Negi stood in front of the classroom, grinning from ear to ear. The classroom was in an uproar, as usual, so he just stood there patiently until Ayaka and Asuna stopped pulling each other's hair.

Such children. Konoka sat in her chair with a smile on her face. Ayaka and Asuna sure are reliable. They're always going at it first thing in the morning. She glanced at Setsuna. I wish Secchan and I could go at it first thing in the morning, every morning. She put her hand in front of her mouth and giggled. I just thought of something dirty! Bad Konoka!

Setsuna tensed up, sensing a weird energy emanating from Konoka, blushed and lowered her head.

Konoka turned her head toward the front of the classroom where the child teacher was frantically trying to reach the higher parts of the chalk board. He began to write something, "Fan Fiction Exercise." You mean, he's actually going through with it? Darn it! She now wore a nervous smile on her face. If my classmates get too interested in this…

"Now, does anyone know what this is?" He asked with enthusiasm.

Yue turned to seat number 14, Haruna, expecting her to answer. Instead, Haruna just flashed a devilish grin while pushing up her glasses. She whispered to her friend, "This is just too amusing! I'm gonna watch how this pans out!"

"No one?" Negi smiled.

"I know, Negi-sensei!" cried an overly excited Makie. "It's fiction that deals with fans! You know," she put her hands in the air. "hot stories need fans and these stories tell the stories about those fans!"

Back by Yue, Chisame clenched her fists.

"What's the matter, Chisame?" asked Yue as she sipped on her juice.

"Fan fiction is just like doujinshi, only without pictures! It's totally derivative of original works! I don't know what a ten year…" A hand clasped her mouth. A hand that belonged to Haruna.

"Now, don't you spoil this for me!"

"What's that over there?" Negi asked in the direction of Haruna.

"Nothing!" Haruna reassured him.

A hand shot up on the opposite side of the room. "I know, Negi-sensei!" It was Kazumi, the source for all information regarding Mahora. "It's fiction written by fans using the original characters of the anime, manga, book, etc. in ways the original author had never intended." A grin formed on her face. "Often involving a sexual situation between the characters." She looked around at the shocked faces, excluding Haruna, Konoka, and Zazie. "Of course, it's not always like that. By the way, there is this website that deals with fan fiction about Mahora's students, written by other students. It's totally funded by the Paparazzi Club! Wanna visit? It's !"

Oh dear, they found out about the website. I don't really care. I know I have stories posted on there. They're pretty sexually graphic, so I hope no one will make the connection between my username, "KyotoKoKo" and my real self. Konoka sighed and flipped her long, black hair back. She made a sidelong glance at Setsuna. Although, Secchan might check it out. She smiled. I might like that…Actually, it might not be all that bad. Maybe I'll finally beat that Shinmei-You person that's been ahead of me in popularity for at least a month. It's probably because their stories are sexier.

Negi stood still like a statue in the front of the classroom. "Se…Sexual? Oh dear!" He sighed. "Well, since it doesn't always involve that kind of stuff…I want you all to do a short fan fiction story of no more than a thousand words due by next Friday. Now, you can use books, movies, whatever as your inspiration. I wish you all good luck!"

The class was burst out in chatter.

"Negi-sensei," murmured Nodoka.

"This is your chance, Nodoka." Yue patted her friend on the back.

Ayaka swooned, "I am going to write the great romance of the century! It shall be called Romance of the Negi Kingdom!"

Asuna punched her, "Shut up! No one wants to read about your pedophilic stories, Shotacon."

"At least I don't like old men!" They began to exchange blows once again.

I wonder what Setsuna will write about. I don't think she watches much TV, or reads, for that matter. Konoka sighed.

A girl in a side ponytail appeared in Asuna's seat. "Ojousama, what is troubling you? As your bodyguard, I have an interest…"

"Secchan!" Konoka grabbed her. Setsuna flailed. "Nothing is troubling me, except being away from you!" She giggled. "What are you going to write about?"

"Nothing," Setsuna hid her face. "I don't write! Now tell me what is bothering you!"

"Awww…..come on, Secchan!" She squeezed harder. "Write something sexual!"

"Ehh!!!!!!!!" Setsuna's face burned with the strength of ten thousand sun burns.

The bell rang.

"Remember students, no more than a thousand words! If you get stuck, check out for tips!" Negi waved at his students.