Animes Unite

by VideoGameAddict237

After years out of the limelight, various anime characters come together for a reality television show documenting their day to day lives as they live together in a giant house. Watch as these characters experience trials, tribulations and all around craziness and manage to keep their sanity. Mega anime crossover. Rated M for violence, language, and adult situations.

2. Episode 1: A New House

Hello everyone! Welcome to the first episode of Animes Unite. In this episode, the characters move in to the house and get adjusted to living with each other. Though, certain things are easier said than done, especially with opposite personalities.

Warning: Adult language, violence, and adult situations.

Episode 1: A New House

NARRATOR: Welcome to the first episode of Animes Unite. Last time we had our introduction where we met all of our major characters for this show. The characters presented included Rukia Kuchiki, Ichigo Kurosaki and Orihime Inoue from Bleach. Simon and Yoko Littner from Gurren Lagann. Rin and Yukio Okumura from Blue Exorcist. Lelouch vi Britannia from Code Geass. Haruhi Suzumiya from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Edward Elric from the Fullmetal Alchemist series. Chi from Chobits. Renton Thurston and Eureka from Eureka Seven. And finally, Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evangelion. We're happy to have all of these characters here. So how this show works is they'll be living in this house here.

(A large three story house with a gated fence is shown)

NARRATOR: We specifically picked this house to accommodate all the members living here. Outside you can see we have a beautiful exterior for this three-story house.

(Camera pans to the other side of the house)

NARRATOR: On the other side you can see a nice porch outside with some tables and seats. But the best part here is the swimming pool. 9 feet deep and always well kept, it's very fun to go and take a swim.

BACKGROUND GUY: Think they'll use it?

NARRATOR: They probably will eventually. But now that we've covered the outside of the house, let's take a look inside shall we?

(Interior of the house is shown)

NARRATOR: We've got an amazing living room with a flat screen TV, several couches, and for entertainment a gaming system (insert what system you like here). In the kitchen area, we've got a several counters for cooking, an expensive microwave oven and fridge. Right next door to that is a dining room with a giant table for everyone to eat at, looks really nice doesn't it? Let's move upstairs.

(Cuts to the upstairs of the house)

NARRATOR: Upstairs we've got three different bathrooms and showers.

(Moves to the hallway with the four bedrooms)

NARRATOR: And finally there's the bedrooms, four to be exact. Now we've specifically chosen bedrooms for each member based on who we believe will get along better and we'll announce it when they get here. Considering what we've seen in the introduction, I believe that most of them will get along just fine...hopefully.

(The sound of a horn honking is heard outside)

NARRATOR: Oh, and here they are now.

(Camera goes outside where we see all fourteen of the house members being dropped off in a bus. They all get out one by one, carrying suitcases, bags, and backpacks)

NARRATOR: Welcome everyone, to your new home.

ICHIGO: Wow, really big house

RUKIA: Yeah, it's really pretty

ORIHIME: (apathetically) Eh, I guess it'll do

RIN: Gotta admit, it's way better than that apartment we were living in before.

YUKIO: Rin we didn't have an apartment, we were living on the streets.

RIN: Oh yeah, how are we still alive.

YUKIO: Two words. Viz…Media.

YOKO: Very nice house, maybe this wasn't such a bad idea after all.

SIMON: I don't know maybe. (whispers to her) I'm still keeping my eyes open Yoko. No telling what these crazy people are planning for us.

YOKO: As long as it doesn't involve anything carnal, I'm in.

SIMON: What's carnal mean?

YOKO: You don't want to know.

CHI: (in her head) I wonder, a house this big probably has a large Wi-fi network right? I can probably work with as many computers as I want to here. (excited) This is gonna be so great!

HARUHI: (in her head) This is it, my chance to have even more fun. (Looks at the other girls) And I see I may have some mascots on board. (giggles mischievously)

EDWARD: (in his head) Well this looks even better than Shou Tucker's house. Maybe I can make my own chem lab in the basement. (gasp) Maybe it has a library where I can do more alchemy research! This'll be awesome!

