my pizza. Now I'll kill him AhAhAh.

Tristan, Tea-Watch out

Pegsi-(we called Pegasus Pegsi for short)Let him kill the jingle bells girl too.

Me-I feel so unloved.

Pegsi-That's because you ARE unloved.

Tristan-It's okay. I don't love you either.

Me-*while crying*Nobody cares about me!!!

Tea-Nope.

Me-Even friendship lady's against me!

Pegsi-Joey, kill her now. I'm sick of her whining.

Joey kills me.

Me-*in the graveyard*Nobody loves me! But wait. What's that? It's Yami.

Yami-You have a secret admirarer and his name is

Yami disappears and Me is suddenly in Pegasus' castle. Me wanders around and finds herself in a room where she remembers seeing Cecelia's pictures and they're gone and Me's pictures replace them.

Me-That's what Yami means.

Me runs off to find Pegsi. Me finds Pegsi.

Pegsi-Hi! Tell Tea Billy Bob is in the graveyard.

Me-KAY!

Me begins to huggle Pegsi. She doesn't let him go for about 10 minutes but joey crashes into them.

Pegsi-Yay! I can breathe again!

Me-Sorry.

Pegsi-S'okay.

Joey-Have you seen Tea? I have food for her.

Me-Food? Now that spells romance.

Tea, Joey on a date

Tea-thanks. I like you a lot but do you like me more than...

Joey-Don't say food cuz that's a gimme. I like YOU MORE.

Tea-But what about Mai?

Pegsi and Me

Me-I thought you hated me.

Pegsi-I guess not in this episode of T.N.P.P.U.S.O.B.P.A.T.

Me-Huh? .N.P.P.U.S.O.B.P.A.T.?

Pegsi-Check the title.

Me-Oh. Gotcha.

Pegsi-Thank Ra you're not singing.

Me-Oh, I didn't realize I wasn't.

Pegsi-Please don't.

Me-Kay! Sure, sure. Mesa not sing!

Pegsi-Want to get something to eat?

Me-Sure! You sound like Joey and Tea.

Pegsi and Me go to dinner.

Yugi and Ryou

Yugi-Hey Ryou. I have an idea. Let's do something nice fore Pegasus.

Ryou-Like what?

Yugi-Let's bring Cecelia back from the graveyard.

Ryou-Yeah! Let's! I like your idea!

Yugi-We can use the Yami's from our millennium items and use them together. Merge them into one ultimate power.

Ryou-Will it work?

Yugi-I hope so!

Mai and Weevil

Weevil is going through his deck when Mai walks up to him.

Mai-Weevil, there's something I need to tell you.

Weevil-What?

Mai-I think I'm in love with you.

Weevil stares at her.

Mai-Hello? Are you still among us? Well, tell me when you have a reply.

Mai kisses Weevil on the cheek and leaves.

Weevil-*a bit late*You love me?

He realizes Mai already left.

Yugi and Ryou

Cecelia-Where am I?

Yugi-My living room.

Cecelia-Why am I here? Aren't I supposed to be dead?

Yugi-You were. But Ryou and I brought you back so you could be with Pegasus again.

Cecelia-Thank you! I will be forever greatful to you, whoever you are.

Yugi-I'm yugi, and that's Ryou.

Cecelia thanks them again and rushes off to find Pegasus.

Yami and Ishizu

Ishizu-Do you know why I have called you here?

Yami-I never do.

Ishizu-Because your destiny wants you to be here.

Yami-What do you mean?

Ishizu-It is your destiny to be my boyfriend.

Yami-Really?

Ishizu-Yes. It is very important that you do. Remember, Yami. You are destined to be my boyfriend.

Yami-Well, alright then. I must, if it is my destiny.

Ishizu, thinking-Yay! Now I get to date Yami! I can't believe he fell for it!

Yami, thinking-Does she really think I believe it's my destiny to date her? But I do like her, so I'll go along with it.

Bakura, Kagome, Mokuba, and Kenzie

(A/N:Peggi-Kagome and Kenzie are two characters from one of my other fics. Kagome also just so happens to be one of my Yamis. She acts like Bakura, and Kenzie is more like Mokuba.only much older.she's in her early 20s)

Kenzie-This double date was a wonderful idea.

Mokuba-Yeah.

Kagome-Of course it's a good idea!

Bakura-Yeah! I suggested it, you foolish mortal!

Kagome-Anything Bakura suggests is perfect.

Mokuba and Kenzie, thinking-This could be a long evening.

Joey and Tea

(Start's where Joey and Tea on a date left off)

Joey-Of course I like you more than Mai. She always bugs me and even when I was dueling Rex you were the only one there even when Tristan and Yug ran off.

Tea-Well, that's what friends do and even though Tristan ran off Yugi was just trying to bring him back. But I'll always be there.

Joey-Thanks.

Pegsi and Me

Pegsi-Do you want to come watch a movie at my house?

Me-Sure.

Meanwhile

Cecelia is preparing herself so she will not only surprise Pegsi, but also make him fall in love with her more than he was before. She was wearing a red dress that was nearly skin tight. She opened the door and walked into the living room, extremely excited. She nearly fainted when she saw him. Me and Pegsi were on the couch watching Tremors 3. Me was leaning against him and he had his arms around her.

Cecelia-PEGASUS!

Pegsi-Oh. Hey. Can you keep quiet? This is the part where the Graboid swallows Bert.

Cecelia-What's going on here? And who's she?

Me-My name is...(dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn) Peggi.

(I have a name! YAY ME!!!! That's actually when I actually got that name!!!!!)

Pegsi-And she's my new girlfriend.

Cecelia-But.but.I thought you loved ME!

Pegsi-Loved, being the key word. Now shush. We're missing the good parts.

Cecelia runs out crying.

Peggi-Don't you think that was a bit harsh?

Pegsi-She'll get over it.

Movie-"I think it would be best, if we kept this...to ourselves" "Yeah. You guys really need to be supervised"

Commercial-"Another reason to love U.S.A. REALLY. BIG. WORMS."

Pegsi and Peggi *who finally has a name!* start laughing uncontrollably.

Mai and Weevil

Weevil walks up to Mai.

Weevil-Do you love me, for real, or were you just lying.

Mai-I do love you.

Weevil-So, how long have you loved me?

Mai-Ever since I first saw you. I've just been too shy to say anything before. So, you never replied. Do you like me?

Weevil-Will you marry me?

Mai-Huh?!

Weevil-Let's get married.

Mai-That's taking it a bit fast, don't you think?

Weevil-Yes..So, will you marry me?

Mai-Well, okay. What's your last name?

Weevil-Underwood.

Mai-Weevil and Mai Underwood. Sounds great!

They run off to elope.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Peggi-So, how was that?

Téa-We wrote it in class.well, in classes since we had three together!

Peggi-It was more like an intro to our Soap Operas for the future so you'd understand about Peggi/Pegsi, Tea/Joey, Cecelia/???, etc......

Tea-......

Joey and Pegsi-GET ON WITH IT!!!

Peggi and Tea-Join us next time on, 'Just Another Pointless, Plotless, Un- important Soap Opera by Peggi and Tea!