Hey guys! I want to thank you all so much for the reviews, you made my day :)

So I've made the next 29 commandments... enjoy! Sorry it took so long, my computer crashed and it took forever to fix!

I really couldn't make any more than 29, due to extensive brain damage. My apologies.

I got some suggestions from reviewers and I included their username in bold beside the Commandment :D Thanks for the suggestions, I loved them.

Thou shall worship the ground that Ebony walketh on.

Thou shall develop an addiction to Volremortserum.

Thou shall drink vampire blod 2 cure thy addiction to Volremortserum.

Thou shall fuk off if thou art a homophone.

Thou shall describe thy characters as mirror images of thy favourite sexah celebrities.

Thou shall email Tara if you want to see da pik of whatever she is describing.

Thou shall have a group kutting session wif profesor Trevolry.

Thou shall sing song lyrikz lik "I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz" in da band u joined wif Serious, Snap, and Lucis called XBlakXTearX.

Thou shall invite Enony to a consert, which Vloxemort and da Death Deelers will invade every single time, leading to the postphonement of the concert. (This will happen many, many times in a row; a vicious cycle.)

Tom Bombodil shall be able to predict the futur.

Thou must wear so much blak eyeliner that one can be going down your face and thou art wearing black lipstik.

Thou shall use the number 1 instead of exclamation markz.

Thou shall watch the movie Hoes of Wax.

Thou shall use adverbs such as suicidally, statistically, gothically, and sexily even when they do not apply at all to the verb they are modifying.

Thou shall somehow find a way to incorporate the number 666 into thy story at every possible opportunity.

When someone asks you whut a 4 lettr wurd 4 dirt is, thou shall reply "Um I guezz sand?" in a confusedly way (geddit? Way lik Gerard!).

Thou shall confuse Crab and Goyle with Fred and George.

Thou shall make so many spelling mistakes that when thou pasteth thy story in a Microsoft document, it sayeth that there are too many mistakes to correct.

Thou shall drop the f-bomb every other word.

Thou shall call thy readers "sick pervz" and "sicko"s when THOU art the one who cometh up with sexual innuendos.

Dumblydor shall retry or the Bark Lord will kill the students.

Thou shall desire to shit next to Ebory.

Thou shall learn how to spek Japonese.

Thou shall not accuse Tara of writing "toot of crakter".

Thou shall use skull shaped fireworkz frum Wesley's Whizard Wises.

Thou shall use a Time Toner to go bak in tim.

Thou shall overuse apostro'phes. (jessigaga137)

Thou shall change thy name to a goffik nickname. (jessigaga137)

To kill a vampire, thou shall use a steak. (jessigaga137)

That's all for now, folks!

Keep reviewing, I'd love to take any ideas! :D