LELOUCH: (in his head) Remember to keep sly and cool Lelouch. This is your chance to prove that you're a smooth, sexy, and awesome exiled prince. Get ready ladies here I co-

(A fly goes right by him, and his eyes go wide)

LELOUCH: (terrified) AAAAAAAAAH! NO, NO, NO, GET IT OFF ME! DON'T TOUCH ME! DON'T TOUCH ME!

(Lelouch jumps around in panic while he pulls out bug spray, camera pans to Renton and Eureka staring at him.)

RENTON: (sarcastic tone) Well I guess he's going to do just fine. (Turns to Eureka) You looking forward to it?

EUREKA: I won't deny it; the house looks very festive, but I have one simple warning to everyone here.

RENTON: I think I know what that is.

EUREKA: Don't fuck with me and we'll be fine. Try to fuck with me, and your medical bills will be through the roof.

RENTON: (happy) Except me of course, because I'm special.

(Eureka turns to Renton with a grin on her face.)

EUREKA: (playful) Oh I don't think so Renton.

RENTON: (nervous) What?

EUREKA: Just because you're my friend doesn't mean I'm giving special exceptions.

(Eureka pulls Renton to her face by his collar)

EUREKA: (threateningly) If you piss me off, you'll be singing Hatsune Miku with your jaw wired.

RENTON: Did I ever tell you that you're a very vicious girl?

EUREKA: I figured you'd learn that after I dealt with Gidget when we were working on the show.

RENTON: All she did was spill coffee on your fucking shirt! You put her in the hospital for a week!

EUREKA: Yeah, well that coffee was too fucking hot dipshit!

SHINJI: (in his head) OH MY GOD, WHAT AM I DOING?! I'M SUCH A DISGRACE! I'M A JOKE, A LAUGHINGSTOCK, A MEDIA WHORE!

NARRATOR: Well looks like everyone's gathered here. How is everyone today?

EVERYONE: Fine.

NARRATOR: Good, now are you all ready to move into the house?

EVERYONE: Yeah.

NARRATOR: Alright then. Everyone go inside and get settled in.

(Everyone goes inside)

EDWARD: Damn, this place looks even better inside than on the outside. (takes a look around)

NARRATOR: Of course, we want you all to have a comfortable experience living here. That's why we took it upon ourselves to give you guys the best living accommodations ever.

SHINJI: Hmph, I bet this is all some kind of set up.

SIMON: Shut up Shinji.

(Yoko runs into the room with a bright smile.)

YOKO: (excitedly) Hey! Did you guys see that we have a swimming pool outside?

NARRATOR: Like I said, we want you all to feel comfortable here.

(Edward walks in, looking bummed)

EDWARD: (disappointed) They don't have a library in here. I was hoping to do more alchemy research.

NARRATOR: Sorry Ed, but this house isn't big enough to have a library. How about we move upstairs and show you the bedrooms?

ICHIGO: Sounds great.

(They all walk upstairs)

NARRATOR: So, we arranged the rooms based on how we thought each of you would get along. Here's how it's sorted. In Room 1, we have Ichigo, Renton, Simon and Edward.

ICHIGO: (smiling) Okay, this sounds like a good setup. And I get to room with the Fullmetal Alchemist himself.

EDWARD: Yeah, and I get to room with a guy who can talk to dead people, and it's more badass than The Sixth Sense.

ICHIGO: Take that M. Night Shyamalan.

RENTON: Nice to room with another mech pilot.

SIMON: (pats Renton on the back) Likewise.

NARRATOR: Moving on. In Room 2 we have Lelouch, Shinji, Rin, and Yukio.

RIN: Oh fuck me. We have to room with Shinji Ikari, the biggest crybaby in the anime world.

YUKIO: The other one was supposed to be the exiled prince with the ability to control minds, but he doesn't seem all too brave either. What a bunch of lies.

RIN: Looks are very deceiving huh?

NARRATOR: That's what I said.

YUKIO: At least we get to room together. But one warning Rin, please do not touch my stash of porn. I just bought it off the web and it's very precious to me.

