The theater of Gotham City was bumbling with guests. This was another one of their conventions, the annual Man of The Year award. Billionaire Bruce Wayne was taking part of this. His competitor was a genius from Gotham's neighbor, Metropolis. His name was Alexander Joseph "Lex" Luthor. "Mr. Luthor, I'm surprised that you took time away from your presidential campaign and came all the way to Gotham for this." A female guest said to the bald man. "Well, as a nominee, it is my pleasure and privilege to be here." He replied. "Especially if you win." Bruce added. As being one of Gotham's most famous residents, Bruce had won many Man of The Year awards. He wouldn't be disappointed if he lost. Then, the host went up to the stage. "And now, ladies and gentlemen," She said. "The moment you've all been waiting for!" She started to open the envelope. "This year's Man of The Year award goes to…." A quick hush ran over the crowd. No one dared say a word. "BRUCE WAYNE!" The crowd then cheered and applauded. "Next year, Luthor." Bruce said to Lex. The man was silent. Bruce went up to take the award. Lex silently mumbled about despising Wayne. Suddenly, there was a huge explosion! Then, maniacal laughter filled the room. "Who has always been there for you?" The voice said. "One man, who has made it his mission to improve the lives of people around him." As the crowd was dumbstruck, Bruce ran off. The voice then continued. "He has remodeled our buildings, helped keep our banks free of unnecessary clutter, and you have always shown your appreciation." Lex was interestedly curious. "And why stop now?" Then, none other than The Joker himself jumped out of the stage! The crowd screamed and ran off. "A standing ovation?!" The Clown Prince of Crime said. "Didn't expect that, but I'll take it!" Then, other villains stormed the theater! "And also, everything else! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" They were all there, Harley Quinn, The Riddler, The Penguin, and even the terrible Two-Face! The mayor was about to flee the scene, but then he found his wallet completely empty! The Penguin also stole a woman's necklace. The Joker even nabbed the award! He leaped onto the table where Lex was and held out his hand. Apparently, Lex knew what would happen and showed no fear. "No thanks." He said. "I don't plan to get joy-buzzed." He then noticed his watch was gone as The Joker was back on stage. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a night!" Joker laughed. "Such an honor! Words fail me!" He was then silent. "I'm speechless." He then laughed maniacally. "Oh, who am I kidding?!" He said. "When am I ever speechless?" He turned to the screen behind him. "And what a thrill to finally see myself on the big screen! Look at that face! It's like, what's he gonna say? What is going to come out of that big mouth of his?!" Seconds later, the clown got his answer. The Batboat then crashed through the screen, and the Dynamic Duo, Batman and Robin, leaped out. Lex then left the scene. "Sorry to wipe that grin off your face, Joker." Batman said. "You're not sorry!" Joker said. "YOU'RE NOT SORRY AT ALL!" Then, he fled the scene. The heroes managed to pursue, while giving the other villains the old POW, WHAK, and BLAM maneuvers! However, when they managed to get to Joker, they were too late. He had gotten into his speedboat and had sped off, with many treasures, including the award! Batman knew the Batboat couldn't be in use. However, Dick Grayson had another alternative.
