Disclaimer: All rights belong to their respective creators, were merely borrowing the characters for a bit of fun.

AN: Yeah second story ever posted on my account WOOT! Thanks to my buddy Psudocode Samurai we are now making a joint effort story, which means we post a chap from each of us for each update. I am going to have fun working on this. Now where did I leave my soda...

Any way this chap was made by me with help from Psudocode Samurai. So read, review, and drool.

Seven's Heaven

Chapter 2: Perversion

Naruto silently growled as he snuck out through the window in the clinic clad only in a pair of pants that he had found., Litchi was a nice woman and a great doctor but she had the oddest hobby that scared even Tager. She liked to dress people up in different costumes, the only one who seemed to be able to escape this fate was her adopted daughter Tenten who took after her deceased father and had what man would call, but never to her face, a weapon fetish. Naruto had once seen her room all four walls were decorated in weapons all polished and in top form, hell even a few dangled from the ceiling.

Naruto as a rule never let Litchi dress him he learned the hard way after she dressed him in some strange costume that left him in short shorts and wearing clothing more suited to a girl. He swore after that day to never let Litchi dress him, ever. That was one experience he never wanted to repeat. He shuddered when he had heard the massive fan girl squeals as they charged screaming "Kawaii!"

As he continued to creep through the village trying to stay hidden knowing his fangirls would swarm if they even caught a glimpse of him shirtless and clad only in a pair of pants, underwear just wasn't comfy for him. Though if women found out things would grow ugly for him rather quick, he had enough trouble keeping them off of him but if they all went for his pants then things would get messy. He shuddered at the thought before he kept going he knew the fangirls staked out his house so he needed to do the next best thing, he would seek refuge with someone who helped him out a lot in the past.

Naruto knocked on the door cautiously looking around making sure no fangirl saw him as he listened to the heavy footsteps before the door opened to a man larger than life.

10 minutes later

"So let me get this right, Litchi after one of your medical episodes you woke up in Litchi's clinic and she tried to dress you again?" The man asked. The man was Tager Konoha's 'Red Devil' as the bingo book called him but though for all his power and might Tager was more for making ships in a bottle then fighting which was why he enjoyed his job as the Hokages aid, with Tager's keen mind the Third could finally defeat his long hated foe... paperwork. Tager's house was modest in taste with a large chair and a book shelf filled with books all of which Tager took an interest in.

Naruto sat across from Tager on a small cushioned stool which Tager occasionally used as a foot rest dressed at some close he had left at Tager's in case of an emergency, with rabid fangirls it was a regular occurrence., they sat across from one another chatting and eating some pastry Tager had gotten as they drank tea. The humor of this massive man sipping tea was a humorous sight but man said nothing for fear of him. Naruto of course knew Tager would never hurt anyone unless they truly deserved it, it just wasn't his nature. Naruto picked up the book laying on the coffee table and gave the title a look before raising an eyebrow at Tager "Seven's Heaven? Tager Sensei isn't this porn?" Naruto asked before Tager shook his head "No its romance and while it is a tad descriptive in its content it has a nice story and characters, far better than that smut Icha Icha."

Somewhere a white haired pervert sneezed alerting the girls in the hot spring to his presence.

Naruto shook his head as he headed down the street after eating with Tager and taking his leave since Tager would be going to assist the Hokage with the day's paperwork. Now he had a conundrum go to the academy or skip for the day and get chewed out by Iruka either way. He sighed and headed towards the Academy knowing it would be best to get it over with.

Iruka was in the middle of lunch when Naruto strolled up to the Academy he cast his eyes around looking for Hinata but was rewarded with Tenten spotting him and waving as she jogged over. "Hey Naruto how you feeling?" she asked with a smile "You have to be feeling better if Mom let you out of the clinic." she said as Naruto grinned and nodded

"Yeah but she tried to dress me up again but I escaped and got a change of clothes from Tager." Tenten laughed at the thought of Naruto running to Tager's house clad only in a pair of pants.

"Did you even take the underwear?' she asked only for Naruto to wink "You know I don't wear underwear it makes for easier access." Tenten fought the urge to blush at the thoughts of Naruto and friction and the end result. Naruto saw the flush and grinned, one of his favorite hobbies was to flirt with girls who weren't in the fangirl category, girls like Tenten and Ayame. It was almost as bad as his addiction to ramen or sweets which he kept secret. He didn't flirt with Hinata since she was too much like a sister but other girls were fair game.

"Careful blonde or I might just take you up on your offer someday." Tenten mock threatened as she grinned seductively, two could play this game. Naruto just smiled "Oh so you want to see what's in my pants?" he asked with a chuckle "Fair warning, the last fangirl who got a peek passed out from a nosebleed." he stopped as if something came to mind.

"I think I am stronger then one of your pitiful fangirls." she said with a light shove "Of course with the way the blush around Hinata they might just be converted to her fangirls."

Naruto laughs "I can live with that, frees up my time for girls that matter." he said with a grin his fingers interlaced behind his head. "Maybe if your nice to me I might let you into the club." he said pulling down his sunglasses to give her a wink causing her to shiver slightly.

