The Chibi Adventures of Vash

By: Topothegreat

Adventure #2: Trapped Again!

We find our hero once again trapped in that stuffy elevator at the center of McDonut's headquarters awaiting his freedom. Vern, the elevator repair man who has just had a beautiful baby boy, has been working non-stop to free Vash from his mobile prison cell.

"Well that's great. The doors are stuck," Vern said, annoyed with the fact the Vash was stuck again.

"But my donuts...," whimpered Vash from behind the door.

"Well. You're donuts are just gonna have to wait 'til I can get these darn doors unstuck." Vern said trying to pull the metal doors apart. The phone above the button pad began to ring.

"Hello?" Vash's voice squeaked.

"Well, hi there. How are things going in there?" Vash recognized the voice to be the operator's from before. Vash gave a loud sniffle.

"Umm...Okay...Listen. Don't worry. Vern'll have you out again in no time. He's the best! And for being such a sport, my manager has offered to give you a dozen free donuts!" Sang the operator happily.

"What kind? I love all kinds but I really had my heart set on Mcdonut's new flavor The Sugar Sugar donut and I've been waiting for weeks and weeks for this tour, which I had to skimp and save and sacrifice for-"

"Alright, alright. I get it. Well, it's time for me to go home so I'll just leave the donuts on the office desk outside the elevator door. Just pick 'em up and be on your way!" The operator said happily and hung up. Vash stood with the phone in his hand for some time after realizing just how close but out of reach his donuts were.

"Hey, guy." Vern called from the outside. Vash gave a whimper. "Do you think you could use that awsome strength to pull these doors open and get yourself out. It's gettin kinda late..." Vern trailed off.

"Huh? Oh sure." Vash pushed his fingers between the elevator doors and pushed out. The doors went flying open, without a scrape, to reveal Vern, astonished, standing on the other side. "How's that, Vern?"

"Just great. So, uh... Shirley said she left something on the desk for ya over there. I'd better be getting home to my wife. We just-"

"I know, I know. You just had a beautiful baby boy. Well...." Vash sniffed. "I guess I'll be seeing you Vern..." Vash hid his head in his hands.

"Uh... Yeah... Sure. I guess. Nice meetin' ya, guy." Vern scratched the back of his head. Vash's shoulders shook as he hid his face from Vern. Vash suddenly once again leapt on vern, giving the burly man a huge bear hug. "Alright! Alright! Lemme go!" Vash dropped him. "Okay. Got your coat?" Vash nodded. "Are you sure you didn't leave anything else in the elevator?" Vash shook his head. "Alright, good. Now go pick up your donuts and we'll both be on our way." Vash nodded again and walked off towards the desk to pick up his box of donuts. Vern lead Vash from the stone building out onto the sidewalk, and in the setting sun, Vash watched his savior walk into the horizon and dissappear into the city crowd.

~Next time on The Chibi Adventures of Vash~

A sweet little girl. A lost balloon. Will Vash survive chasing down this air filled fugitive? Check in next time for Adventure #3: Come Back Here You Dastardly Balloon!

---Note from the "author"--- What? You read the second chapter? I'm so sorry...