Woah! Hey wait people... seriously! When I opened my account yesterday, I was so suprised to see a lot of reviews, story and favorites alerts for this story! i mean, are you serious? Tell you something... last week I told my friend TruanPony that I had a migraine and the result of that headache is this... an Ichiruki Vampire Fic. I told her that I just like to write and post this so I won't lose the idea because I'm still working on my first story (FULL HOUSE)...but when you guys gave me 22 reviews in my first crap I mean chap! WOW! I just realize that migraine is universal! Hahaha!

THANK YOU! THANK YOU GUYS FOR SUPPORTING THIS FIC! IT'S REALLY A SURPRISE FOR ME! And because of that I decided to write and post this one earlier than planned. But this chap is somewhat like the first one...just telling somethig more about the story. But don't worry, because of your warm support I already had the third chapter and it's about how Ichigo and Rukia first met... I'll post it soon (but that's if you want it).

Warning! THIS FIC HAS MAJOR OOCness!


Homework

Chapter 2 WOW!

I DON'T OWN BLEACH


"Are you sure this is going to work?"

"Ssh! This will work just fine. Just make sure you won't look or sound suspicious, okay? This mission depends on your performance, Deputy. So set your gear up and launch acting mode!"

"Aye, aye captain!"

The two girls nod in determination as they peek through the wall and wait for a certain someone.

"Oh! Target spotted."

"Okay, prepare for combat."

"Roger!"

The two girls move away from the wall as their tall orange haired teacher emerges from the faculty room and is now walking their way.

"So Kurosaki-kun, how is your class doing?" an auburn haired professor asks her co-teacher as they walk side by side down the hallway.

"Ah, they're pretty good, though some are still lazy to deal with our lesson since school year has just begun." The orange haired, tall, tan and handsome teacher says nonchalantly.

Though the man isn't angry or mad, a fixed scowl is on his manly features which most of his female co-faculty members find very hot and sexy. The teacher is quiet popular to both teachers and students especially women because of his handsome, charming and very manly feature...not to mention his godly body.

Yes, aside from being a homeroom teacher, the orange haired man is also a swimming instructor. Oh yeah as in swimming-just trunks and naked chest-instructor.

Whew!

But with all those perfections, Kurosaki Ichigo has a very private and dark kept secret... No, no, no... He's not just a vampire, but...a MARRIED vampire!

What?

Ichigo Kurosaki has been married to a woman-er-girl, a 15 year old to be exact. He married his wife when she was just one year old then remarries her formally (and secretly)when she was 10.

Too young, huh?

But age doesn't matter to him. He himself is a century old man but his feature remains just what he wants it to be. At first, his reason for marrying the girl is because she is his destined mate.

Vampires need to find their destined mate in order for them to survive. Because if a vampire is dying or needs a supply of human blood, their mate's blood is the only one who can save them. Their mates are like blood bank…though it's up to them if they want to stick with their mate or not. That is their decision. And Ichigo had his near death experience already...he was just saved by a human blood. And that was the first time he tasted his wife's blood.

But will save that story for later. For the meantime...

"Ah Kurosaki-kun?" The auburn haired teacher asks again as they round the corner. "Do you have...I mean are you busy this weekend?"

"Hm?" Ichigo pauses on his track and turns at the female co-teacher.

"I-I just... I just want to ask if you could help me...with my lesson plan for next week. Do you think you could...come to my place?"

"Ahm..." before he could say his answer, Ichigo suddenly gets distracted.

"Oh Rukia, you're too nice and dedicated to your study!" Momo says loud enough for everyone in the hallway to hear. And good enough, their target hears her and he and his co-teacher are now looking and listening to them. Since Rukia has her back at the two teachers, Momo is the one giving her signals. And with very 'noticeable' thumbs up from Momo, Rukia knows that they catch the attention of their target.

But remind her to hit Momo later for that stupid thumb up, okay?

Momo fakes an admiring smile before she continues. "You are a very good student and you're so...ahm..."

"Passionate." Rukia dictates between gritted teeth.

"Yeah, passionate for your work!"

