Sepiktik
Sailor Natsuki
1: Aftermath
Aoi shifted underneath the pile of rubble. After a legendary foursome with Chie, Nao, and Midori, the roof of the karaoke joint had caved in and trapped them. Exhausted from too much hawt yuri secks, they were powerless to escape from the mountain of rubble on top of them. Mai was also trapped under the rocks, but was still singing and apparently didn't notice the collapse of the building around her. Aoi called out to Mikoto, who had somehow evaded the falling rocks. "Mikoto! Help us!"
Mikoto dutifully jumped over and began eating them out.
2: With an F150
Meanwhile, in his cabin, the depressed sailor, dressed in a skirt and blouse, looked into the mirror and giggled.
"I'd hit that."
3: Reflection
On her balcony, Alyssa stared out into the distance at the night sky, listening to the musical stylings of Slipknot, contemplating life and existence. With a pensive look on her face, she took a hit from her cigarette. Miyu briefly fiddled around with her fingers, before deciding to join Alyssa on the balcony. "Mistress, may I have a word with you?"
Alyssa stared at Miyu for a moment, before slapping her across the cheek and exhaling the smoke in her face.
"NO, BITCH! GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!"
4: Survive
Natsuki paced around on the deck of the ship, wondering where the sailor had went. "Where is that bastard? He was supposed to teach me how to cook my food."
Suddenly, Survival Expert appeared out of thin air.
"He is indisposed at the moment, though I will teach you how to cook your food in his place."
Survival Expert handed Natsuki a Bronze Axe and a Tinderbox.
"See that Tree over there," the Survival Expert asked.
"No," Natsuki replied.
"Chop it down and then use your Tinderbox to light a fire," she continued, ignoring Natsuki.
Natsuki gritted her teeth and smashed her Bronze Axe into the deck of the ship, ripping up planks of wood. She lit a fire with her Tinderbox, which quickly began devouring the ship.
"Now what do I do?"
"Use the Seaking with the fire to cook it."
Natsuki used her Seaking on the fire and burnt it.
"WTF IT TURNED INTO A NIGGER," she exclaimed, expressing displeasure at her mediocre cooking skills.
"This one must be defective," she thought, and prepared to throw the burnt fish back into the ocean.
Suddenly, great waves rose up and exclaimed, "SORRY, OCEAN IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS!"
"kfyn," Natsuki surrendered, a prophet speaking the words of the Goddess Gina.
"It seems like you burnt the fish," the Survival Guide said. "Catch another fish and try cooking it."
"TO HELL WITH THAT, BITCH!"
"Fine then, fatass." The Survival Guide made an uncooking pot appear. "Just use your Burnt Seaking with the uncooking pot."
"LOL GAMESHARK," exclaimed Natsuki, joyful at the ability to uncook foods. Natsuki uncooked the Burnt Seaking and decided to have another go at this cooking business. Natsuki bent on her knees, leaned into the fire, leaned back, and stood up, holding a well-cooked Seaking.
"Now what?"
"You eat it, idiot."
Natsuki opened wide and swallowed it whole. "OH SNAP! MY HITPOINTS ARE NOW OVER 9000!"
"But that won't save you from this, bitch," the Survival Expert said, pointing into the distance.
"LOL WUT?" Natsuki queried, turning her head around so fast she got whiplash.
A huge megagigantic palpitudinous wave of fire had engulfed the ship and was heading straight towards Natsuki.
The last thought Natsuki had was "osht" before words flashed across her eyes.
Oh dear, you are dead.
5: "Unfamiliar Ceiling"
"Tha fuck?"
Natsuki found herself staring at an unfamiliar ceiling.
She tilted her head to the left and found herself staring at an unfamiliar bedmate.
"OH GOD SHIZURU WHAT DID YOU DO?"
Shizuru smiled a little and said, "I undressed you and violated you in your sleep."
Natsuki breathed a sigh of relief. "Oh, phew. That's cool with me."
Shizuru's face showed a forlorn look, rare for the usually calm woman. "Natsuki?"
"Yes?" Natsuki asked, raising herself up to look at Shizuru.
"You made a commitment to be Sailor Natsuki, right? That's a big responsibility. You can't back out now. And you have to travel the world, and I have my responsibilities here, so I can't go with you. You understand, right? As much as I want to be with you, I can't right now."
"Oh. I understand."
Shizuru perked up. "But you can have this as a little reminder of me when you come back. This is a satellite-operated dildo made with my years of experience as an expert in applied dildonics. Just think of me whenever you feel it, okay?"
"How will this help me on my epic quest to save fishing and the galaxy?"
Shizuru facepalmed.
7: Can it be poetry time now?
Let me fish out the evil within you, make it choke to death upon my glorious rod.
My will is law, and my will supreme, my satisfaction guaranteed. For I am God.
I gain a twisted sense of satisfaction, at the thought of killing fish,
I wish... Shizuru, come here so I can make you my bitch.
Other women need dildos but I need them not,
It seems, as it looks some of you have forgot,
My mighty rod, the rod of God, laced with formaldehyde
Will feel good impaled in your backside
8: Familiar
"Thanks, Mikoto. You saved our lives there," Aoi said.
Mikoto displayed a shit-eating grin, a twinkle in her eye.
She pounced upon the girls and began eating them out.
Unexplained
Natsuki: Why is he a crossdresser l0l?
Depressed Sailor: Ever since I was a young boy, I always felt that I should've been born as a girl, and it was some wicked coincidence of fate and chance that made me come into this world as a male. So I have done my best to remedy that. I started wearing women's clothes at a young age, and I became --
Natsuki: LOL STFU FAG
Depressed Sailor: becomes an hero
Irrelevant
Immoral: There was too much dick in it.
Sepiktik: But he was in a blouse and skirt.
Immoral: So? IT WAS A TRAP!
Acknowledgments
Special thanks to Immoral Gina for being a great beta, a great person, and understanding the displeasures of wet socks and waking up with a cock in your ear.
I reformatted this because it looked ugly. (I did it in Notepad the first time). Expect a new chapter soon.