Hey you guys! I'm back~
You know, I actually wasn't going to publish this story, but I was like, "What the heck? Wouldn't hurt, right?" So. Here we are.
Kiara sighed, laying down on the couch she was on.
"Tamaki-kun, what's your favorite music?" A girl asked.
"That one tune that reminds me of you, of course." The girls swooned. Kiara rolled her eyes.
"I baked you a cake today. Would you have some for me?" Another girl held out a slice of cake.
'Ooh. That looks good...' Kiara nearly drooled.
"If you will feed it to me." He tilted the girl's chin up.
'I bet he won't even eat the cake. Wait... It he doesn't eat it, will he give it to me?' Kiara had sparkles in her eyes.
"Oh, Tamaki-kun!" Kiara sighed.
'Oh, Tamaki-kun~ Che. They all are idiots. Who would even like this stupid crap? I'm only here because of the LR. You now, I bet the Host Club is for woman who are really desperate to get a boyfriend and guys that want to be swooned over by women.'
Kiara looked to another part of the Host Club. This time it was with the twins. They seemed to be laughing and having fun.
"So then, he had this terrible dream, and when he bolted up from it-" One of the twins was blushing and looking down, while the other
"Hikaru! Not that story!" Oh. So the one telling the story was Hikaru and the embarrassed one is Kaoru? "You're awful, telling that story in front of others." Kaoru teared up.
"Kaoru..." Kiara sweatdropped. She stood up and stretched.
"I need a break from all of this..." She muttered.
"Hey Kaoru! Hikaru! You seem to be the most mischievous ones here! Entertain me." She went to the twins. "And stop it with that gay love thing. It's creepy." The two looked up.
"Kiara?" She nodded.
"I'm bored so entertain me. I'll even pay... double..." She glanced at Kyoya, who nodded at her. The twins looked at each other and shrugged.
"Then... Let's play the 'Which one is Hikaru' Game!" Kiara blinked. They pulled out green hats from out of nowhere and put it on their heads. Then, they proceeded to switch spots continuously. "Now! Which one is Hikaru?" They asked in unison. Kiara pulled out a quarter.
"Alright. Tails, you're Hikaru." She pointed to the one on the right. "And heads, you're Hikaru." She pointed to the one on the left. They frowned.
"What? That's not fun! You have to guess!" The one on the right said. He had a soft, sorta high pitched voice. Kiara sighed and put the quarter away.
"Alright. You're Hikaru!" She pointed to the one on the left.
"Uh oh! You got it wrong~" Kiara raised an eyebrow.
"Now, that's just plain cheating." Haruhi then passed by.
"No, she got it right." Kiara smirked.
"She got it right!" The girls in the host club whispered to each other.
"Who is she?"
"See? Anyway, that wasn't what I had in mind." The twins looked at her curiously.
"Then..." They came up on both sides of her.
"Did you want..." One tilted her head up.
"This?" His face came extremely close.
"Nah, I'm good, Kaoru." The twin reeled back in shock.
"How did you know he/I was Kaoru?" Kiara blinked.
"What? Holy crap, I got it right? Well, anyway, I know because he smells like lavender and Hikaru smells like... oranges!" They blinked.
"What?" Kiara tapped her nose.
"I was born half deaf, so my nose makes up for it. Tamaki smells like roses... I think his name is... Honey, smells like... strawberries, Takashi smells like... mint, Kyoya smells of tea? Yeah, like herb tea, and Haruhi smells like lemon." The Hosts were listening in.
"Wait, so you're like a dog?" The twins crossed their arms. Kiara blinked.
"I'm not a dog! Why would I be a dog?" They suddenly had this big smirk on their face.
"Come with us!" They dragged her to the dressing rooms. They shoved her inside a room and threw a package of clothes at her. "Wear this!" Kiara peeked inside.
"No way!" Kiara glared at the clothes.
"Just wear it!"
"No!"
"Fine!" They started to open the curtain. "We'll undress you ourselves!"
"NEVERMIND! I'll wear it!" She shoved the curtain closed and groaned.
"Wow. It actually looks good on you." The hosts were gathered outside the dressing rooms, Haruhi, a little glared at them. She was wearing a collar, a headband with dog ears on them, a clip on tail, and a slim black shirt and skirt.
"Happy now?" The twins nodded like children. "How did you even know my size?" The twins ignored her question.
"You really are a dog!" Kiara hung her head.
"Idiot hosts..." Haruhi shook her head.
"We haven't really introduced ourselves, have we?" Kiara shrugged.
"I kinda figured it out..."
"I am Tamaki! You may refer to me as King!" Kiara grimaced.
"I'm Honey! This is Takashi!" The giant said nothing.
"We're the Hitachiin twins!"
'Those devils...'
"Haruhi."
'The only normal one around here, apparently.' Kiara cleared her throat.
"Can I ask you guys something?" The hosts nodded.
"Haruhi, are you a girl?" Kiara asked bluntly.
"Wha-" Tamaki flailed.
"Yeah. How did you know?" Kiara shrugged.
"You have a pretty high voice compared to them. Plus, the principal told me you were a girl. Imagine my surprise when I found you dressed like a guy." Kyoya peered at her.
"Understand that this cannot get out. You are not to tell anyone about Haruhi." Kiara nodded.
"Wasn't going to, anyway."
"Can I go home?" Kyoya sighed.
"I trust that there are no problems with the LR whatsoever?" Kiara nodded again.
"Yeah, so... home?" Kyoya rolled his eyes.
"You may leave." Kiara turned to leave.
"Wait~" Kiara sighed.
"What now?" The Hitachiin brothers smirked.
"Don't you want to change?" Kiara looked down and shrugged. She took off the collar, ears, and tail.
"I'm fine like this. Here." She threw the accessories back at them. "I'll bring the clothes back tomorrow."
"You can keep them."
"Yeah, we have more at home."
"I'm good." The twins went over to Kiara and put the accessories back into her hands.
"Keep it."
"Yeah, we don't need it."
"I don-" Kiara started protesting.
"Just keep it!"
"No!"
"Keep it!"
"No!"
"No!"
"Keep it- Crap!" The twins smirked at her.
"Great. You keep it." Kiara grumbled.
"Fine. Stupid reverse psychology..."
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