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The sexual gets so EXTRA EXTRA HOT AND HEAVY that you'll prob. think about getting live swirlies FOREVER and the s-x is going to totally crush all the chicksh-t wuss crybabies but the rest of you who can handle any sexual (to find out if you can, just think if you can read May-Chan's Ordinary Life like pulling out the eyeballs and porking the sockets and if so than your brain is big enough to handle all the kinky fetish sexy rapes too and probably get a whole bunch of new "fetish" and fapping to the story so hard!
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Only two hours until the Treansformers movie "Dark of the Moon" begins and I wanted to wait becuz writing it after seeing the movie could make a tie-in where the plot intersects WITH THE ACTUAL MOVIE STUFF but I just couldn't wait and was writing real hard and here it is! So THIS CHAPTER IS NAMED FOR THE NEW MOVIE and also I add a subtitle to the whole title to make it "TRON BONE 2: DARK OF THE MOON" to make it extra good, yeah!
There are plenty of wonderful readers out there and I know you dudes and chicks are very smart and you really meant to make the Quorra photoshop but maybe you still learning the program so you can make a realy good one? Anyway I'm very nice to you and not being rude no more becuz I know you're really going to do it, okay? Becuz that would maybe make you cry if I was rude but if I'm nice and you make the photoshop than maybe you can put it on your resume and get a job making Quorra photoshops for the real TRON movies?
Everyone wins when everyone loves and holds hands and sing the world peace songs! Give peace a chance!
(START OF STORY : CHAPTER TWO : DARK OF THE MOON BEGINS HERE)
Sam Witwickey and Sam Flynn were both having breakfast together with the extra-special milk from last chapter. It was hot and foamy and made the cereal with the pirate thing on it very much crunchier! It was just like a cereal commercial with lots of zooming camera angles to look in the cereal bowl and smiling and laughing and the crunchy chew sounds.
"This is the best cereal with milk I've had in my whole lifelong" says Sam
Sam said, "Its the milk that makes it extra good."
They made honey eyes at each other from now having put the DNA together and also the all-spark made it very HOT AND HEAVY. Both of them were thinking hentai thoughts about each other like all tied up and full of tentacles and Sam were also thinking THE VERY SAME THOUGHTS about Quorra and he had a whole elaboret fantasy of exactly how it would go that was deleted from the story becase no photoshop of Quorra yet but maybe if someone is very good than maybe a separate story about that will appear and than everyone can fapp to it!
But it was not a good time for sweet straight man-love becaus decepticons were attacking the city like with planes, spaceships and those hentai tentacels things that squeeze a skyscraper in half just like THAT ONE ANIME can do with boobies!
There was a lumberjack decepticon that could turn into a lumber truck and just like those human lumber trucks take down the rainforest logs this lumberjack truck was using a giant axe to chop down the space needle and the giant ax was also a Decepticon so it went twice as fast with a regular giant ax!
He was going to chop down all the buildings and load them on the decepticon lumber spaceship so that could take back to the home planet the denuded trunks of the skyscrapers where the decepticon chicks would make little craft things that says "home is where the heart is" to put on the wall next to those Kincaid type calendars and the decepticon dudes could build decks on their back porches and the decepticon kids would have toothpicks for they're teeth.
Sam both knows this and at first Sam is scared becauze he forgot to pack his parachute but Sam said, "No, I got it cool bro were man-dudes now! My motocycle has got those jumping suit base things!"
"No you die if you hit the ground still without a parashute! You just die sideways instead of straight down so all your skin gets grated like cheese against the pavement and your becoming a long smear maybe two millimeters thick and hundreds of feet long like Seras in that wall grating scene, and that grating death takes about two minutes instead of a quick splat like straight down does with you're death!"
Sam says, "Samwise, it works if you don't get too much vertical excelleration first so we just jump to the next lower roof!"
Sam said, "Okay" and than the two Sams dressed Sam's motorcycle in the jumping suit and both got on it and jumped and than when the wings spread out they fall a little but mostly go horizontal and crash onto the roof of the next lowest sky scraper and keep going because the Decepticons attack everywhere from roof to roof.
It is a chain of stunt jumping more heroic then anything the world has ever witnessed when Sam Flynn and Sam Witwicky get together and constantly stay one building ahead of the Decepticons jumping on the motorcycle itself like a giant vibrator between there two legs which it is possible to get off that way with your clothes on even but don't ride behind your parents the motorcycle becuze that is gross! If it starts to happen anyway from the vibrations just say "I'll hafta vomit" and than they let you off to fap in the bushes by yourself! Get a cute dude or chick for riding behind on the motorcycle if the vibrations always make you orgasm!
Sam during the multi-building jumping says to Sam, "Cr-p! How do we save the world from decepticons?"
Sam was thinking and looking and a couple minutes layer as they were motorcycle jumping to another skyscraper roof Sam saw really baddass people porking in a giant orgy of tongues and boobies and kisses and a few peckers too, but like a chick to schlong ratio of about 30 and Decepticons were watching it drooling and all got there heads bashed in and died from Autobots attack from behind.
This was an idea!
Sam explains his plan and Sam agrees but says, "I am a virgin!" and he cried like a dude who has his balls kicked at the shameful v-rginity revealed to his bosom pal Sam.
Sam said, "I will be gentle. I will softly take your v-rginity and you'll become my uke and I'll be your seme and we'll both still do chicks and together we will be team yaoi!"
Sam still had his boobies from the all-spark estrogin mixture and at that thought Sam got so horny his boobies swelled up and the n-pples leaked a bit of milk.
Since they'd been in the Space Needle restaurant they're was still kitchen stuff they had all grabbed before.
Sam says, "I'm going to devirginise you with this ketchup bottle!"
Sam porks Sam with sweaty man-loving with the ketchup bottle as their still jumping from skyscraper roof to skyscraper roof and Sam is leaking lots of yummy ketchup from his place and squirting milk from his swollen bobbie's n-pples and both are totally n-ked with very fast and skillful porking like only movie heroes can do!
Don't do the dangerous motorcycle jumps in real life becauzse only movie heroes can do it and you'll get killed dead so don't say I didn't warn you!
It was like in Pirates of the Caribean when there was fighting in that giant rolling wheel down the hill and everyone who looked at it stopped fighting to watch; but this time their was an advantage for the autobots becaz the Autobots were more herioc then pirates are from the all-spark so they could wrench their optic fibers away from the staring sight!
So all the decepticons die and the autobots win and by that time both Sams have made it out to the suburbs becase they hafta go lower and lower roofs, slightly lower each time, and they find a cozy little love nest of an abandoned sururban house where they watch themselves porking on the news and being praised for saving the world and fap to it and after a romantic candlight and bubbles bath they have the special tiny-man porking in the n-pple hole again so they can get the bestest milk for their cereal!
However Sam wears maxi pads for a few days becauz he got too full of ketchup and it kept dribbling out like blood from a chick's front place during the time of the month accept it was his back place instead because dudes don't have a front place.
Well did you find all the Easter Eggs? Not many people are finding them so its more for you and you can prove how smart you are to all your friends by leaving reviews with easter eggs, okay? Also this is the end of "Tron Bone II: Dark of the Moon" but if you ask nicely in review you might see Sam Witwicky or Sam Flynn in more stories but NO QUORA AT ALL UNLESS you very wonderful and intelligent people make the photoshop for sexy boasting, yeah!