Make that two hits for Momo.

"Haay..." Momo fakes a sigh. "Your guardian, whoever he is, should be proud of you because you're choosing to do extra reading instead of going to the arcade with me. You are a very good girl."

"I know." Rukia says, with a humble (fake) tone. "I wish I could join you Momo but I really have to do a research on the library for our Math homework tomorrow. I think I'll stay there until 6 so I won't be catching up on you 'cause I need to go home after that."

"Ooh..." Momo sighs with a fake admiration on her face. "Okay, Rukia. Maybe you can come with me next time!"

"I'll try Momo. I'll try."

The girls hug dramatically, whispering to each other before finally pulling away. Momo waves goodbye and Rukia waves back happily. When Momo is out of sight, Rukia turns and starts walking nonchalantly at the corridor.

"Oh that's Kuchiki-san, right?" the busty orange haired teacher asks as she watches the petite student walking down the stairs. "I always knew she is such a sweet girl. I'm surprise she's getting serious at her studies now. Ne, Kurosaki-kun...she belongs to your class right..? Ah...Kurosaki-kun?" the female teacher asks with a confused face as Ichigo remains staring at Rukia's direction...somehow his scowl looks deeper and his face has a grimace expression.

"Ah, Kurosaki-ku-"

"Excuse me, Inoue-san. But I have to go now," Ichigo says with his eyes remain gazing ahead.

"O-Okay. I'll see you tomorrow then." Inoue says, smiling sweetly up at...no one. "Ah, Kurosaki-kun?" she blinks and finds the orange haired teacher already heading towards the stairs. She raises her hands and waves at the man's retreating form. "Bye, Kurosaki-kun!"

"Sssh! No yelling on the corridor!" an old female teacher who came out of nowhere scolds Inoue.

Inoue scratches her head and smiles sheepishly at the old woman. "Oops! Sorry...hehe."

...V...

At the school backyard...

"Is it clear?"

"Aah..." a girl scans the backyard first before nodding at her partner. "All clear."

"Yosh! Let's go, Momo!"

"Hai!"

"On the count of three..."

Rukia and Momo pose on their running stance.

"One..."

Rukia's eyes narrow.

"Two..."

While Momo...ah never mind.

"Three!"

The duo bolts full speed towards the small gate on the back of their school building. Momo is the first one to reach the gate and she climbs quickly on the metal, Rukia follows shortly after her. And as Momo struggles hard to lift her foot on the other side of the gate, Rukia nonchalantly pulls the 'unlocked' gate, open it and step outside.

"Hey! That's unfair!" Momo whines while still sitting awkwardly on top of the gate.

"You should've check on it first, before you go Ninja your way up there." Rukia says, helping her friend to get down from the said gate.

5 minutes later...

The two girls are staring at each other and...

"We did it!" they cheer, hugging and congratulating their selves for that successful escape. Though, classes for the day is finished, the two girls still have to use the back gate because...

"Ichigo surely thinks that I'm studying at the library. Ha! Score one for the wife!" Rukia boasts, sticking up her chin.

Momo squeals in excitement, "Now we can go to the arcade without worrying about your husband. We'll play all we want. And oh, let's try the karaoke booth 'cause I feel like singing and dancing today... " Momo's voice trails off as they starts walking towards the street. "Ne, Rukia let's buy the friendship hair band today!" Momo suggests as they rounded a corner. "I'll pick the bear ears while you'll get your bunny ears, what do you say?"

"Hell yeah! We are dashing up that store!" Rukia beams and gives Momo a high five.

"Yeah!"

Rukia grins at her friend. Momo is her best friend, her bff, her partner in crime. They are like sisters. They think alike, they speak alike and they act alike. Being her only friend, Rukia shares her secrets to Momo and vice versa. They know everything about each other...everything! Even about Rukia being married to their vampire teacher. Momo is one of the few people who knows of their marriage.

The two girls share and help each other every time. So whenever Rukia needs to escape his husband, Momo is always her apprentice in that mission.

"Wait! Rukia, do you have enough money today? Cause I just have a little...my mother cuts my allowance this year."