Tenten had to distract him from charming him or she might take him up on that offer, question was did she really want to stop? That's when she noticed something "Hey is that Hinata?" she asked, partially glad for the distraction and partially wanting to grab him and drag him off to a more private location.

Naruto turned and saw Hinata staring intently at the wall, her Byakugan activated. Naruto and Tenten walked over, curious and when they were close enough they heard a strange 'clicking' they noticed Hinata making the sound by snapping her jaws together. She had a slight blush on her face before Naruto gently pulled Tenten away "Isn't the girls showers located past that wall?" he asked which confused Tenten. "Yeah but I-" she stopped as the pieces fell into place which made her blush "Hinata is a perv." she mumbled causing Naruto to laugh.

"Yeah she does have some bad hobbies, I was at her house once and trust me she has stuff in her closet that would make Ibiki shudder."

Tenten looked at him confused "Isn't Ibiki the..."

Naruto nodded "Yeah he is the head of the Torture and Interrogation at the Anbu headquarters." he said with a grin "Little secret, but Hinata is into leather and latex." Tenten blushed deeper which made Naruto laugh loudly "What, picturing Hinata in a dominatrix outfit?" he asked and Tenten shook her head "I pictured..." she blushed and glanced at him "You... in... leather..pants." she finished a little blood trickling down her nose.

Naruto gave her another wink and leaned close his warm breath on her making her shiver "I'll get a pair if that's your reaction, course I think they are those assless chaps one of the fangirls sent me." he said with a grin before nipping her ear. Tenten's brain briefly shutdown at images of naked Naruto.

"Tenten?" he asked waving a hand in front of her face "To much? Hello, Tenten? Do I have to pinch your cute ass to get your attention?" he asked before reaching behind her and giving a sharp pinch with no reaction. She lunged at him knocking him to the ground her lips mashing against his ferociously as she ground her hips against his. Naruto didn't even hesitate and started kissing back his hands cupping her ass and squeezing as they continued to make-out.

"As nice as this is you two shouldn't be doing this in public." a voice said making the two look towards it, there stood Kurenai who smirked slightly. "Though I must say I didn't know Tenten had it in her." she said with a wink.

Naruto grinned as Tenten flushed crimson "Well Kurenai sensei maybe next time we can invite you?" Naruto said with a smile as Kurenais eyes flashed slightly as her smirk widened into a seductive grin "Might take you up on that offer lover boy." she said before walking off. Tenten and Naruto got to their feet ignoring the collective staring from their classmates. As they got to their feet the bell sounded for the end of lunch. "Well Tenten, time for class, so when can I expect you to attack me next?" he asked but Tenten gave him a glare "Just because we made out doesn't make us a couple Naruto."

Naruto chuckled at that and shook his head "You and me? Nah I would say more like friends with benefits." Tenten flushed at that definition and gave him a light tap on the head "Shut up, I may make out with you but don't expect me to drag you off to bed anytime soon." she growled

Naruto laughed "No your more like the type to take me in front of an audience." Tenten flushed and wacked him again, she never hit him hard it was more of a love tap "Get to class and tease your fangirls." she said as Naruto started off "Yeah but they aren't as fun." he called over his shoulder.

When he arrived back in the classroom he noticed Sakura glaring at him along with a few of the male class. Naruto ignored them and sat next to Shino who was one of the few people he enjoyed being around. "So Shino how are the projects?" he asked, he and Shino had a strange friendship, Shino and him often enjoyed the companionable silence that they had but they did enjoy chatting, Shino especially when it involved one of his bug projects. "Very well I may be able to breed a new subspecies of insect within the month."

Naruto nodded his head slightly "What have you been going for?" Shino turned his head slightly towards Naruto and made the smallest twitch meaning Shino was smiling ever so faintly "A may be able to breed a poisons version of the kiri beetle, a single sting should be potent enough to kill a full grown adult." after he finished explaining more in depth details he and Naruto settled into the normal silence they enjoyed.

Not to long after Naruto noticed Shikamaru walking towards him "Hey Naruto, think you can get that guy Tager to play shogi with me?" he asked. Naruto knew enough about Shikamaru to not take his lazy act seriously Shikamaru's eyes were far to analytical to be lazy. "He doesn't play shogi to often he plays a game called chess but if you ask he would defiantly teach you, its kinda like shogi." he said and Shikamaru nodded before going back to his seat.

Naruto leaned back in his seat and pulled from one of his inner pockets a small bag of candy, caramel was his flavor of the day. Iruka stood at the front of the class and smiled slightly when for once they
directed their attention to him without him having to strain his vocal chords. "Well class its almost here the graduation exams are only a few weeks away and then some of you will become Leaf village shinobi and the ones who fail can try again next year." He said inwardly cursing hoping that the fangirls who
fail wouldn't be his problem next year. "Now class we will be doing a little brushing up on the information that will be on the written part of the exam." he said as many students began to open books or pull out notes, Shikamaru and Naruto both laid their heads down to get some sleep.