Here's the second version of Unrelated Love, which we like to call Unrelated Love: Animal Edition.
I'd just like to let you all know that this story will remain T....for now. It may be changed in the future, due to the fact that my, er.....educated friends on UW have been providing me with some...interesting terminology that may bump it up to an M rating. Anyway, here's the song.
(Pimpsta is Astoria's pet llama with a Snape-licking fetish, and Cashlala is Stori's black lab puppy. Their name origins and story will soon be featured in one of our other stories, Unrelated Encounters.)
Sevy and Pimpsta kissing in the barn
Sevy rolls like a ball of yarn
We all know that duo is more than just friends
Pimpsta licks Sevy in the rear
Then suddenly, who should appear?
Poor Cashlala hasn't seen since that night-cause
Unrelated love's what that pup saw
Unrelated love-best love of all
Unrelated love-it's our forum's way
Buckbeak in the forest with his favorite girl
Hermy tosses Buckbeak a yummy dead squirrel
They're watching clouds roll bye and singing Journey
Suddenly, Buckbeak shifts his wing
Hermy's eyes fall on his..........thing
We'll let your mind fill it in from there
Unrelated love-it's what went on
Unrelated love-they shagged 'til dawn
Unrelated love-it's our forum's way
George by the lake sitting on a log
Look, here comes his favorite dog
If only Hagrid knew what was up
George is quite the scientific guy
So when that canine Fang caught his eye
He knew it was time to experiment
Unrelated love-what they preformed
Unrelated love-don't need no dorm
Unrelated love-it's our forum's way
Now back to llama and man
They keep on shagging, Cashlala ain't a fan
He decides it's time to interfere
The little lab tries to break it up
But then that horny pup
Decided he just wanted to join in
Unrelated love-two's not enough
Unrelated love-they had it tough
Unrelated love-it's our forum's way
Unrelated love-it's what we've got
Unrealted love-so freakin' hot
Unrelated love-it's the forums way