Welcome back I know that this a quick update of my story but anyway welcome back and this is a parody of the show Ed Edd'n Eddy episode: Sir Ed a lot

Sir mask a lot

Connor was polishing a Lamborghini

"Hey son I love what you did with that car." His dad exclaimed

"Thank you Dad." Connor replied

Connor is scrubbing the wing shield and make sure he doesn't miss a spot

"Hey Lil' bro love what you did you that baby!" Trisha exclaimed

"It was noting big sis you can go for your next concert to perform." Connor said as he's big sister left

Connor get inside the driver's seat and pretend he was driving the car until Cameron and his sister Kate shows up

"Hey Connor nice car I love it!" Kate exclaimed as Connor closes the windows

"Hey Connor do you realized that this car is not yours?" Cameron asked

Connor turns on the loud music that was loud enough that noised Cameron and Kate away

"Hey Connor who's car is this?" Amaya asked

"My dad I am such a good son to him he bought this car 2 days ago." Connor said

"So where's Greg?" She asked

"I don't know I haven't seen him all day, I know let's go find him." Connor said as the 2 went into Greg's house

"He's not in his room." Amaya said who'd just check his room

"And he's not in the bathroom." Connor said

"Where could he be?" Amaya asked as they went to the kitchen and saw their friend Greg was beaten badly wearing a dress and even drinks tea

"Greg what happen to you?!" Connor asked who was also shocked

"Guys you need to get out of here." Greg said weakly

"But why Greg?" Amaya asked and then they were both shove roughly by Greg's mom

"No one will join my birthday without dressing up!" Greg's mom shouted

"Really ma'am was it your birthday today? Cause you didn't tell us." Connor said nervously knowing how abusive his friend's mother was

"Tell your dumb friends to dress up or it's my way or the highway!" Greg's mother said as she bring out her gun

"SHE"S GONNA SHOOT US!" Greg shouted in fear

"Greg relax It was just a toy." Amaya said but much to her dismay Greg's mom fires a bullet at the ceiling and it was real

"Now if you want to join my birthday you two have to wear the dress!" Greg's said as she aimed the gun at Connor and Amaya. "If not then you should've come here as your last moments."

"Connor Amaya wear the dress!" Greg shouted

"But should I?" Connor asked

"Yeah I already wear my usual dress." Amaya said

"Guys please I already lose Luna Girl that night but I don't want to lose you guys too please!" Greg begged with tears streaming down unto his cheeks

"Okay we would wear the dress." Connor said

"Then here you go." Greg's mom said as she gave both of them the dress

3 minutes later

4 are sitting down as they are celebrating Greg's mom's birthday Connor is wearing a blue dress and Amaya wears a dark pink dress

"Okay so I am the queen and you kids are my servants." Greg's mom said

"Nice hat Connor." Greg said as Connor chuckle

"As I was saying, I AM THE QUEEN!"

"And we are your servants." Greg added

"The next thing what your mom wants is to have a throne." Connor said

The 3 kids had just build a throne for Greg's mom

"A toast to my best friends I ever had." Connor said as the doorbell ring causing him accidentally fall back on the ground

"GET THE DOOR!" Greg's mom shouted

Connor sighs as he walked to the door and opened it revealing to be Greg's father

"It is I prince timmy!" Greg's father said

"Can you wait here please?" Connor asked as he nodded and went back to the 3

"Who was it?" She asked

"The frog prince." Connor answered

I'll get him for you my queen." Greg said as he went up front

"I present to you prince Timmy!"

Greg's father went to his wife

"Now my husband prince Timmy has arrived now let the games begin!" Greg's mom exclaimed

"Really games?" Amaya asked

FEW MOMENTS LATER

The first game is a horse race Greg and Connor are the horses and Greg's mom rides on Connor while Greg's father rides on Greg

"Oh man I hate this game!" Greg said struggling to get back up his father sat on him

"You tell me can't they just realized that this is child abuse?" Connor asked

"I am so sorry son." Greg's father said

Amaya bring out a trumpet and blow and the race begins

Greg was struggling to get up and he used all of his strength and all and finally gets up and run fast as he could and Connor was struggling to get up but he used all of his will and gets up and run like a horse as fast as he could. The racers went upstairs and Connor quickly past by Greg

"FASTER OR IT'S PUNISHMENT DAY FOR YOU AND AMAYA AS WELL!" Greg's mom shouted like a lion as Connor tried his best to became faster

"I wish I was Catboy already." Connor thougth

Then they go back downstairs as they tried their best not to fall down front as their weights hurting their back so much

"FASTER,FASTER!" Greg's mom shouted as Connor use ALL of his energy, will, strength and all to the finish line

But then Prince Timmy who was riding on Greg had just past the finish line

"Prince Timmy has one!" Amaya exclaimed

"You lost that means it's punishment for you and Amaya!" Greg's mom shouted as she grab both and Connor and Amaya to the bathroom and they were screaming in pain as their friend's mom beating them up with the baseball bat with the nightstick and what's more painful it's that she splashes hot water at them causing them to cry in pain

4 minutes later

After Connor and Amaya received a lesson (Or you know beating) by Greg's mom as they have bruises all over themselves

"Man I can hardly understand how abusive your mom was Greg." Amaya said weakly

"You tell me she only beats me up if I did something wrong." Greg answered

"Okay now bring me my fool!" Greg's mom shouted

"But who?" Connor asked

"You of course come over here!" Greg's mom shouted

"Um…then I present you a fool…" Amaya said

"Now I want you to play along with me!" Greg's mom said

"But we've been beaten badly can we just rest?"Connor asked weakly

"No come over here or I will teach you all with a…Deathly lesson." Greg's mom said as she brings out her gun and a knife

"Um I can run in real speed like a cat and-"

"Are you stupid little brat?" Greg's mom ask

"So why the chicken cross the road?"

