I heard Donkey singing and I walked to see him and Shrek. He seemed worried and shocked. I guess he's taking it harder about this whole father thing.

I wasn't going to interfere because he had his friends to comfort him. I went back to the front of the ship to look for the land where Arthur was supposed to be.

"We're here." I yelled to them as I saw a big house on a big island.

We were walking towards the school. The big sign said Worcestershire and a big gate under the sign. The gate opened and slammed down in front of us.

"Oh, they must be expecting us." Donkey said. He seemed excited for everything.

A bus load of girls came through us and ran. We saw cheer leaders cheering and everyone started to yell and scream.

We saw some girls and when we walked up to them, they walked away. When they left we saw some nerds playing.

"Hi, we're looking for someone named…" Shrek began

"Gee, who rolled the dice and summoned the beast and the quadrupeds."Said the nerd with the braces.

The other nerd who was fat and had glasses started to laugh.

"Oh, for the love of…" I walked over to the nerds and pulled the fat dude from his collar.

"Look, I don't have time to associate with nerds who are having trouble not fitting in, so if could you just tell us where Arthur is, we'll leave you alone in your pathetic attempt at looking cool."

"Alright! Alright! Let me go! He's over there." He pointed to a place where there was some jousting going on.

I threw him back to his seat and walked after Shrek.

We saw a really buff dude on a horse with a stick and another dude who had on a helmet and wooden shield that was strapped to his body with a big red mark on it. The buff dude ran to the other dude and I heard a crunching sound as his stick made contact with the guys mark. The guy flew and fell to the floor. I flinched when I heard the crunch as he fell.

"Ha ha! There is no sweeter taste on thyne tongue than victory." Ugh! This guy already made me sick to my stomach.

"Strong, handsome, face of a leader, does Arthur look like King Material or what?" Shrek said.

"Oof!" I heard someone say as I heard Shrek stand over the dude who fell.

"Oh…Sorry" Shrek said

"Oh… did you just say you were looking for Arthur?" the kid asked and his voice made me feel so weird. I shivered at the sound of his voice.

"That information is classified only." Puss said. We all walked over to the buff dude.

"Greeting your Majesty, this is your lucky day." Shrek said.

"What?" he said

Shrek lifted him onto his shoulders and started walking.

"Unhand me, you monster."

"Stop squirming Arthur."

"I'm not Arthur. I am lance lot and irresistible to all the ladies." He winked at me and I just rolled my eyes.

"That dork over there is Arthur." Lancelot said to the ground. We saw the helmet and the wooden mark on the floor and saw a kid walking away from it. He saw us then started to run.

Shrek dropped lance lot and started to follow him. We stopped when a girl came to us and started to tell Shrek that some girl wanted to go out with him.

I didn't pay much attention because I was too concentrated on the kid who ran. He looked cute. I wonder why Lance lot called him a dork. All I know that I wanted to see him again.