disclaimer: i own nothing! T~T poor me... well i own my oc and a few other oc's but thats all... and i espically don't own naruto the akastuki or any halo red v.s. blue... sadly...

kiniro: i own kin!

me: heh heh yeah...

~SS~

what were the akatsuki doing in my living room? better question... why was tykell trying to kill kisame? oh well some questions are better left not answered. i ran into the room along with kin and i grabbed yoru while she pulled ty off kisame. all nine men glared at us and konan just stared. i glanced at kin and whispered to her.

"we can't let them know we know who they are." i whispered deathly quiet. she nodded and i smiled.

"where are we!?!" hidan demanded. i blinked and smirked.

"are you gonna kill us?" kin asked softly.

"probably" sasori answered truthfully. i sighed and sat down. i then began to laugh... loudly.

"what the hell is your problem?" kisame asked.

"she has a mental problem kin said glaring at me and i glared back

"that's not t-" i was cut off by kin slapping a hand over my mouth.

"just tell us where the fuck are!" hidan snapped

"umm... kage town..." i said clearly but in a nervous voice. when no one said anything kin spoke up.

(kage town is not a real place... as far as i know...)

"earth?" she stated when no response came we looked at each other.

"in our living room" we said at the same time.

"who are you?" the leader pein said changing the subject.

"i'm yuki, this is my wolf yoru..." i said pointing to the wolf pup beside me.

"i'm kin... this is tykell or ty" she said pointing to the tiger in her arms.

"that thing is vicious..." kisame said nursing a cut on his arm from said tiger. kin rolled her eyes and we looked back up at the group of men plus konan. they were all talking quietly to each other.

"my foot fell asleep..." i muttered and kin looked at me.

"which one?" she asked

"the right foot..." i stated. "oh no! it's making my leg numb!" i said loudly punching my leg to wake it up.

"behold the brilliance of yuki!" she called out. i shot her a glare and she smirked. "you know these guys are evil... we probaly should respect them..." kin stated boardly.

"since when have we respected people?" i asked kin who looked at the wall while thinking then nodded.

"your right..." she said calmly.

"when am i not!" i asked pumped up at the fact of being right.

"do you want me to answer honestly?"kin asked sarcasim lacing her vioce.

"shut up..." i muttered.

"can i please kill them?" kisame begged the leader.

"no.. we need to interogate them..." the leader said calmly. the group nodded and he glance at the people. "sasori, deidara, and tobi take kin and interogate her. itachi kisame you take yuki..." he stated. they nodded and we all got up and left the room. kin leader deidara, sasoir, and tobi to the kitchen while i lead itachi and kisame outside.

-to pein-

" the rest of you search the house..." pein said boardly and everyone who was left went off in diffrent directons. pein and konan headed up the stairs and entered a large room filled with books. konan pulled a boom off the shelf and opened it while pain searched the desk draws in the room.

"pein you might want to see this..."

-to kakuzu and hidan-

both kakuzu and hidan had gone outside to a building that looked like a dojo. they searched threw it and saw a fighting mat on the floor. a bag of dog food sat at the oposite side of the dojo from them. hidan opened a sliding door and peared inside to see a large bedroom. he searched it and then closed the door.

"anything kakuzu?" he asked annoyed.

"maybe..." kakuzu responded then pointed to a large metal door behind a sliding door. he smirked and tried to open it but it wouldn't budge.

- kin's pov!-

i sat on the kitchen counter and watched as deidara swung around a chair and sat on it so he was leaning over the back. sasori was sitting normaly with his arms crossed and eyes closed. tobi had tried to copy deidara but ended up flat on his stomach. i laughed a little then sasori's eyes snapped open and he glared at me. i stopped and sat on the long island in the middle of the kitchen. sasori glanced at deidara who nodded.

"where are we, un" deidara demanded.

"kage town..." i responded

"i want the truth..." sasori said with a icy tone.

"that is the truth..." kin stated.

"what country, un?" deidara asked chaing the topic slightly.

"canada..." i answered boardly. both men blinked and turned to each other. then tobi spoke up.

