It was Chi-Chi! Kakkarot's crazy wife. He tried to walk past her, but she somehow
recognized him instantly. "Vegeta! Hey!" He stopped dead and turned around, walking
slowly back to the bookstore. "Oh, hi, Chi-Chi..." He started. "Wow, Vegeta, I haven't seen
you since, wow, since the Cell-Games! Goten's always over at your place with Trunks,
but, wow!" Vegeta nodded and looked around nervously. "I like the chin thing, you have
going on." She was referring to the thick soul patch he'd grown to distract people of his
double-chin. "Uh, thanks." Chi-Chi put down the book she was looking at, "Wow, this is
great, do you want to go get lunch?" Vegeta looked around again, nervous as ever. "Sure."
He had no choice. Fifteen minutes later they were at the food-court (it's a big mall) ordering
a meal. "I'll just have a some white rice and a glass of water," Chi-Chi said to the kid behind
the counter. "Okay, and you, sir?" The kid looked at Vegeta, who wasn't really paying attention.
"Huh? Oh. The uh, the extra-large sushi-meal, with a Sake." The kid put their food on a tray
and gave it to Vegeta, who paid for it and walked it over to a table. Chi-Chi sat down next to
him, and started up the conversation. "It is so good to see you. Since Trunks killed Cell and
went back to the future, I've had nobody to talk to but Gohan and Goten." Vegeta did not know
where this was going. "Yeah, well, that's my boy. He showed that Cell who's boss, right?"
Chi-Chi giggled. Vegeta kept glancing around the vicinity of the area, more and more fearfully.
"It's been really, really lonely without Goku." She said. "Yeah, I miss Kakkarot, too." He said,
not really paying attention, again. "I haven't had a man in the house in seven years, you know."
The tone of her voice getting increasingly sultry, but Vegeta didn't notice, he was chowing down
on the sushi and chugging the pitcher of Sake. "Mm-hmm." He said through the chewing of food.
Chi-Chi scooted towards him. He started sweating out of fear. "Um...hello." He said, "Hi." Chi-Chi
said, seductively. She stared into his eyes for five minutes, he just kept eating, but he didn't take
his eyes off her, out of fear of hurting her feelings. This went on for what seemed like forever.
Finally he finished the food, then noticed she hadn't touched hers. "Are you going to eat that?"
He asked. "Uh-uh." He quickly grabbed it and downed it. "Well, it was nice talking to ya, I gotta
go find some stuff, though and..." She interrupted him, putting her finger over his lips. Vegeta
glanced around again, now he knew what was up. This was either a very, very good thing,
or a very, very bad thing. Either way, it wasn't going to end well. She leaned in and started
making out with him. The only thought going through his mind, "Oh god," over and over again.
"Come back to my place and make love to me," She said. "Oh, okay." He said.