Chapter 2: It begins

Author's note: Sorry it has taken me so long to update I plan on a couple of chapters this week as I finally have down time. And I am not going to lie I half way forgot where I was going with it. I will prevail and make it up as I go. ^_^ Hope you enjoy!

Kakuzu found himself wandering around the forest looking for the white haired head that was floating around spouting off his partner's famous profanity. The older man took pleasure in making his partner suffer. Why the heck he was walking around looking for Hidan's head, he had no clue.

"Dammit Kakuzu, come get my head right now! Or we are not going to your fucking collections office for your dirty money!" Hidan shouted.

"Quit your yelling I'm coming." Kakuzu smirked as he slowed his pace once more.

Hidan's head was settled against the trunk of a tree, with his yelling echoing throughout the forest while he waited for his good for nothing partner to come and sew his head back in place. He was getting more impatient and pissed as the seconds passed. After ten minutes of waiting he sensed his partner's chakra getting closer at an alarming rate. "Kakuzu watch where the fuck you are going!" Hidan yelled.

Little did Hidan know, Kakuzu did not care about the words he was shouting. The older man just kept walking up until he kicked the straw head square in the nose. A small smirk started to form on Kakuzu's face as he looked down upon the decapitated head. He knelt down to grab the head by its hair. Leisurely he slung the head over his shoulder as he made the short walk back to the body that remained slumped up against a fallen tree. The whole short walk to his body Hidan kept yelling about this that or other, Kakuzu tuned him out knowing that it would piss him off.

Hidan looked at his slumped body closely examining it for any harm. He squinted a little bit harder as he examined his neck. Finally his eyes caught what he felt while he was waiting for his good for nothing partner to come and get him. There was a small red oval mark on the bottom of his neck where it tappers off to his shoulders. (I guess that would be called a collar bone?)

"What the hell is on my neck Kakuzu?!" the Jasinist questioned

He was greeted by silence and maybe even a little bit of mumbling. Hidan was getting agitated with the silence and the way his partner treats him and his beliefs. Kakuzu pulled at Hidan's arm to get him closer so that he may sew his head back into place. His grip left a small red oval mark on his fore arm so that Hidan will dismiss the mark upon his neck. He slumped Hidan's body against his own, getting to work putting the white haired man's head back in place. Kakuzu forgot that even though his head isn't connected to his body Hidan was still very aware of what was taking place to his body.

Hidan's back was now sitting against the hard planes of his partner's abs as chakra infused threads began to sew his head in place. Hidan did not yell, cuss or fight as Kakuzu used harder force then necessary to fix him up. Deep down inside both enjoyed then abuse each inflicts on one another. On the small of his back Hidan could feel something growing and getting harder placing pressure upon his back. 'What the hell is that poking into my back? He better not be getting a boner while he is sewing on my head.' He thought to himself as he felt a stirring in his gut. Kakuzu finished his job letting his hands fall and brush slightly against Hidan's pale skin. Realizing what he was doing Kakuzu got up abruptly and let his partner's back hit the tree.

"Let's move, the Collections office is going to close soon and you're wasting my time." Kakuzu growled.

"Fuck you, I'm not slowing you down. You're the bastard who cut my head off and threw it into the forest!" the other man shouted.

"Now, now Hidan didn't I tell you to shut up? Always going on and on about your beloved Jashin! Answer me does your god fix you when you are broken? Does he sew your head back on when it flies half way through the forest? No he doesn't I do. So shape your ass up and get moving."

"Jashin is god! He doesn't cut my head off and tosses it into the forest. You don't believe in anything but your dirty money. You will burn in Hell; Jasin will not save you."

"If I die I'll go to hell but that is a fat chance. I'll never die." Kakuzu smirked as a tentacle picked Hidan up by a leg dragging him towards the path that would ultimately take him to a collection office.

Author's Note: I am taking a poll what would you like to see in the next chapter? Sex, back story, or action? After each chapter I will take a new poll and see what my reader would like to read. So here is the poll for this next chapter.

Uniting with the akatsuki

Steamy sex (gay and or other)

Choice

Fight scene/action (either between the two or with random characters)

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