"no!!! we meant like fire country? earth country? or what?!?" he said hyperactivly.

" there is no fire country here... we're in canada thats the country..." i said glaring at the idiot but then smiled. i couln't stay mad at tobi!

-yuki's pov-

i sat on a lawn chair and itachi leaned on the wall behind him. kisame sat on a chair beside itachi.

"where are we?" kisame asked.

"kage town..." i answered.

" be more spefic..." itachi said in his creepily calm voice. i held back my urge to laugh.

" kage town... canada... north america... earth... milky way galexy..." i stated boardly. i heard kisame chuckle and sent a glare his way.

" milky way galexy? wow thats just stupid..." he said trying to control his laughter.

"jerk..." i muttered.

" don't lie to us... it will only give us reason to hurt you..." itachi's cold voice rang out.

"i'm not lying..." i said in an equally cold voice.

"are you a ninja?" i heard itachi ask changing the subject.

"ummm.. no..." i lied... " no one here is..."

"can anyone here use ninjutsu?" kisame asked softly.

"nin-what-su?" i asked stupidly. itachi pushed him self forward and walked into the yard.

" Katon Goukakyuu no Jutsu..." he muttered as a large fire ball flew threw the yard.

' grand fire ball justu...' i thought to my self. "uhh... nope... we can't do that..." i muttered staring in awe at the fire. yeah thats right i'm a pyro. "can you do it again?!?" i asked eagerly. itachi just shook his head and leaned on the wall again.

-kin's pov-

i glanced back and forth between the three men. then deidara spoke up.

" your eyes have a little gold in them, un..." he said looking at my eyes.

"uhh... yeah..." i said softly fighting back a blush.

" ooo!!! deidara deidara deidara! i have a question for her!"

"ok tobi... ask her... un" deidara muttered.

"do you know how to send us back?" he asked happily. deidara and sasori gave him a blank stare.

"tobi you idiot! you shouldn't be asking her for help! un!" deidara said whispering to tobi. (note: at first i had written caboose here lol red v.s. blue...)

"you guys doo know i can hear you right?" i asked.

"ooohhh... yeah... i knew that... " deidara said stupidly.

-yuki's pov-

"no no! nononononono!!!! anything but that please not that!!!" i yelled as a kunai was slowly inching towards my necklace.

"tell us the truth..." kisame said clodly.

"GOD DAMN IT! i am!!!!" i yelled at the two men infront of me. itachi sighed this wasn't getting them anywhere

"what do you know about us?" kisame asked me.

"hmm... hmmm... i know! you have blue skin!" i said pointing at kisame's nose. "other then that... not much..." i answered, i was awesome at lying! wait should i be proud of that? OH WELL! i glanced at the door as i saw konan comming out.

"leader wants us all in the living room.." she said and went back up stairs with us following behind her. once we got there i sat beside kin on the couch. itachi to my right and deidara to her left. i blinked and got comfy on the leather couch.

"look..." the leader said tossing my map book on the floor infront of everyone.

" t-this is a really place, un..." deidara said dumbfounded.

"no shit dipsitck..." i mumbled arrogentaly. at that exact moment...

"hello party people in the place to be!!!!!" i turned to the front door and saw me and kin's friend mei.

"who is she?" the leader asked about ready to kill her.

"mei have i told you that you have really bad timing?" i asked boardly. "by the way why are you here at 3 FUCKING AM?!?!"

"why yes you have yuki! and because you need a wake up call! RAWR!" mei said smiling stupidly. unlike me and kin mei didn't even know naruto existed... she watched inuyasha and full metal alchimist.

"don't mind her... she's our crazy idiot friend who comes over at random times..." kin stated to the akatsuki. mei had been in my karate and kung fu classes along with gymnastics and thats how we met.

"psst! yuki! kin! are these mean guys or regular guys?" she asked loudly.

"mei what have i told you?" kin asked.

"there are no regular guys..." mei stated.

"exactly..." i said nodding. i turned back to the akatsuki and mei came and sat on my lap for some reason.

"anyway... what are our options?" sasori asked the leader.