RIN: Alright, I'll keep that in mind (has his fingers crossed).

NARRATOR: So, that's all for the men in the house. Now for the women. In Room 3, we have Eureka, Yoko, and Chi.

EUREKA: (relieved) Oh thank God.

YOKO: What's wrong, you were worried about rooming?

EUREKA: I was hoping that I didn't get roomed with…

(Eureka looks at Haruhi who smiles and waves)

EUREKA: (disgust) …her.

YOKO: Oh, now I see.

CHI: I say we keep our chins up. I think everything will be fun, now that we're roommates (smiles innocently)

(Eureka and Yoko smile at Chi's cuteness)

YOKO: (giggling) She's way too cute.

(Eureka looks at Haruhi and then at Chi)

EUREKA: I just realized something. Something to do with Chi.

YOKO: What is it?

EUREKA: Hear me out, I got a little plan

(Eureka whispers into Yoko's ear)

NARRATOR: Ok, while they talk in secret, Room 4 is given to Orihime, Haruhi and Rukia.

HARUHI: (excitedly) YES! I get the most popular female characters from one of the most popular animes of all time.

(Haruhi runs up behind Orihime and Rukia and hugs the both of them)

HARUHI: We're gonna be the best friends ever!

(She runs into the bedroom. Rukia gets uncomfortable at Haruhi's antics and moves closer to Orihime.)

RUKIA: Orihime, I don't think I can handle living with her.

(Orihime gives Rukia a hug)

ORIHIME: It's alright babe, everything's gonna be fine.

(Orihime turns to Eureka, Chi, and Yoko)

ORIHIME: Do you mind if we hang out with you guys during the day to avoid Haruhi?

EUREKA and YOKO: Be our guests.

ORIHIME: Flat sisters stay together. Right girls? Flat chested pride.

(Flat chested pride banner appears again.)

WOMEN and EUREKA, YOKO, and RUKIA: Flat chested pride!

(Cuts back to all of them holding their arms up in the air. Eureka, Orihime and Rukia all glare at Yoko who looks down at her chest and then at the floor in shame.)

ORIHIME: (quietly) You are part of the problem.

EUREKA: By the way, hear us out on our plan, I think we can work together. (starts whispering with Yoko, Rukia and Orihime)

NARRATOR: Well now that we got the entire crew together, we're gonna take a quick commercial break and when we come back, we'll see how everybody has adjusted to one day in the house. I'm your unseen narrator and this is Animes Unite. We'll be right back after these messages.

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NARRATOR: Welcome back to Animes Unite. I'm your unseen narrator and when we last left our guests they were getting settled in. It's the next day already so let's see how everyone's adjusted. We're gonna go by each room and ask each occupant what it's been like. Let's start with the group of guys and see what they've been up to.

(Camera cuts to Ichigo at the desk followed by Simon, Renton, and Edward as they give their opinions. Footage is also intercut of them hanging out together)

ICHIGO: Moving in the first day seemed kind of hard, but I feel it turned out better than expected.

SIMON: Me, Renton, Edward and Ichigo get along great. We're kind of like a dream team of friends. We're always together, having a great time.

RENTON: It's been good living with them. We play games, joke around, do lots of stuff. It's been cool.

EDWARD: I'm glad to have made good friends with Ichigo, Renton, and Simon. They're really great guys. They even helped me out with getting a possible alchemy lab set up.

NARRATOR: Hmm, very cool.

EDWARD: We still need the finances to get it ready though, but I'm not gonna ask them to spare cash on me.

NARRATOR: That sounds wise, don't want to start making enemies.

(Camera then cuts to Rin and Yukio, Shinji, and Lelouch each at the desk)

RIN: So far, living with Shinji and Lelouch, has some very annoying stuff about it, and I mean really fucking annoying. It's driving both Yukio and I crazy.

YUKIO: Shinji's always complaining that he's a reality TV whore and Lelouch freaks out over every little thing; bugs, horror movies, jumpscares, pranks, everything imaginable.