Rukia smirks then pulls out something from her skirt. "Don't worry Momo. I have a 'lot' to spend today." she says, waving a blue card on her hand.

"Ah! Is that..? You mean..?"

"Aha...I have Ichigo's MasterCard. I sneaked in to his room last night and borrowed it from him."

"You borrow it from him?"

"Not really." she cocks her head on the side. "I stole it!"

Momo gasps, "You stole it?"

Rukia sticks two fingers up in a peace sign before tilting her head proudly and says, "Am I amazing or what? In other words, success!"

Momo's eyes twinkle in admiration for her best friend...then her expression suddenly changes into something akin to horrified as she stares past her friend. But Rukia doesn't notice it. With her eyes close and head held high, she turns on her heel and continues boasting her crime. "That sleepyhead, I even stepped and broke his pen last night but he still didn't wake up. With his MasterCard, I now have all the money in the-oofh!" Her face bumps into a hard and warm surface and she quickly cups her nose. "Ouch! Watch where you-" she looks up and her eyes widen in horror. "I-Ichigo?"

Wearing his deepest scowl, Ichigo snatches the card from his young wife and sticks it back in his pocket. He then turns at Momo and the glare in his eyes is enough to frighten the girl and makes her leave...voluntarily.

"A-Ah... Oh I still have something to do with my Mom now so I need to go...bye Rukia. Bye Kurosaki-sensei!" Momo says then dashes away from the couple hurriedly.

'Thanks Momo...you're the best.' Rukia says to herself as she watches her best friend's retreating form. She sighs loudly before turning at her teacher slash husband.

"You decided to play an acting role this time huh?" Ichigo asks, scowl fixed on his face. "You even made a script...going and staying at the library 'til 6? Well, for your information young woman, the library closes at 5. And one more thing... I didn't give any homework for tomorrow."

Ichigo finishes and starts walking ahead, slinging his bag on his shoulder, and stuffing his other hand in his pocket. Rukia grimaces at him and follows his trail. "You know I'm not going to let you get away with this one." Rukia frowns and makes faces as Ichigo continues his lecture. "Stealing is bad...even a 5 year old kid knows it." Rukia rolls her eyes and sticks out her tongue at him but his husband suddenly turns and catches her. "You're getting worse now, Rukia. It's not funny anymore. You're grounded for a week." he declares earning a gasp of disbelief from his childish wife.

"What?"

"Oh did I say one week? Sorry, make that two weeks."

"No! That's unfair! You can't do that to me!"

"Yes I can... And oh I remember you saying about stepping and breaking my- Wait! What pen?" he asks, alarm in his tone. Rukia didn't answer him and just remains frowning. "Don't say..." his eyes widen. "The pen that Inoue-san gave me as a birthday gift. Is that it?"

"Hmph!" Rukia turns away stubbornly.

"Uugh...don't you know how much that pen costs?"

"No, there wasn't a price tag in it." Rukia says sarcastically.

"Urgh...that's it! Make that one month. You're grounded for one whole month!"

"No way! No way! No way in hell I'm letting you ground me for a month and even a day! No way!" Rukia yells earning a strange and curious gazes from the people on the streets. Ichigo notices the attention Rukia is getting so he tugs on her arm and tries to pull her away. But his stubborn and childish little wife refuses to go with him and to his utter horror, Rukia starts...

Her acting.

"Oh why? Oh why do I have to suffer from all of this?" she cries out dramatically with matching fake tears running down her face. Ichigo panics as people are now looking and whispering about them. He tries pulling his wife away but Rukia grabs on to a post and hugs it as she resumes her poor girl act. "Oh Kami, why is this man so cruel to me! I'm a very good girl to him but he still punishes me..."

"Rukia, what the-"

"I cook, I clean the house, I do the dishes and wash, iron and fold his clothes... I do everything for him but he still wants to punish me!"

Loud sympathetic gasps escape their audience's mouth as they starts murmuring and sending weird and accusing glares at Ichigo. "Rukia, stop this. Dammit." Ichigo hisses between gritted teeth as he tries to pull her away again.

