Notes of October 1976

Are we going to the Ravenclaw vs. Hufflepuff match?

Yeeeeah.

Moony?

Moony stop ignoring us.

I'm in if I can be neutral. And you know what I mean.

Don't worry, Sirius and I are not having this discussion again.

Well, I think we should.

I think we shouldn't.

You definitely shouldn't.

We need to pick a colour though. We cannot be the idiots in red. And as it turns out, you don't have any yellow jumpers, James.

I do have one. I bought it especially for these situations.

You DID have one.

What did you do with it, Sirius?

I used it a couple of months ago to free an elf from the kitchens.

WHAT?!

What the hell, Sirius.

What can I say, fuck the system.

NOT WITH MY JUMPER. What am I supposed to wear now?

Well, you do have blue jumpers.

I'm not supporting Ravenclaw. I though I had made myself clear ALL THESE YEARS.

You had.

I honestly don't understand you, your own mother was in Ravenclaw! Does she know you hate them?

I don't hate Ravenclaw. I just think it's not our sister house.

And our sister house is Hufflepuff? PLEASE.

Yes, as a matter of fact I believe it is. Hufflepuff is Gryffindor's sister house and Ravenclaw is Slytherin's sister house. It just makes sense!

Ok, I have to say it -I don't think "sister house" is a thing.

It is a thing, Moony. It is definitely a thing. Doesn't it appear on "Hogwarts, a History"?

A random association between the four historical houses based entirely on subjective preferences? No.

There are sister houses Moony END OF THE STORY.

Which side are you on anyway?

NOBODY'S. In this eternal argument I have decided to be Switzerland.

Hufflepuff is a potato house full of potato people and you want Gryffindor to become another potato house by association and I WILL NOT HAVE THIS.

Hufflepuff's trait is loyalty and that's so related to bravery! You would actually fit rather well there, Pads.

You didn't just say that.

I did, and it was supposed to be a compliment. You're fucking welcome.

Let me tell you a little story. Many centuries ago, there was a noble wizard who decided he would teach magic to the brave at heart in a tower. There was another wizard, a bit more selfish, who decided he would teach his own magic to the shrewdest down in the dungeons. There was also a smart witch who chose the most intelligent and taught them where the top of the tallest tower touches the sky. And finally there was a fat chick who ate a lot.

Wow. You should definitely write a modern version of the history of Hogwarts, Sirius.

I know, right? My point is, James, if you support Hufflepuff in the next game I'm afraid we cannot be seen together. I don't want to be seen with potato people.

You suck.

You are both disturbed.

You suck too, Moony. I miss Peter.

Yeah I miss him too actually.

I never though I'd say this, but so do I.