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Back to School.

Hermione laid on her bed playing with her bellybutton stud. Yes Hermione Jane Granger had gotten her belly button pierced as well as a tiny stud in her nose and a few tattoos.

She was almost asleep when a tapping shook her window. She pulled down her shirt and walked to the window where a owl was perched on the window seal with a letter. She took it from the owl and opened it up. She thought to herself "I already got my acceptance letter unless…." She read it and smiled then screamed "yes, I am head girl!"

Then Kelis came up behind her and scared her by saying, "boo!" Hermione nearly jumped and then turned around and said "I didn't hear you come in."

Without notice Kelis grabbed her letter and read it then threw it on Hermiones bed. "Really, I think you should not go to boarding school and stay here and go to school with me" Hermione rolled her eyes and said, "you know I can't and plus I am still going to call you on my cell phone and talk to you online and theirs still the old fashioned writing letters." Kelis smiled a shy smile and then to change the subject exclaimed, "show me the picture of your two boyfriends from boarding school again!" Hermione looked up from her Hogwarts letter and said "one they are definitely not boyfriends and two …GROSS they are not hot…I think of them as brothers" This made Kelis nearly fall off the bed laughing. Hermione took out a photo album and opened it up inside where muggle

Pictures of her friends and Hogwarts and professors. She took one out of four people.

In the picture Ron is smiling while Harry is giving Hermione a piggyback ride and Ginny is giving Ron bunny fingers.

Kelis then said, " This is so cute… who is the redheaded girl?" Hermione then smiled and said "Gin" she looked up to find Kelis looking jealous. Hermione then said, "you okay Kel?" Kelis then murmured "I'm fine… let's go get dinner or something." Hermione then looking sad and disappointed said, " I cant because I have to pack." Kelis then snapped out of her sad and jealous state and forced a fake smile while tears ran down her face she then said with a cracked voice and on the urge of balling "Then I am going to help you pack."

Hermione then grabbed her friend in a hug and said,"Its okay I promise I will keep in touch and I will always have holidays and the next time we see each other you will have a boyfriend and I will have to listen to you talk about shoes and purses." Hermione knew exactly what to say to make her friend feel better. Kelis wiped her tears and then smiled and exclaimed "here let me help you with that Chanel tote… seriously Hermione I think you have to pack me with you!" Hermione giggled and said, "thanks Kel."

After what seemed like hours of eating McDonalds and crispy creams and packing and laughing they had fallen asleep only to be awakened by Mrs.Granger who by the looks of her outfit had just gotten back from the gym.

"Hermione we are going to be late to take you to the train station, get up and get dressed!"

Kelis was the first one up she then took a glass off water off the table next to her and poured it on Hermione and screamed "WAKE UP GORGEOUS, YOUR GOING TO SCHOOL AND YOUR GONNA MAKE DORKY BOYS HORNY!" she said jumping up and down making the bed shake and jiggle.

Hermione giggled and opened her eyes and got out of bed and walked to the bathroom to get changed. Hermione walked out in a pair of baggy jeans.

Kelis frowned and said "Hermione you look like my grandma." She then grabbed a jean mini skirt spaghetti strap shirt and hollister hoodie and said, "wear this." Hermione went and changed and when she came out she actually looked hotter then she had. Kelis had changed and was doing her hair. She turned around and looked at Hermione and said " I'm not doing your makeup for you!" Hermione then sat next to her friend and did her makeup.

At the train station.

Hermione was on the station platform hugging her friend. Her jimmy choo shoes glittering from the sunlight coming in from the windows in the station. As other students hurried past her. Her friend said "remember Hermione I'm calling you later and writing you on myspace and… sending you emails and DON'T LEAVE ME!" she clinged to her friend and wasn't letting go. Hermione then with tears in her eyes said "Calm down, call me, and I love yea girly!" she said hugging her and then grabbed her wand and whispered to her friend "forgive me" she said a forgetting spell. In a instant the spell worked and sent her friend spiraling backwards.

She had

Blacked out as her parents grabbed her and said goodbye to Hermione and carried her friend away. She would remember their conversation but wouldn't remember what she had seen. She put her wand away and walked and boarded the train.

She opened a compartment to find none other then Harry and Ron and Ginny. They looked up and Ginny nearly jumped over Ron to get to her friend. Harry then said "looking good." Ron then got up and took her Louis Vutton bag and said, "welcome back Hermione I have seen that you have changed." Ginny looked at the boys in disbelieve and screamed " IS THAT ALL YOUR GOING TO SAY… you gits!" she hugged her friend and then added "I love your new hair Mione, Oh MY GOD is that real Gucci sunglasses?" she said grabbing them from her head. Hermione giggled and said "yes, and you can have them if you want I have 3 more pairs" Ginny then smiled and said in a joking matter "I was going to keep them anyway! Thanks Mione" She put them on as Hermione sat down. It was good to be back.

Hermione changed into her robes and realized they fit her better. She had cleavage… a lot of it and her legs seemed longer. She ignored her new features

And walked to find Mcgonagal, who was looking at her and then smiled and said, "So the rumors are true Ms.Granger." She handed Hermione a badge and then said "the head boy will see you at school in your dormitory he has decided to arrive with his parents." Before Hermione could ask who he was she was interfered by a bunch of first years.