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"Into the Woods"

Five travelers follow a sunlit path in slumbering wood shrouded in freshly fallen snow. Two members of the party walk ahead of the others. A dark shadow looms in the distance, unnoticed by the wanderers.

"Wait, so you mean to tell us that the reason Ryu is so damned high and mighty all the time is because his boners hurt?" exclaimed what appeared to be a walking god damn nightmare. Sheathed in full ebony armor, this thing had razor sharp blades on the back of its arms, two SMG's strapped to its chest, what appeared to be a jet pack on its back and the helmet looked like it had a demon's jaw. Walking to his left was a very dejected Ryu and to his right, Korick with a smug look on his face.

"He's lying Shadow. I walk the path of Heaven, nothing more." Ryu's voice lacked conviction and he couldn't look Shadow in the faceplate, causing both Shadow and Korick to share a hearty laugh at Ryu's expense.

Wiping a tear out of his eye and fighting back a chuckle, Korick looked over at Ryu, "Ryu...pfft...Ryu, what in...ha!...What are you wearing you dork?" Korick and Shadow looked at Ryu, at each other, and laughed some more. Ryu looked down at his new attire, a set of tight fitting red clothes that accentuated the giant metal chastity belt he wore around his groin.

Ryu gave a forced confused look at the pair as he replied, "W-what are you talking about? This is how I normally look." The orange wig on his head slipped and fell off onto the ground, making a light sound as it landed. Nobody said a word as his clothes started to rip and finally fell apart around him in shreds, exposing his usual garb underneath.

"You can't hid your true self, Ryu." Korick tossed the comment to the side as he kicked the stupid wig deep into the wintry woodland.

As the three of them continued to banter back and forth the two people ahead of them slipped around a corner to a clearing with a small square building in the middle. The taller of the two, a soft eyed young woman with flowing chestnut hair looked down at the small, brown haired man with thin wire framed glasses.

A sly grin crossed her face, "Come on, Zotar! Lets get...going. Teehee!" with this she grabbed his small wrist and pulled him across the clearing to the bathroom, giggling the whole way.

The two way door swung back and forth as the two forced their way through the snow blocked side. The two of them slipped and collapsed on the ground inside the bathroom.

Zotar moved to sit upright but was stopped by a large form lying on top of him. A gentle giggle followed by silky hands cupping his face told him just what, or rather, who was keeping him pinned.

"C-Caspy! You're being rather, err, forward. Maybe we should take this a little slower?" stumbled the flustered Zotar, but his words didn't seem to slow her down as she intertwined their legs and brought his face closer. He could feel her breath now.

Caspy blushed as she looked into Zotar's eyes, "We'll go slow in a moment here Zotar, but we need to get started first, he he!" Caspy began slowing unbuttoning their shirts, switching between shirts after each button, making little 'Pop!' sounds with each one and giggling to herself.

This was getting to be too much for Zotar, but she was too far gone for him to try and overpower her; she would just get excited and push it further. So, he tried one last time to reason with her. "Caspy wait! The others aren't far off! What if they catch us?" He felt a little reassured with his reasoning and a relieved at what he thought would surely halt her advances.

No such luck.

Caspy's blouse was now fully undone and exposed, revealing to the poor inexperienced Zotar that she was not wearing a bra. Caspy stroked the side of his face. "Oh, don't worry about that. Korick and I have made arrangements that they not come anywhere near here for the next hour."

Her eyes flashed as she felt something touch her thigh. "You may say you don't want this, but," Caspy removed her hand from his face and reached for the thing touching her, "Your body doesn't lie, Zotar."

The slow, smooth motions Caspy was making were driving Zotar to his limit. Before he could voice any more complaints his lips were locked with Caspy's, her tongue intruding his mouth and assaulting his own with such fervor he damn neared lost himself then and there. Damn you Korick. I don't know whether to hate you...or thank you. He moved his repositioned his arms and pulled her closer, pressing her bare beasts against his chest. A jolt of excitement ran through her bod. Ah well, he thought before his consciousness melted away, I might as well enjoy it.

Meanwhile, Korick and Shadow were having a discussion revolving around the health issues involving cakegasms when Korick noticed something.

"Hey Shadow, when did Ryu leave?"

Shadow looked around and noticed that Ryu had disappeared without leaving a trail. "Bastard must have escaped when we weren't paying attention. Must have been a while too; I can't find any heat traces."

An old familiar pressure pressed against the back of Korick mind. A sensation he had not felt since the Light had left him so long ago. He was sensing something undead. No, his eyes widened, there's several undead. Large ones at that. And their heading towards...Shit!

Korick turned to Shadow with a fierce look in his eyes, a mixture of anger and excitement, "Shadow, Caspy and Zotar are in danger. Get ready for a fight." With that he was off, dashing through the snow without a care. Shadow simply shook his head and followed after him.

Beneath his visor Shadow was close to cackling with glee. It looked like he would get to kill something today anyways.