Ahaha~ chapter 2!
As the couple started down the street, cries could be heard from a big yellow house. Elizabeta and Roderich rushed there and knocked on the door.
"U-um.. excuse us but what is happening in there?" Elizabeta asked as she rang the doorbell continuously. The crying ceased and they heard footsteps approaching the door. Fast. The door opened slightly and both of them could see a small, brunette man peeking out. He looked as though he did something bad.
"V-v-ve~" squeaked the brunette.
"H-hello! We just heard some cries comming from this house and wondered what was happening that's all", said Roderich.
"I see, then why don't you guys make yourselves at home and come in!", he repiled.
The man grabbed both their hands and dragged them inside.
"Ludwig! There are guests here!" the man shouted. A grunt was heard from somewhere in the house. He turned to them and had a big beam on his face.
"Hmm..oh yeah, I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Feliciano Vargas, ve~", said the man, "what are your names?"
"This is my husband Roderich and I'm Elizabeta", Elizabeta replied.
"Nice to meet the both of you! Anyways, Ludwig is comming shortly to meet you guys."
Just then, a tall, blonde man with a stern-looking face appeared in the hallway.
"Sheesh Italy, making the kitchen dirty again.." he said and walked into the room.
"Guten tag," he said to both of them.
"Hello there," both of them replied. Breaking the silence, Roderich asked just what the heck happened in their house.
"Oh, I was just scolding Feliciano, that's all", replied the German. He turned to Italy and whispered something in his ear. With a loud "NOOO!", Italy ran into the kitchen.
"Anyways, is there another reason why you guys are here?" asked Ludwig.
"Oh yeahhh~ Would you like to come to our barbecue? We're gonna have one tomorrow!" said Elizabeta, "There's going to be beer, wur- I mean, hot dogs, and stuff like that".
"Tomorrow eh? I guess Feliciano and I can drop by", Ludwig said.
Roderich and Elizabeta stood up and proceeded to leave the house.
"Okay then, we shall see you at the barbecue tomorrow", Roderich eloquently said.
The couple left the house and began to chat on their way to the next.
"I wonder what Feliciano did to make him mad..and what did Ludwig whisper to him anyways? It looked like punishment or something", asked Roderich.
"P-punishment? Oh my, I can't go into yaoi fan-girl mode now.. Stop thinking dirty thoughts Elizabeta, stop thinking dirty thoughts.." "Maybe Ludwig said he won't let him eat pasta or something..", chuckled Elizabeta. Oh how she was right...
"Oi, Feliciano!" said Ludwig as he was poking the smaller man.
"Ve~"
"We're going to go to Roderich and Elizabeta's barbecue, so make sure you make some tiramisu for them okay?"
"Gotcha, Captain!"
"...We're not training you know.."
Feliciano squirmed a bit.
"U-um Ludiwg? Were you serious about that threat?"
"..Of course not. Why would I do that to my lover?"
They came together and hugged.
Elizabeta looked at the next house to drop by. Let's just say, it was FLASHY.
"..Oh shi- Is that a naked man with a rose between his legs comming FOR US?" yelped Roderich. He quickly ran over to his wife's side and hid behind her.
"Ahaha~ Bonjour, mes amis~", said the man. He offered a rose to Roderich and Elizabeta.
"Hello..um.." started Elizabeta. She wasn't comfortable with a naked man in front of her, other than probably her husband, calling them his friends.
"Oh my.. it seems I forgot to tell you my name. You can call me Francis~"
"Well..hello there Francis", she continued, "are you by chance, a sex offender?"
"Sacre bleu! A sex offender? Non, I'm just a man who's proud of his body, that is all", Francis replied with a chuckle, "the REAL sex offender is a man with ridiculously huge eyebrows that seem to be alive and growing".
"See, honey? He isn't a sex offender after all~ We just have to watch out for a man with huge eyebrows",she whispered to Roderich, who was still hiding behind her.
"Not a sex offender, my ass", he thought.
"Hey Francis, how would you like to come to our barbecue tomorrow? It's gonna be fun!" said Elizabeta with a smile.
"Sure, I'll come!" he said.
"NOOOOOO..can't you tell, Eliza? He's a sex offender.." he thought.
Elizabeta waved goodbye to Francis and continued on to the next house after that.
When going their ways, Roderich turned around to see Francis walk away. To his horror, Francis saw him look back and gave him a face that obviously said, "HAHAHA I'M REALLY A SEX OFFENDER"-kinda look.
At this point, Roderich died a little on the inside and out.
Elizabeta walked happily along the sidewalk.
"Off to meet more neighbors~"
end of chapter 2~!
I feel as thought the layout seems a little..strange to me. Then again, you probably know that I'm paranoid and such.. ^^;;