SHINJI: Lelouch constantly screams whenever something frightens him, Yukio doesn't do anything except sit around and read some weird manga collection he has, and Rin lays around smoking weed, and eating.

LELOUCH: Of course, Rin's a lazy stoner who lays on his ass and eats all day, Yukio just sits around all day reading manga, which I'm honestly suspicious about because he warned us not to touch it, and Shinji's complaining every damn minute.

(Background guy jumps out wearing a mask)

BACKGROUND GUY: BOO!

LELOUCH: (screaming in high pitched voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MOOOOOOOOMYYYYYYYYYYY!

(Lelouch runs away from the table)

NARRATOR: (annoyed) Really Joe?

BACKGROUND GUY: I'm sorry, he's so easy to mess with.

(Cuts to Eureka, Yoko and Chi at the interview desk. Footage is inter cut of them having fun as they talk.)

EUREKA: Yoko and Chi are really cool to be around. Yoko's someone I can rely on when I'm upset and Chi can make your day with how cute she is. We get along really well and I couldn't ask for anything more. Although, I can smell a lot of gunpowder in the room from when Yoko comes back after practicing with her rifles.

YOKO: I like Eureka a lot, though I'll be honest when I say she is short tempered and can get volatile at times. Fortunately, it hasn't been directed at me. And do I have to say Chi is just way too cute, and not to mention has the greatest computer knowledge I've ever seen. Ask her one thing and she can find it all on the Internet.

CHI: Eureka and Yoko are really kind people to room with. Eureka can get really angry sometimes, and Yoko's sniper practicing leaves a very weird smell in the room, but I get the feeling that they really care about me a lot as they always ask to help me with things. I can understand why though, I am a computer after all.

(Cuts to Orihime, Rukia, and Haruhi.)

ORIHIME: Rukia and I cannot live with someone like Haruhi. She goes beyond being loud or annoying which wouldn't be all that bad. She is impulsive, egotistical and unpredictable. I'm very protective of Rukia, and a lot of the times Haruhi tries to pull her antics on her. Every day she just starts jumping around and causing a ruckus, annoying us and everybody. The only time we're ever able to get peace is when we go to bed, and then in the morning it starts all up again.

RUKIA: Haruhi is not someone that I want to room with. Her behavior is just unacceptable. For the most part Orihime and I are barely ever in our room. We're mostly hanging out in Eureka, Chi, and Yoko's room to avoid her as much as we can. She's just horrible.

HARUHI: (disappointed) Orihime and Rukia are almost never around and I find that really sad. I really think that we could be good friends if they give me a chance. They're great characters from an amazing series and I want to really establish a good relationship with them, and maybe make them new members of the SOS Brigade.

NARRATOR: So, as we can see, there is some tension that has arisen between certain house members. At the same time, there are established relationships between members in the household and good ones at best. So now the second order of business is to relieve that tension. Let's see how that plays out.

(Camera cuts to Yukio at the table)

YUKIO: The producers called us to get together to have a sit-down. They basically want us to work out these certain problems that we're having.

SIMON: I really think there has been some tension arising between members and I think a sit-down may be the best option to work through everything perfectly.

(Cuts to everyone in the living room sitting on either the chairs or the floor. Ichigo is leading the conversation.)

ICHIGO: Okay everybody. So, we're here today to resolve certain issues that have arisen between all of us. So, I say to start, let's look over our flaws. From that, we can identify the main issue at hand and hopefully manage to resolve the problems. Anybody want to go first?

RENTON: How about we let the ladies go first.

ICHIGO: Okay, sounds good. Let's start with the members in Room 3. Eureka, Yoko and Chi. How have you guys felt living with each other so far?

CHI: It's been really good.

EUREKA: So far nothing bad has happened. We get along just great.

YOKO: Mm-hmm.

ICHIGO: Now can you all acknowledge each other's flaws?

YOKO: Oh yeah definitely. Of course, my flaws are that I can sometimes get very upset when I think about… (looks like she's about to cry but stifles it) …a certain person that I was very close to. I'm sorry, I nearly broke down there.

