A/N: Using only one hundred words is much more difficult than I originally thought it would be.
Jonathan Crane had learned very quickly that it was uncomfortable to sneeze in a straight jacket. It threw off his balance, and he had ended up on the floor more than once.
He had contemplated shouting for a tissue, but he doubted the orderlies would care.
Or, even worse, the orderlies would care. They would care just enough to give him a nice kick to the sternum. Now that would make for uncomfortable sneezing.
Jonathan sneezed again, and as he lay on the concrete with an aching head, he would have given anything for a hot bowl of chicken noodle.