Fiona and I reappeared in front of my house realizing that I wasn't wearing any shoes, but wore an orange shirt from my old middle school, Mill Creek, with black shorts.

"So, what now?" I asked Fiona.

"First, we have to find out how to get to the U.K.," Fiona said as we walked down the street.

"Well, the only way I know how to get there is by an airplane, but I don't have any money unfortunately," I said trying to think of another way on how to get to the United Kingdom until, "That's it!"

"What's it?"

"Do you have any money on you?"

"Yes, but I don't think this kind will work in you world." Fiona pulls out a golden coin and gives it to me.

"Cleary, you haven't went to a place where they can exchange this kind of coin with lots of money."

"How do you even know that'll work?"

"Before my dad went to Italy, I saw him exchange some foreign money to American money. It looked easy to me when I saw him do it as a kid," I explained.

"Do you know where they might do that?" Fiona asked.

"Maybe at a bank or at the airport."

"Well, let's go. To the bank!"

----------------------------------------------------At the bank------------------------------------------

Me and Fiona were at the American SunTrust bank that was near a Taco Bell place as we went inside; some people were looking at Fiona since she's an ogre with green skin. But that didn't seem to bother her that much.

"Uh, may I help you, Ma'am?" The lady from the front desk asked.

"Yeah. Can I exchange this coin here for American money?" I wondered, showing her the golden coin who examined it.

"Why, yes, you can.Will that be cash or check?"

I looked at Fiona who only shrugged for the solution until I said, "Uh, cash? In dollar bills, I guess."

"What kind of dollar bills?"

"Wait..How much is that coin?"

"7 grand."

All I did was blink dully at what the lady said. "You mean seven thousand dollars?"

"Oh, wait. I made a typo. Sorry. What I meant to say is seven hundred grand."

My eyes widened from when she rephrased her sentence as I stuttered, "S-S-S-S-Seven h-h-hundred gr-grand?"

"Yes, Ma'am. Seven hundred grand."

"Fiona taps me on the shoulder and whispers, "Is seven hundred grand a lot of money?"

"To me, it is! That's seven hundred thousand dollars!" I told her.

"Okay. Just checking."

"Ma'am, will that be cash or check?" But before I could give her an answer, I fainted.

"Uh, I think you should put it on a check," Fiona said.

"Right."

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After passing out on the floor, I woke up finding myself being carried on Fiona's back humming a tune as she heard me groan dullfully.

"Oh, you're up," She said.

"Yea..what happened?" I asked.

"Well, you fainted from realizing how much the golden coin costed. And now, we're going to the Airport," Fiona simply explained.

"How much did we get back in American money?" Fiona pulls out the check from her bra (A/N: That's the last place where anyone could find anything there. And plus, it's a good place to put money, jewelry, an important letter, or a check at that matter, in there) and gives it to me seeing seven hundred thousand dollars written on it. "Oh. Yeah."

"I don't' blame you for fainting like that. I know Shrek would if he saw that kind of money," Fiona chuckled as I folded the check up and put it in my back pocket then sighed, "So, how are we gonna get to the airport without a ride?"

I began to think of a way on how to do that as we pass a car store. "Well, there's a solution."

"A solution to what?"

I jump off Fiona's back and run into the car store, leaving her there in confusion.

After 3 minutes of being in there, Fiona heard a car revving seeing a red car stop beside her as the front window was rolled down and saw me with a smile on my face. "What's up?"

"How did you buy this car that quickly?" Fiona asked.

"Well, first, the man told me to leave because they were closing right now. But when I showed him how much I have to buy a car, he reconsidered, and showed me the fastest cars that weren't even out to the public yet," I told Fiona as she got in, "This is a 2012 Sedan."

"Cool. Comfy," Fiona said, "Wait. Don't you need a license to drive?"

"Yes, but don't worry. I won't drive that fast," I reassured the princess as I began to drive to the Airport.

But the only problem is...I don't know where it is.

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After asking people where the airport was located, Fiona and I finally made it in record time.

"Hello, may I help you?" The ticket man said.

"Two tickets to the United Kingdom, please?" I said, giving the man sixteen hundred dollars as he gave me our tickets.

"Okay. You two made it just in time. The plane will be here in thirty minutes."

"Thank you." I pulled out a fifty dollar bill and gave it to the man. "Keep the change."

The man was surprised when I gave him that much money. "Thank you, Ma'am!"

"Well, we have thirty minutes to do whatever we want. You wanna play race car games?" I offered.

"Sure. You're going down!"

30 Minutes later!!

Fiona and I are now on the plane to the U.K. watching funny movies, eating food, and listening to hard rock music as late that night, Fiona was fast asleep while I was still awake watching Naruto on DVD.

For some reason, I couldn't sleep. I tried to sleep, but, for an unknown fact, I couldn't. I must've been excited since I never went anywhere outside the U.S. with my favorite character, Princess Fiona, from Shrek before! It's incredible, man!

I'm still thinking that this is all a dream from eating too much candy. But it's not. This is all real! Too bad Fiona didn't bring Dragon here to take us to the U.K. It would be quicker than taking a plane. But I guess beggars can't be choosers, huh?

After watching the Naruto movie, I decided to listen to some Nightwish music from their new album, Dark Passion Play while watching Family Guy until I slowly drifted to sleep.