EUREKA: (pats Yoko on the back) It's alright, it's gonna be fine. Well, with me I fly into rages sometimes, mostly when provoked or if I'm in a bad mood. I did lose my temper a couple times with some of the other members after we got here.

(Brief montage of Eureka losing it several times though her tantrums aren't nearly as violent as when she attacked the background guy in the introduction.)

EUREKA: And...I think it may happen again. But so far that hasn't happened between Yoko and Chi. I give Chi a lot of credit for that, she always manages to brighten up my day.

CHI: Aww that's very sweet. Thank you.

ICHIGO: And Chi, do you have any flaws?

CHI: I think being too cute is my problem. It sometimes keeps people from talking to me normally and at times they just ogle over me. Although Yoko and Eureka try to treat me normally and don't ogle over me all the time.

EUREKA: That's because we care.

(All three smile together)

ICHIGO: Okay, now let's move on to the girls in Room 4. Orihime, Rukia and Haruhi.

ORIHIME: As said before in our previous interview. We-

HARUHI: (interrupts) Before we go into this, I was wondering if we could change the subject very quickly. I have something I want to talk about.

ICHIGO: Umm okay. What do you want to say Haruhi?

HARUHI: I feel that we need to add a little something to these discussions. In particular, a possible moe aspect.

(They all look confused)

RENTON: A what?

HARUHI: A moe aspect.

RIN: What's moe?

YUKIO: It's basically a fetish or sexual attraction to idealized people. In the case of moe, the attractions towards a perfect young girl.

EUREKA: (disgusted) In other words, it's the poison that's slowly killing anime as we speak.

YOKO: I thought illegal downloading was doing that.

EDWARD: Well, why does Haruhi want to add this moe thing to our discussions?

HARUHI: I'm glad you asked. Well, it seems that we have a certain someone here who represents those traits. (Looks at Chi who becomes nervous)

CHI: (stuttering) Umm…I…I'm not…

HARUHI: (goes up to her) Pretty, tiny, vulnerable, and absolutely adorable to the eye, (slowly reaches out her hand) she's perfect for the job.

(Haruhi's hand is suddenly smacked away by Orihime)

ORIHIME: Not a chance!

HARUHI: What the hell?

(Orihime, Eureka, Yoko, and Rukia gather around Chi)

YOKO: We knew this was the type of thing you would try to pull Haruhi. We saw what you did with your friend Mikuru in your series.

HARUHI: (smirks) Oh so you did watch my show.

ORIHIME: Damn right we did, and we decided we weren't gonna let that happen to Chi. Not by you Haruhi, (turns a death glare to all the boys in the room) or by the other shallow perverts in this household.

(Guys all react with shock and confusion.)

CHI: (confused) Wait so you guys...

LELOUCH: So you guys formed some kind of bodyguard thing for Chi?

EUREKA: That's right and we're dedicated to making sure that Chi's innocence is preserved and protected from Haruhi and from any of the perverts in this house!

RUKIA: In dedication to Protecting Chi's Innocence, we are THE PCI ALLIANCE!

(All three get into poses as a banner that says PCI Alliance appears over them. Starting with Rin, all the guys in the room followed by Haruhi start laughing at the girls.)

EUREKA: What? What?! What are you idiots laughing at?!

SHINJI: (laughing) PCI Alliance?! You gotta be kidding me!

LELOUCH: (laughing) That's really the best name you could come up with?!

YUKIO: (laughing) PCI Alliance! That abbreviation! Are you serious?!

EUREKA: They're right, our name sucks!

YOKO: Rukia was that really the best you could come up with?

ORIHIME: You could've used a lot more imagination on that one, I mean come on.

RUKIA: But…but we only had a couple seconds, I panicked!

CHI: Am I still relevant in this conversation?

YOKO: Well either way, it doesn't matter what you do Haruhi. We're not gonna let you mess with Chi.

HARUHI: Well just because I can't mess with Chi… (suddenly runs away so fast that she can't be seen)

ORIHIME: What the fuck? Where'd she go?

