Sephiroth Complex
Neo: I now have a partner in crime(Unofficially, I kinda drugged her...Anyway, here she is) Jokul Frosti!
Animesaki: Why am I here?!
Neo: Oh Saki, you signed a contract*Held up contract*
Animesaki: Fine! When I'm untied you're dead!
Disclaimer: Don't own. Still want that Leon Leonhart body pillow!
"Hmm?" I had hummed in boredom wanting a partner in my Kingdom Hearts crimes...So I pulled someone from the real world into the game with me!
"WAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!" The new person had screamed as they were pulled from their PS2 into the magical Olympus Coliseum of Kingdom Hearts. This new person just so happened to be a girl, not just any girl though, it was my friend Saki. She's known as Animesaki on the Fanfictions website. HARDCORE Soriku, not to mention she might have a tiny...MAJOR crush on Riku...
"Ow! What the-AM I IN KINGDOM HEARTS!? NEO?! DID YOU DO THIS!?" The blue haired girl had started yelling at me in anger. I might have not thought this through.
"I can't believe you did this Neo?! I was admiring Riku's bod-I mean playing Kingdom Hearts 2!" Saki had yelled at me with her Gunblade ready to chop my balls off. Did I forget to mention that she's a badass Gunblade user. Leon ain't got shit on Saki's skills. But he still a hottie.
I turned around and noticed Sora was just awkwardly staring at us...and opened his mouth asking a stupid ass question.
"Is this your girlfriend?"
I almost fell back with disgust.
"Her? My girlfriend?! Please Sora, I could do so much better than her!" I said not knowing the death flag I set upon myself.
But before I could be killed...our attention was turned to a certain spiky haired blonde warrior walking out of the coliseum like a bad ass hottie!
"It's Cloud!" Saki and I both exclaimed like the fans we were.
Obviously, the blondie didn't pay us any mind. Big mistake...
"Hey look! SEPHIROTH!"
Cloud immediately turned around and looked around for you know who. I then fall on my back laughing my ass off.
Immediately, Cloud was glaring at me and before I knew it, I was staring him face to face.
"How. The hell. Do you. Know. Sephiroth." He practically growled at me. Geez, someone must be having their period or something. That's when it came back to me! I forgot this Cloud is kind of an uptight jackass asshole.
"You'll find out when we fight in the arena...Barbie." After the last word of my sentence, I easily dodged Cloud's Buster Sword That had tried to decapitate my head from my neck.
Frickin' try hard.
"Missed me!~" I teased as he growled before walking away.
"You do know he might kill you, right?" Saki said not amused by my antics.
"Yep!" I replied in my constant happy mood.
xoxoxox
I actually left the tournament to get some more potions from the moogle store. I loved these white things.
When I get back, I see that Sora's about to be killed by Cloud. Not on my watch, girly boy!
"HOLD UP!" I say blocking Cloud's blade with my Key daggers. "Who the FUCK said you can go kill my friends you stupid blonde bitch!"
Cloud just looked at me with annoyance and pushed me back with his sword. I jumped back from the force and I'm going to tell you, I was really pissed off at Cloud. First off, who the hell tries to hurt a kid?! I had had it with this blondie's bull shit. I started to do hand signs and my body suddenly began to emit a pink aura.
"Let me show you what true hell is like," I said with a growl in my voice as I suddenly disappeared from Cloud's vision. He seemed confused and didn't sense that I appeared behind him and kicked him in the back of his head. That got a reaction out of him.
Cloud swiftly swung his sword down at me only for cherry blossoms to be left in his wake. The blond soon realized I was standing on his sword.
"My, my, that's a nice big sword you have." I immediately just realized what I said. "EW! That sounded like an innuendo!" I was so caught up in my own teasing that I almost didn't realize that he threw off my balance and swung at me. I dodged it with no problem, but my hair suffered the consequences.
"My hair!" I looked the clumps of hair that Cloud cut off and was trembling. The last thing I remember is looking at Cloud like a vicious animal...
"That's what happens when you mess with the hair!" I said to the beaten up Cloud on the ground, who was struggling to stand.
Suddenly, Cloud was under a big dog foot. OH SHIT!
To be continued...
Neo: Horrible ending and Cliffhanger I know!
Jokul: Why did you kidnap me!?
Neo: Um reasons?
Jokul: *Holds gunblade against my throat*
Neo: Read and review and help me!