"To lay an egg, just like YOU ARE NOW!" Greg's mom shouted

Connor stands still and he gets an Idea he brings out a sock puppet of himself

"Say Connie what's a ghost favorite lunchmeat?" Connor said as he spoke like his puppet. (As Connie the sock puppet) "Boo-Loney!"

"You suck." Greg's mom said as she face palm

"I don't know what to do now." Connor whispers to Greg

'C'mon Connor you can to this." Greg said as she pushed Connor back in

"Well?"

Connor pulls out a top hat and fishes around in it. He finds what he was looking for and pulls out Amaya. A tomato hits him in the face.

"Here Connor tries all of this stuff I'll get more." Greg said as he walked to find more

"More?" Connor asked as he use all of the stuff to juggle

"I remember that time when I was in these kids age I learn how to juggle." Greg's father said

"Boring."

"Here Connor, juggle this too!" Greg exclaimed

Greg throws a toaster at Connor. Connor somehow manages to catch it and keep his rhythm. Greg throws a book at Connor. This is followed in short by another toaster. Greg throws a cactus at Connor and it hurt his hands.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Connor screamed in pain that the scream was heard in the entire house a

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha! That was so funny!" Greg's mom said as she laughed harder

Greg catches the toaster and sets in its rightful position. A book hits Connor on the head and Greg rushes to catch the book and the other toaster.

"AAAAHH!" Connor still screamed as he loses his balance and fell back knocking the cactus off him. Greg catches all of the books while his mom continues to laugh

"That's not-" Greg's mom throws a fridge at her son as Greg missed it and sigh

"That's more like it!" Greg's mom exclaimed as she keep on laughing and throws a vase at them

"Mom pleased don't throw stuff!" Greg begged as the vase hit him on his head but Connor catches it before it can hit the ground

Greg's mom then throws a lamp. After Greg catches it and she began to throw other things at the 3 children and it includes the chairs that make up her throne

"I got it!" Connor said as the stool hit him

"I've got it!" Amaya said but she was trapped in the deck chair

Greg looks inside the chair. "Amaya?"

"Hello." Amaya said as the chair snaps shut on her hand. He yanks his arm back and hits Connor on the head with the chair

"Sorry Connor!"Greg Apologized

"It's okay Greg." Connor said

C'mon honey." Greg's mom said as they both leap off their thrones

"Looks we have to do something about like may be stop her." Connor said as the two ran

"Connor there she goes!" Greg said

Greg's mom goes to a table and throws a lamp in the air and it hits Greg on the head

"Amaya we need your help!" Connor exclaimed

"Oh no I couldn't-" Amaya groaned in pain as Greg's mom step on her

"Hey Greg." Greg's mom said as she dangles the vase that has Greg's money in it

"Mom no!" Greg shouted but his mom drop the vase and his money are now wet

Greg's mom was bouncing on the couch she takes the picture off the wall and throws it including the vase. Connor trying to catch one, collides with Amaya. Amaya somehow manages to get the picture anyway and Connor grabs the vase inches above.

"Fore!" Greg's mom shouted as she rolls the bowling ball

"This has to stop!" Connor exclaimed as he steps on the ball. He has to run to keep his balance on it. Then the vacuum cleaner then runs into him, knocking him away. The ball is sent towards Greg who steps on it and slips his vase goes into the air.

"Connor the vase!" Amaya shouted as she catches the vase

"Amaya can you please stop stepped on me please?" Connor asked as Amaya get off him

At the moment the vacuum runs into the trio. They slam right into the wall and fall down. The vacuum sucks up, the bowling ball and it the suck the 3 PJ masks into it. The vacuum proceeds to suck up the broken vase. It attempts the picture wall as well but the picture is too large for it and the vacuum…

BOOM

The entire room was explode as the trio get up in the midst of the mess

"Whoa what a mess." Connor said as Greg's father shows up

"Are you kids alright?" He asked as the kids nodded." I am sorry that you've been through with all this."

"It's okay and plus I have an Idea how we're going to solve this." Greg said

FEW MOMENS LATER

Greg's mom was in her room having a good until the 3 kids shows up and Amaya blows her horn

"All hail the great king Timmy!" Amaya said

"Thanks squire." Timmy said as Greg crown his father

"There is no king I am the queen!" His wife shouted in frustration

"Well not anymore." Her husband said as he pulls a rope and the cage descends around the abusive wife of Greg's family

"Now that is solved but what about the entire house?" Greg asked

"I have a suggestion." Amaya suggested

1 HOUR LATER

Took an hour for the 4 to clean up as they were done the 4 sat on the couch feeling exhausted of cleaning the house after all of that birthday game madness.

"Well that was a set." Amaya said

"Yeah and Connor can I stay in your house for a while?" Greg asked

"Sure just to keep you away from your abusive mother." Connor said

THE END