"No! No... I will never be happy in my life. All I want is to have a normal and happy teenage life but he's taking that away from me! Waaahuhuhu..!"

That earns another loud gasps.

"Ahehe... Don't listen to her. She's just practicing her script for her role playing." Ichigo explains to their audiences, smiling sheepishly as Rukia continue to sob louder.

"Oh how I wanted to see the sunshine! The birds and the bees and..." Rukia resumes, holding up an arm as if reaching for the sky.

A nerve pops in his head before he leans towards his wife's ear and hisses. "Rukia, stop this shit right now or I'll burn down every piece of that chappy shit you have in the house."

Rukia suddenly pauses with her speech and shoots a deathly glare towards her husband. "Don't you dare." she hisses. But Ichigo returns her glare with a matching 'Try-me' smirk. Both of them are sending electric bolts through their glares and the people around them watch expectantly.

After a while, Rukia finally snaps her gaze away and declaims, "Romeo oh Romeo.
..where art though, my Romeo!"

The crowd blinks as Rukia pulls both end of her skirt and bows princess style and smiles gracefully at them and asks, "How was that?"

An old lady suddenly claps and the rest followed her, congratulating and praising the petite girl's acting skills. "Thank you... Thank you... Oh you're so sweet. Thank you..." Rukia smiles and waves at the crowd like she wins an Oscar's. Ichigo grimaces at her then sighs in relief before walking away. With one final bow, Rukia then waves goodbye and runs after her husband slowing only to remain walking behind him.

'Pss! Moron...' Rukia thought as she frowns at Ichigo's back. Ichigo stops abruptly and Rukia's face bumps on his lean back again. "Oof! Hey, don't do that when someone's-"

"Rukia..." Ichigo interrupts.

"What?" she asks irritated, rubbing her nose. Then her eyes widen as Ichigo looks at her over his shoulder with that familiar smirk on his face. "No way!" she groans and dashes up along the side road.

"Five minutes, Rukia! Five minutes!" Ichigo yells as his wife runs for dear life.

"That asshole." Rukia groans as she rounds a corner and pick up her speed.

She knew that smirk pretty well. It's a challenging smirk. It says that a bet is on. He says five minutes... Rukia has to make it to their house before the time expires. And when she doesn't...well a household chore is waiting for her. Yeah, Ichigo likes to do this whenever she had done something bad... It might seem like a little game but actually it's his way of punishing her. Yeah, talk about being a sadist.

At least, he's giving her a chance to avoid her punishment. That's if she won at his challenge.

...V…

"I MADE IT!" the front door of their house bursts open, revealing a panting and disheveled Rukia.

"Five..." Ichigo greets as he sits on the couch and starts loosening his tie. "You're five seconds late. You'll do the dishes for a week." he finishes, removing his tie and tossing it aside before he proceeds on removing his shoes.

Rukia gapes at him. "What? What do you mean do the dishes for a week?"

"You heard me...do the dishes for a week or be grounded for a month." he gets off the couch and walks towards his bedroom, unbuttoning his polo shirt.

"But that's unfair!" Rukia protests as she follows him in his room. "You can't do this to me, Ichigo. It's-"

"It should be your duty Rukia. We don't have to even put it in a bet in the first place." he removes his shirt and tosses it in his bed. He steps towards his dresser as he continues, "Stop being so childish. You're married now young woman, so don't act like you're being abuse by doing a household chore."

Rukia heaves a furious breath and stomps towards him. She places one hand on her waist and then jabs a finger on his chest like a nagging wife. "Listen to me Mr. Kurosaki... I am not a maid and I will never be, okay? I am a Kuchiki heiress and if my father knows that you're making me do household chores then I'm sure he'll-"

"Going to sue me and get me in jail. Yeah right." Ichigo finishes her words, rolling his eyes after.

Being married with Rukia for 5 years, Ichigo is now used to her whinings and repetitive threats. Actually, she's like her father. They both have the habit of repeating themselves.

