Again and Again

Made Possible by Sango The Lecher Slayer

A/N: I've gotten only a few hits for this story, but I feel that if you see more of the story and enjoy its funny-ness, that you will review.

"…" Words

'…' Thoughts

-…- Actions

Disclaimer: Because angry lawyers, unfortunately, surround me, I release the following statement: I never said it was mine! Only Rumiko Takahashi owns the copyright! I don't own Napoleon Dynamite, and I definitely don't own all of the ice cream in the world.

Chapter 2: When I Say 'What the?' You Say 'Hell'

One day, Olivia and her brother Todd decided to go out into the magical forest when suddenly, there was a bunny! It wasn't just your average bunny, however, it was pink, sparkly, had sharp teeth, and an evil look in his right eye. Olivia pulled Todd out of the way as the bunny bounded across the forest and disappeared mid-leap into a well-house.

"Uhh... that was weird. The door to that building was shut. I can see the lock from here."

"You're telling me. When do you think we can move back to Cali?"

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As Kagome walked back to the village with the passed out Shippo in her arms, she felt as if someone was watching her. "Could it be Sesshomaru? Wouldn't put it past him, that perv." As she heard snarling from the bushes she paled and shouted, "Hey! Sorry, nothing personal. Ow! My leg!! What the --" With that she quickened her pace towards Kaede's hut and the village, and in her haste missed the pink furry rock that lay next to a bush. "Wait, what I am thinking? Why would Sesshomaru of all people be stalking me? That was only the third time we've met."

Once she was at the village, she quickly packed her things and looked for her friends to say her temporary goodbyes. A thought had occurred to her while she was walking to the village and scratching her leg: 'I don't know why, but all of the sudden it makes sense to go with Sesshomaru. I know that we're bitter enemies, and that he has tried to kill me on occasion, but if we're going to defeat Naraku, then I need to know how to actually do something.'

She put down her pack and sat down for a moment, unconsciously scratching her leg more vigorously. 'I don't know why this never occurred to me! Sesshomaru is strong, and we need strong fighters in order to win the battle. I know that if I go with him, we'll probably have a better shot at beating Naraku. Ultimately, we will need to have more people involved than just Sesshomaru and I. I know that Sango and Miroku would be glad to assist us because Naraku has personally hurt them too.' Now, all she needed to do was convince Sesshomaru…

Maybe we should rephrase that. Convincing Sesshomaru to allow her friends along would be like asking a brick wall to give you a strawberry ice cream cone. It wasn't gonna happen. This was definitely going to be hard.

After those depressing thoughts, she came upon Kaede in the village, helping a young woman heal her daughter. After waiting for quite a while (actually it was less than five minutes) Kagome began to grow impatient. A minute later she exploded, "Kaede! I'm leaving so won't you give me a hug and some advice. Gosh!" She quickly snapped her head to the right and started muttering about tater tots, old people, and birds…

Kagome's shouting had woken Shippo up. "Mama, where are we going?" The young kit inquired innocently.

"Who me?"

The village whipped their heads around and gave her a look.

"OK, that's 'nickname' is a new development..."

"What are you talking about, Kagome?"

"Eh, never mind and BTDubs, we're leaving with Sesshomaru." The kit promptly passed out. 'Hm, maybe I should have told him why first. Nah.'

Kaede finally looked up from what she was doing and acted as if she had never heard Kagome's previous out burst. "Child, what is it ye are seeking?"

"I'm coming to say goodbye Kaede. I'll miss you dearly."

With that, tears began to come to Kagome's eyes. "Worry not child, for you are strong. I have no doubts I shall see you again."

With those wise words (of which we have no clue what they actually mean) Kagome left in search of her two other friends.

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"HENTAI!" –smack- -bam boom crash shake…thud- -sigh- 'Yep, I definitely found Sango and Miroku.' –smack- -smack- -punch- -kick- "Hey Sango," Kagome shouted, "I think he's out of it now!" Sango just blushed and kicked him one more time for good measure making the poor monk groan in pain.

"So, Kagome, what do you need?" The slayer asked.