(Suddenly appears behind Yoko)

HARUHI: Doesn't mean I can't mess with you.

YOKO: Huh?

(Grabs Yoko's breasts.)

EUREKA, ORIHIME, RUKIA, CHI: (gasp)

YOKO: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

(Haruhi begins to fondle Yoko as she writhes and screams. Everyone in the house looks on in shock)

HARUHI: Especially you Yoko. Look at you, you have the most sex appeal out of all of us. Geez, I can't believe it, we're the same height yet your boobies are ginormous compared to mine.

(Yoko steps on Haruhi's foot causing her to break her grasp.)

YOKO: (angry) YOU PERVERTED BITCH, I'LL FILL YOU FULL OF LEAD!

(Pulls out her sniper rifle and aims it at Haruhi. Eureka and Rukia restrain her.)

ORIHIME: You're ridiculous Haruhi. Measuring a women's self-worth by the size of her bust. I find that particularly offensive. Women are smart and vibrant creatures that deserve much more integrity than people like you or perverted and shallow men believe.

ICHIGO: (whispers) Just to point out for future reference guys, if you compliment a woman by calling her "sexy" then she'll really hit the roof.

SHINJI: (sarcastically) Oh boy that'll be fun.

ICHIGO: Shut up Shinji.

ORIHIME: I for one support the women who do not suffer from the curse of bustiness such as myself. (turns to Yoko) No offense Yoko.

YOKO: None taken Orihime.

ORIHIME: And of course, there's my usual motto "flat chested pride".

(Eureka and Rukia pop up behind Orihime with their thumbs up.)

EUREKA, RUKIA: Flat chested pride.

(Banner appears again.)

HARUHI: That is very ironic Orihime because before you were once one of the most famous large breasted girls in anime. You can't fully speak out for the rights of flat chested women when you aren't really one yourself. Hmph, such a hypocrite.

ORIHIME: (angry) WHY YOU LITTLE!

(is about to punch her in the face when Eureka pulls her back)

HARUHI: At least people in the SOS Brigade understand my needs perfectly, unlike all of you.

EUREKA: You mean the SOS Brigade that doesn't exist.

HARUHI: I'm sorry, did you say something?

EUREKA: Listen Haruhi, I'm going to say this bluntly but try and be fair. Your series is fictional as is mine and everyone else's, you understand?

HARUHI: Mm-hmm.

EUREKA: Your SOS Brigade doesn't exist. It was all a creation made in your series. Where the hell are all the other members anyway?

HARUHI: Around.

(Cuts to Mikuru and Yuki at the bus stop with joints in their mouths. I Chase the Devil plays in the background)

MIKURU: I'm so fucking high man…

(Cuts back to the house)

EUREKA: And also, to get another large thing out of the way. You do not have God like powers.

HARUHI: Of course I do! I can reshape the universe to my own liking!

EUREKA: No, you can't Haruhi, it's all just fiction.

HARUHI: How dare you!? You know what I'll prove it to you!

EUREKA: (smirks) Oh really?

HARUHI: Yeah, I'll reshape the universe and banish you to another realm. Right now!

(Haruhi claps her hands and stands still while Eureka stands there while everyone else in the house is motionless while cricket sound effects play. The camera pans revealing that Rin is playing the sound effects on his phone. Yukio glares at him for a second at which Rin puts away his phone)

RIN: Sorry.

EUREKA: There you see. So Haruhi, can you please just back off a little bit? You're getting way out of line here and you're driving us crazy.

HARUHI: It still doesn't matter, after all.

(Haruhi reaches out her hand and touches Eureka's chest. She smirks.)

HARUHI: Looks like we have a winner for this years Flatty McFlatterson.

(Eureka stands there in shock for a moment. The others, knowing what's coming all take a step back in fear. A dark aura rises from Eureka as she growls in rage.)

EUREKA: (enraged) You…bitch…you...are...so... DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

(Eureka jumps on Haruhi and begins to attack her in various ways. Punching her, kicking her, and strangling her all the while screaming obscenities at her. The other members of the household get up and try to break up the fight but it starts getting more out of hand.)