"Hmp! Glad you know...so that means that I-"

"Have to do the dishes for one week."

"Uugh...why do you always have to butt in. Ichigo, I'm not doing anything!"

"Yes you are, Rukia." he pulls a shirt from his dresser and turns at his wife. "Do the dishes or be grounded for a month?" he asks, staring at her eyes seriously. Rukia stares back at him stubbornly...she won't let this one end without a fight and he knows it. So now it's time to make it easier for the both of them. Ichigo smirks and steps closer to his stubborn wife. "Okay, you don't have to do the dishes and you won't be grounded for a month either. But in one condition..." He says huskily as he stops right in front of her...half naked. Rukia's brows crease as she tilts her head to meet the eyes of her tall husband. Her annoyance occupies her sense that's why she didn't notice the sexiness being serve in front of her.

"And what is it?" she asks but Ichigo just smirks sexily and leans down at her. "I'm asking you what is it?"

There! Like father like daughter.

A vein pops in her head as her husband didn't answer her question. She groans then yells at his face. "Spit it out already!"

"Kiss me."

Her eyes widen. "Wha-What?"

"I said... Kiss me." Ichigo repeats then winks at her. With that malicious gesture, the young wife finally notices that a half-naked husband is hovering dangerously close to her. She feels his body heat and... What the hell? He's boxers is the only thing left on him. "C'mon baby, just one kiss."

Rukia turns beat red instantly and being a 15-year-old-virgin-wife that she is, she shrieks in embarrassment, "Ichigo, you jeeeeerk!" She dashes out towards her bedroom and slams the door behind her leaving Ichigo grinning widely at his room.

Score one for the husband.

That would be 1-1 now.

...V...

That night on Rukia's bedroom...

Scratching a random itch on her head, Rukia scowls as she still tries to figure out how to find the value of x.

'Stupid x. Why do you have to be always missing!'

She groans and scribbles a certain number on her note irritated. "There." she says passing her note to the person sitting beside her.

"That's wrong. Try again." Ichigo says pushing the note back to his student/wife who groans whiningly and buries her face on her arms.

"I don't know the answer Ichigo, why don't you just tell me."

"No, you have to know how it's done. C'mon Rukia I've already shown you the solution. Just follow the pattern then you'll get it this time."

"I can't."

"You can, you're just lazy."

Rukia turns her head towards him. "Because I'm tired and I want to go to bed now."

Ichigo stares at her for a moment then sighs in defeat. "Alright...you go to your bed now. But be sure not to fall asleep on class again, okay?"

Rukia nods and walks towards her bed sleepily. She pulls the covers up and tucks herself on her bed. "Goodnight, Ichigo." she mumbles.

Ichigo watches as she yawns and shifts on her bed until she finally drifts off to sleep. He fixes her stuff on her study table and turn off the lights, leaving only the rabbit themed rotating bed side lamp to glow around her room...projecting rabbit, stars, hearts and moon figures on the walls.

Ichigo then steps towards her bed and pull her rabbit themed blankets up to her shoulder before tucking a stray of hair away from her face.

A smile curves on his lips as he watches her peaceful face...

Being married to a young and stubborn girl is a pain in the ass especially when that young and stubborn girl's name is Rukia. Plus! Being a spoiled brat... Rukia is surely a major task to handle. But Ichigo can't say that he regrets marrying this girl. Because this girl...this young, playful, stubborn, spoiled and rich Daddy's little girl is the same girl that prolong his life.

It's been 5 years since they got married and 5 years since his life changes.

And 5 years since that night...the night, Rukia saves his life.

…v...v…v…v...v...v…v…

Trivia!

Rukia married Ichigo when she was 10 years old. Their first kiss happened during their traditional wedding in Seireitei (Rukia's hometown). But even if they are married and live in the same house for 5 years, they kiss seldom. But thsat 'seldom' occasion is so…hmm (see Rukia's reaction). They are also sleeping in different bedrooms...and will only sleep together as a couple when Rukia becames 18 years old.

And of course! Byakuya is the one responsible for this set up. Haha! Go Daddy Bya! :P


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