"well the way i see it... we're in a place we have no idea about with two-"

"three!" mei cut him off.

"yeah three teenage girls who accualy know this place... we might have to trust them..." the leader said.

"ha ha!! good one!" hidan called out.

"i'm serious..." the leader said annoyed by hidan's sudden outburst. hidan's face contorted and he glared at us.

"damn straight bitch!" mei called out with a smirk. i laughed for a second then stopped.

"i see..." the leader muttered. " well we will need rooms to sleep in and you will provide them..." he said pointing at me. i blinked and glared at him then stood up making mei fall on her butt.

"woah woah woah! if your gonna live here we need some rules!" i hissed and the leader nodded. "you guys can not come to the top floor under any circumstances and if you do you'll be kicked out. if you wanna fight you go out in the yard and lasty don't bug me when i'm upstairs! also! don't break anything!"

"how about instead... the top floor is yours. we'll knock on your door so you can come out and help us if we need you, we'll fight outside and we won't kill you..." i nodded agreeing to the leaders terms. " good now show us to our rooms..." i nodded and showed everyone to their separate rooms. i then yawned and went to my own room top salvage what was left of the night. once i crawled into bed my alarm went off and i sat up. well that was one night wasted. i got out of bed and headed to the kitchen. i had 12 other people to feed. i quickly made enough batter for like 100 waffles and then some... i quickly made the waffles and yawn but was carful not to burn myself.

103.5 waffles later...

i grimaced as kin stared at me from the kitchen table.

"go wake everyone and get them into the dinning room. i muttered and took out sevral plates of waffles to the dinning room once all the akatsuki were seated at the table they stared at the waffles like they were the weirdest thing ever.

"woot! it's waffles!!!" mei yelled and kin and i pulled her into the kitchen where we were going to eat. we sat at the table and raised out forkes.

"do you like waffles?" i muttered and kin and mei smiled evil at me. i smirked back at them and...

"Do you like waffles

Yeah we like waffles

Do you like pancakes

Yeah we like pancakes

Do you like french toast

Yeah we like french toast

Dodododo can't wait to get a mouth full

waffles

waffles

waffles

wa-dodododo can't wait to get a mouth full

Do you like waffles

Yeah we like waffles

Do you like pancakes

Yeah we like pancakes

Do you like french toast

Yeah we like french toast

Dodododo can't wait to get a mouth full"

we all sang together loudly. i ate a quater of the waffle and sighed i was never much of an eater.

"DAMN IT YUKI EAT!" mei yelled while kin smacked me over the back of my head. i was a grazer eating food all day long here and there.

"why! why won't you eat!!" kin said shaking me by my shoulders. i saw her eyes shift to the left and i glanced over to see itachi getting more water. "hey itachi can you help me out here?" he looked over then set down his cup and walked over. ok so i like itachi...

'i never thought liking an anime character would come back and bit me in the butt! oh god i'm screwed!' i yelled mently.

"she won't eat can you talk some sence into her?" itachi nodded and came over to me. he grabbed my chin and looked me straight in the eyes.

"eat your food..." he said in a cold tone and walked away. i puffed out my cheeks then stuck out my tounge. just as he was about to exit i smriked.

"no!" i said and got up to leave. a hand was on my shoulder in a second. i was turned around and was face to face with the uchiha.

"i said eat..." he said sternly.

"i said no!" i shot back starting to get annoyed. "and you can't make me!" i yelled forgetting about his sharingan. once his sharingan started to spin i shut my eyes. " no no no!" i quickly spun like a ballerina and ran up to my room followed by itachi who couldn't turn down a challaged this hard.

-to kin-

"she's so in for it now..." kin said with a smile.

"no kidding! so whats on the egenda for today?" mei asked

" no idea... yuki burned it..." kin muttered.

TBC...

ME: lol yeah it's way ooc... ALSO! SORRY FOR SPELLING AND GRAMMER PROBLEMS.

kin: *sarcstic voice* *gasp* spelling and grammer promblems?!? i hadn't noticed! *rolls eyes*

ME: *glares at kin*