NARRATOR: I think we need to take a quick break right now. Tom cut. Cut. CUT!

(The scene cuts before transitioning back. Haruhi is badly beaten with a black eye, cuts and bruises while Eureka is sitting on a couch still fuming.)

ICHIGO: Okay, I think we need to move on now to the situation with the guys. Let's talk a little about my roommates. As we all know, I'm rooming with Edward, Renton and Simon.

RENTON: I think so far after moving in and getting a room, we've adjusted well for the most part.

ICHIGO: I agree with that.

EDWARD: The only real problem that we've had is that Simon snores so loud at night.

SIMON: (defensively) I do not!

RENTON: Yeah Simon, you do.

SIMON: Okay fine, I'm sorry but I can't help it.

ICHIGO: It's no big deal though. I think everyone snores loudly anyway. I'll give you some breathing strips, that'll help. How about the others in Room 2? Rin, Yukio, Lelouch and Shinji.

SHINJI: I'll start off the argument. For one thing, Yukio's sitting around reading manga all the time. I mean of course he's a nice guy to hold a conversation with but he never stops reading. I mean, it's kind of weird how protective he is of that stuff. What is it anyway?

YUKIO: None of your concern, that's what.

LELOUCH: I agree, and not to mention that Rin smokes weed during the night, and we share a bunk so I have to deal with the constant smell of it.

YUKIO: (in his head) At least I don't have to.

RIN: Okay, so I got some things to say about Shinji and Lelouch. For the most part they're nice guys, but they present really annoying problems that are getting on my and Yukio's nerves. For one Lelouch gets scared way too easily by anything. I can't even mention what happened two nights ago, and I'm sure everybody remembers.

(Cuts to Room 2 asleep in their beds. It's probably around 3 AM)

LELOUCH: (bolts awake) AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

SHINJI: JESUS CHRIST!

RIN: WHAT THE SHIT?!

YUKIO: WHO?! WHAT?! WHERE?! WHAT?!

LELOUCH: GUYS, A GHOST IS COMING THROUGH OUR SKYPE ACCOUNTS

(Lelouch runs out over to his laptop)

LELOUCH: WE GOTTA SHUT THEM DOWN BEFORE IT GETS THERE!

SHINJI: Lelouch calm down.

LELOUCH: What?!

YUKIO: You just had a nightmare. You're awake now it's alright.

LELOUCH: (calms down a little) I'm sorry.

RIN: (tired) I knew we shouldn't have rented Unfriended.

SHINJI: Yeah but that movie was so stupid. Who keeps a blender in their bedroom?

(Rin puts on an unassuming face followed by Shinji looking at him with a "are you serious?" face)

RIN: Shut up, I'm a cook.

(Door opens revealing some of the others)

ICHIGO: (concerned) Is everything okay?

YUKIO: Yeah, we're fine. Lelouch had a nightmare is all.

SIMON: Oh well that's a relief.

EUREKA: (tiredly rubbing her eyes) You scared the shit out of us.

ORIHIME: Not to mention, it's 3 AM jackasses!

RIN: Alright we get it! Just go back to bed.

(Everyone leaves. Cuts back to the house meeting)

LELOUCH: I'm sorry Rin. I just can't help it. Everything scares me no matter how hard I try.

RIN: Secondly, Shinji is always complaining. It's like every second he gets a word in, he's always complaining about how he's a media whore and he's a disgrace and all that bullshit.

SHINJI: Because I am, do you understand how much of a joke I am!?

RIN: Oh, grow up! Is that all you ever do is just complain? You get to live in a nice house and that doesn't even satisfy you.

YUKIO: He's right there. It's every single day. We're here and none of us are complaining about being media whores because who the fuck cares? We get a nice house to live in for Christ's sake! Jesus, even on Evangelion all you did was complain.

RIN: (imitating Shinji) Oh my mommy's dead. Oh my daddy doesn't love me. Oh I have to pilot a giant robot to save the world. I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away. My God, you're a pathetic little bitch!