"Sango, I'm leaving." The young miko replied sadly.

"No! Why? Oh no, did you see Inuyasha at it again with the Kikyotch"

"How did you know? Wait a second, back up what's a Kikyotch?"

Hesitantly, the young slayer took a few steps backword –smack- "That's not what I meant by back up. It's just an expression in my time almost to say 'Can you repeat that?' or something to that extent." Now reassured, Sango went back to her previous spot next to Kagome. "Kikyotch. Kikyo – Clay pot – Bitch. Kikyotch!"

Pause.

Awkward turtle.

"Okay Sango if you say so… Anyway yes I did come to say goodbye. I'll miss you."

The two girls hugged. "I'll miss you too, Kagome,"

"Me also, Kagome."

"Miroku!"

"Yes it is I. For you Kagome, here is one last goodbye grope" –grope grope -

-smack smack- "Miroku!" Sango furiously demanded "Why did you grope me? I'm not leaving."

"My precious Sango, I did not want you to feel left out." –smack-

Miroku: KO'ed

"Kagome, I hope you don't mind me asking, but who are you going with?"

"Not at all Sango, I'm going with Sesshy-chan."

"Se-ss-sesshy-chan?" Kagome scratched her leg and started thinking, 'Maybe I should explain why I'm going with him first. Wait, hold up. Why am I calling him Sesshy-chan? I should probably stop… Nah, I'm not one to stop the party.'

Aloud Kagome chanted, "Paaaaaaar-tay!"

Sango now passed out and fell to the ground. Actually, she would have fallen if Miroku hadn't coincidentally woken up and caught her as she fell.

"Noooooooo! My Sango has left me! Never fear Sango I shall come with you to the afterlife." –rub rub-

-smack- "I'm up Miroku, I'm alive."

"Oh thank heavens, my dearest Sango."

"Shut it."

"Yes ma'am."

Kagome had to laugh at the antics of her closest friends. 'They are so perfect for each other, only Sango doesn't know it. I wouldn't put it past Miroku though.'

"Look, I'm sorry to interrupt your moment here but I do have to leave."

"Farewell, Kagome, we will miss you!" They both chorused. "Goodbye!"

After Kagome was out of hearing range Sango wondered aloud, "How come Shippo was unconscious?" Miroku simply shrugged and both walked away.

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Kagome ran back to Kaede's hut to get all of her things that she had left inside. As she tried to leave she realized a certain someone was blocking her way. "Oi, wench, just where do you think you're going." "Inuyasha I'm leaving." "Why bitch? Did I say you could leave?" "You have your Kikyotch-I mean Kikyo now. Leave me alone."

To Inuyasha's surprise Kagome wasn't breaking down like he thought she would. Instead, she looked normal. 'Who could have caused that? Whatever the wench still isn't leaving me. So what if I have Kikyo, I still control Kagome.' "Look wench you are not leaving my sight got it?"

Kagome, instead of being pissed off or crying just look apathetic. "Inuyasha, sit." –boom- "I'm leaving now with Sesshomaru and there is nothing you can do to stop me." With that, Kagome daintily stepped over Inuyasha with her large yellow bag, her uniform skirt swishing and Shippo in hand.

Inuyasha was seeing yellow. Then green. Then red. 'That traitor! That - What the?? - Oh, gotta get that fire rat out of my face. Where was I? That traitor. That bitch. She is mine. If Kikyo is mine then so is Kagome, after all she is her reincarnation.' Inuyasha laughed evilly and swore aloud, "Sesshomaru I will get Kagome back and when I do you're gonna wished you stayed away."

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The mysterious eyes watched over Inuyasha with disapproval. "Boy, you know nothing of which you speak." The figure bowed its head and moved to leave.

"Ow! What the hell is that?!?" The person swiveled around and saw an pink furry sandal by the side of the road. In a blink, the creature had disappear. Shrugging, and scratching its ankle, the figure returned to its home, awaiting a certain time…

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A/N: Who caught the reference to evil pink bunnies?? (They aren't quite what you think they are). And I bet you want to know who the mysterious person is.

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