As you can see, I changed the title to 'Afternoons with Mario and Luigi', as I decided to start a small random series. Read at your own risk.

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It was yet another beautiful day at the Mario Brothers house. Birds were singing, and the sun was shining bright beams of light onto the surface outside the house.

Wario and Waluigi, two of the Mario Brothers rivals, came by the house to steal something. You know, like they usually do.

"Wahahaha!" laughed Wario, "What shall we steal today my brother?"

Waluigi laughed in sync with him, "I think we shall ste- wait a minute. Brother?"

Wario turned to him and nodded, "Yeah, I mean... it all makes sense."

"But... how is that even possible..." wondered Waluigi.

Both Wario and Waluigi literally put on their thinking caps on. Both hats looked similar to the ones they usually wear, but with a 'thinking' label on them.

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Meanwhile, inside the house, Mario was not wearing his usual clothing. He instead had on a blue robe, red scarf, and held a pipe in his right hand. In the other hand was a book, 'How to cook for Koopas'.

There was also a camera in front of him. Luigi was behind it, and snapped his fingers.

"Voila!" smiled Luigi, and with that '-la', the camera began recording.

Mario noticed it filming, and smirked, "Oh, hello, didn't hear you come in. Greetings and welcome to Ask That Guy with the 'Stache."

Luigi held up a title card that he just completed a second ago. It read, 'Ask That Guy'.

Just then the telephone rang. Luigi's arm grew a yard longer in order to reach the phone.

"Hello?" asked Luigi.

Luigi listened to the man on the phone for a minute, and then Luigi handed it off to Mario.

"Phones for you," muttered Luigi, "Like it ALWAYS is."

Mario took the phone from Luigi's lanky arm, and spoke into it, "Hello?"

"I'll see you in court." said the voice, and then a dial tone rang.

Mario shrugged at the comment left by the stranger, and gave the phone back to Luigi. Luigi threw the phone back over to it's stand, and it landed perfectly.

"Booyah!" cheered Luigi, "I'm so awesome!"

'So awesome!' said a couple of female goombas outside.

Mario sweat dropped, "Anyway, let's get on with this show."

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5 HOURS LATER...

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Luigi was shivering, "You were pretty scary Mario, acting the way you did."

"Hey, it's for publicity. They will come to realize that I'm not just a badass super hero." smirked Mario.

"How about a cola, good sir?" asked Luigi.

Mario thought about it, "Hmm..."

He paced the room back and forth as Luigi watched.

Mario contemplated things in his head, wondering this or that.

Then he said, "Nah. Make it a Scotch on the Rocks. But don't do what you did last time!"

– FLASH BACK! –

Mario was taped to a couple of rocks.

"Ok Luigi, at first this was funny," sighed Mario, "But don't you think you can take this scotch tape off now?"

Just then a large cheep cheep came by.

Mario got nervous, "Heh heh... want my credit card?"

The cheep cheep slowly shifted his face into a troll face.

"Oh no." muttered Mario.

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"I was never the same again." said Mario.

"Is that why you never ate fish again?" wondered Luigi.

Mario shrugged, "Probably. Is the scotch ready?"

Luigi gave Mario his drink, "Here you go! Fresh and ready to drink!"

Mario had his eyes closed as he poured the 'scotch' into his mouth. He gagged almost immediately.

"WTFBBQOMG!" shrieked Mario. He looked into the cup, and saw old used pieces of scotch tape.

Mario glared at Luigi, "You are a dead man Luigi. A dead man."

Luigi giggled nervously as Mario picked up a phone.

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Back outdoors, Wario and Waluigi were STILL outside.

"So, like," said Waluigi, "They just think we're brothers because I always show up next to you."

Wario nodded, "Sounds right to me."

Waluigi was calculating things in his head, "We need a DNA test."

"Fine," sighed Wario, "We'll come by tomorrow."

But then Waluigi stopped him from moving.

"What is it?" asked Wario.

Waluigi pulled two metal detectors out of his overalls, "We're not leaving empty handed Wario! How about we dig for treasure outside their house?"

Wario grabbed one, "Perfect idea skinny!"

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3 HOURS LATER

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"HOLY CRAP!" shrieked Wario.

Waluigi ran over to where Wario was, and he saw not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 treasure chests.

"O...M...F...G..." said Waluigi, quoting Jack Donaghy.

Wario's eyes turned into dollar signs, but then frowned, "Why does that happen?" He flicked at his eyes, and they reverted back to normal.

"Whahahaha! This is perfect Wario!" smirked Waluigi, "Now we can move out of that Yoshi Village, and move into the big leagues!"

Wario pulled out a whistle, and blew into it.

4 baby Yoshis appeared out of nowhere, and lined up in front of Wario.

"Yes Master Wario?" they said in unison.

"Take these treasure chests back home. I'll pay you nothing." smiled Wario.

Waluigi struggled to pull each chest from the ground up. He was very surprised to see that when he placed a chest on a Yoshi's back, it didn't flinch nor struggle.

"But... their babies!" stuttered Waluigi, "How can they take that much weight?"

"Pah!" snorted Wario, "I've seen them carry the Sears Tower before, it's no big surprise."

Once they got each chest on a Yoshi, the Yoshis ran back home to place them inside Wario and Waluigi's pad.

"Now what?" wondered Waluigi.

Wario pulled out a script, "According to this... Mario gets a small scene now."

Waluigi leaned back on the house, "Nice... a break."

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Back inside...

Mario was eating a green frosted cupcake.

"Mmmmm." said Mario, "This is a tasty cupcake! Who knew a pony could make something like this."

There was a pink pony in the same room as Mario. Luigi was no where to be found.

"I know right? I mean really, people just LOVE calling me to let me bake them cupcakes! I think that should be my job now!" said the pink pony in little breaths.

"Wish Luigi could be here right now, enjoying these cupcakes." smirked Mario.

"Well Mario," smiled the pony, "There's always a little Luigi in all of us!" She ate a full cupcake in one bite.

"I guess your right Pinkie Pie." smiled Mario, nuzzling the pony.

Just then, the doorbell rang. Mario walked over to it.

"Hello?" answered Mario.

At the front door was a tall man, wearing similar clothes to what Mario wore at the beginning of the chapter.

"Ready to go to court?" said the man.

Mario fainted.

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Yay. Enjoy this chapter? I hope you did. Yes.