SHINJI: Asshole.

RIN: And both of you on me smoking pot. I don't need you guys to tell me about my habits. Sure, I smoke one joint every day, maybe two or three. But whatever happened to freedom of speech and everything. Everybody has a right to something, even if I am the son of Satan or not. Besides, it's not like I'm a stoner or anything.

YUKIO: That is true.

SHINJI: Yeah, well at least my mom didn't put out for Satan because she didn't like how demons had to be killed!

NARRATOR: Oh damn.

RIN: (angry) YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

(Rin bursts into blue flames before punching Shinji, who then punches back and the two engage in a fight, wrestling on the floor. The house members again react)

NARRATOR: Tom cut it again.

(The scene cuts. It comes back showing Rin and Shinji on two separate couches fuming)

ICHIGO: Okay so seeing how we all behaved here, it is obvious there is tension.

NARRATOR: From this, I want to give everyone here some advice. I know that some of you probably can't get along well. But, don't make that stop you from guys from being a team. If there's something that needs to be resolved, team work is the only way to do it. Don't let you guys not getting along keep you from working together as a team. So, what do you all say can we agree to that?

(Most of the people nod in agreement, except for Rin, Shinji, Eureka and Haruhi)

Come on now, do you think we can agree to that?

RIN: (sighs) Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to try. Sorry I insulted you Shinji.

SHINJI: Yeah, I'll try. I'm sorry what I said about your mom too.

RIN: I hate to say it, but you're not wrong.

NARRATOR: And Eureka?

(Eureka doesn't respond for a couple minutes before groaning.)

EUREKA: (seething) Alright fine, I'll do it.

NARRATOR: And Haruhi?

HARUHI: (in pain) I can't feel my teeth.

NARRATOR: I'll take that as a yes. Well, it's nice to see that we all reached an agreement. So as a special little gift for everyone, how about I order you guys some pizza, my treat.

EVERYONE: Okay.

NARRATOR: Well that's everything for today. I'm your unseen narrator and this has been the first episode of Animes Unite. Join us next time as we see what predicament everyone ends up in.

Predicament? Oh boy.

I did lots of heavy editing to this chapter (or episode if you'd rather call it that) from the first time I wrote it. But for me, this was the first time I ever had real genuine fun writing a chapter. Not that I don't have fun writing other works but when you're struggling to come up with ideas on the spot it really takes away the enjoyment. For this, I enjoyed every second of writing this and it gave me confidence to continue the story.

Also, I established various running gags throughout the story in this chapter: The PCI Alliance and people finding the name ridiculous, and the feud between Eureka and Haruhi. In giving Eureka a volatile temper, I found that Haruhi could spend every opportunity trying to get under her skin. Keep an eye out, things may get rough.

So I recently signed up for Casting Call Club and have been pursuing online voice acting, I auditioned currently for three different things and met some really cool people on the website. So we'll see how that goes.

Tune in next chapter, things are gonna start heating up. If you guys have any kind of constructive criticism that you feel should say, don't hesitate to say so. See you all next time.

I own none of the above characters in the aforementioned series. Each belongs to their respective owners:

Bleach is owned by Viz Media, Tite Kubo and Toei Animation

Blue Exorcist is owned by Aniplex of America, A-1 Pictures, Kazue Kato and Tensai Okamura

Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann is owned by Aniplex of America, Gainax, Kazuki Nakashima, and Hiroyuki Imaishi

Fullmetal Alchemist is owned by Aniplex of America, Funimation Entertainment, Studio Bones and Hiromu Arakawa

Code Geass is owned by Funimation Entertainment, Sunrise, Ichirō Ōkouchi, Gorō Taniguchi, and CLAMP

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya is owned by Funimation Entertainment, Kyoto Animation, and Nagaru Tanigawa

Chobits is owned by Funimation Entertainment, Madhouse Studios and CLAMP.

Eureka Seven is owned by Funimation Entertainment, Studio Bones, and Dai Sato.

Neon Genesis Evangelion is owned by AEsir Holdings, Gainax and Hideaki Anno