"Opposite Lives"

Sorry for letting you wait for chapter 2! Can't have a mob chase me on my first time on Fanfiction! Anyway, here's chapter 2 for you so enjoy!

Chapter 2: "Getting used to things"

Hours passed, they were finally done discussing about each other's daily lifestyle. The new Goku took in the new Vegeta's information quite easily. The reason why the discussion took so long is because Vegeta(Goku) had to go through eight sessions to learn Vegeta's attitude by heart. Learning how to talk smart, insult, and even growl was a challenge! After they- mostly Vegeta- finally gets it, they went back home to put it to the test. 'Vegeta' head for Capsule Corp, and 'Goku' flew to the forest where the real Goku lives.

"Good luck, Kakarot" Vegeta(Goku) beamed.

"Stop smiling! You'll blow our cover!" Goku(Vegeta) frowned, "Don't forget anything!"

After memorizing everything that is Goku, Vegeta- oops-Goku finally landed by the house, just in time for his first quarrel with Chichi.

"Goku! There you are! Where were you? You've been gone for hours!"

Goku(Vegeta) groaned. Three months with this harpy? I don't think switching was a good idea..

"Look, Chichi, I-"

" Don't you 'look chichi' me! You're always gone! Everyday it's the same thing and I'm sick of it!"

A frown already formed on Goku(Vegeta)'s face. He was not going to get bossed around by this harpy! The real Goku is at least- one hundred billion times stronger than her. Why is she wearing the pants in their relationship?

"That's it, Goku! If you do it one more time, you better find someone else to cook for you! You hear me? You can for-"

"SHUT the HELL UP!!!" he roared.

Chichi froze at the sudden remark. That was new.

"Wha-"

"Shut up already! Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!"

"Where is this behavior coming from? I bet is from hanging around constantly with Vegeta, isn't it? It's not like you, Goku."

"It's mostly from marrying you! It's normal for guys to go on an outrage every once in a while."

"I don't like the new you, Goku. You're mean!"

Goku(Vegeta) nearly fell back anime-style at what Chichi said. "Me? Mean?!" he started to laugh hysterically.

"That's rich! I can't believe you even said that! You, the queen of hell, calling me mean!"

"The queen of hell?!" she roared, "Who are you? Where's the old Goku?"

"He got smarter." Goku smirked. Oops! No smirking!"I'm claiming my place as the real leader of this family! You- on the other hand- need to back off!"

Chichi frowned at Goku. She's not going to lose the respect she worked so hard for.

"Not without a fight!" she growled.

"Aww. That's cute, Chichi." Goku( Vegeta) smiled. He was amazed at how easy it was to smile in Goku's body. In his own body, it was really difficult. One time, it took him 5 minutes to even raise the corner of his lip an inch! Chichi got herself in a battle stance.

"Are you really going to fight me Chichi?"

Still no reply from the determined Chichi.

"Are you willing to get breast cancer?"

Chichi stood shock still after that was spoken!

"What you don't want to fight anymore? That's a shame." Goku grinned. Controling Chichi is easy! He couldn't believe it! If he said that to Bulma, He wouldn't hear the end of it!

" Now that this is over with, would you mind making something for dinner?

Meanwhile, at Capsule Corp…

"Vegeta, can you do a favor for me?" Bulma chirped. Vegeta(Goku) couldn't understand why the real Vegeta thinks she's a nuisance! She was so easy to deal with. Just do some chores, and… that's it! No fighting or door slamming will happen. He wished Chichi was this way.

"I'm done, Bulma." Vegeta(Goku) announced.

"That's great, Vegeta! I'm liking the new you already!"

Vegeta(Goku) smirked. "That's nice of you to say that."

He then turned around and snickered. "This is too easy! She's buying it !"

"Something wrong, Vegeta?"

"No." he snapped, "I'm fine."

"Okay then! Hey, do want me to make something for dinner tonight?" She asked.

"NO!" Vegeta(Goku) cried. Suddenly, he wants Chichi back. Bulma's cooking is horrendous.

"How about we go out tonight?" he asked nervously. That only made Bulma smile even more.

"Of course, Vegeta! That'll be great!" she squealed, hugging him tightly.

"Wow." Goku thought, " I can see Vegeta never takes her out anywhere!"

" Come on, Veggie! Let's go, let's go, let's go!"

"Ok, woman! Just calm down!"

It was hard to find Vegeta's bedroom in a giant house, but after a few tries, he found it. No one else in Capsule Corp. could decorate a bedroom wall with fist-shaped dents. He looked in the closet and grimaced. The real Vegeta likes tights a bit too much! He managed to find a couple of baggy pants and tried one on. It wasn't as spacious as his gi, but it will do. He then put on a white vest and a black jacket over it. After looking at the mirror, he changed his mind. He looked like a thug or someone you just don't want to mess with. That IS Vegeta's style! Vegeta(Goku) took off the jacket and put on a blue shirt over it instead.

"There!" he smiled, "More civilized!" Oops! No smiling…

Later at the restaurant, Bulma and Vegeta(Goku) was chatting about their day. Vegeta had to lie about his day, not wanting Bulma to find out about the 'switcheroo'. The waiter came in and took their orders. Bulma took spaghetti and meatballs, along with a salad, and Vegeta(Goku) took one of everything.

Of course Vegeta eats a lot, seeing that it's normal for saiyans to consume 120 pounds of food each day. Goku, on the other hand, eats way more than that! Bulma always know Vegeta's appetite, he taking one of everything on the menu, but if she's with Goku, she'd need more credit cards.

After they finished eating and paying the check, they left the restaurant and went back to Capsule Corp.

"I enjoyed tonight, Vegeta." Bulma smiled, blushed a bit.

"O-okay, that's nice." Vegeta(Goku) laughed nervously. Oops! No laughing…

They stared at each other for a long time, his reflection trapped in her eyes.

"Okay!" Vegeta(Goku) stated, interrupting the moment, "Time for bed!"

He was going to his room, but Bulma stopped him, grabbing him by the arm.

"Where are you going, Veggie? Come with me." She blused, staring at him with half-lidded eyes. Blood rose up to his face. He never saw this side of Bulma before. NEVER.

"No thanks, Bulma. I'm fine."

"Onegai shimasu?" she pondered, "Please, Vegeta?"

"O-okay…" Vegeta(Goku) blushed, letting himself get carried away inside.

What will happen next? Will Goku handle it? What's Vegeta doing during this time? Until then, see ya!