AN: KOGRAPOW STUP FLAMBIN U PERP DERDRE IZ NUT A MARE SEW
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Tha hose ws so goffik the walls were black w/ red trimm and da furnichur wuz red an blak. ther was anothr gothik man on da couch. He had spiky blak haire wif ornge streeks and was wreaing a black t-shit wit a pentagarm on it and tight red jeanz and blakc boobts. "Wuts ur name?" askd the man.
"My naem is Deirdre Onix Depression Esmerelda Lee" I sad back.
"Im Joel Dawson lol" said the man. "dat guy is Phil Argus but ppl call him Dragon now cuz hes gothic."
"hai" I sayd 2 dragon
"Hey Deerdre" he ejaculated. He wass watchin Godzilla on tv (geddit cuz godzila iz liek a lizrd an lizreds r leik dagruns).
"Des any1 els live hear?" I axed.
"Ya, thers this vampyre gurl named Rya and also Jessica who is Dagrons mom but shes hot so its ok. Also a lamp lol"
"Is teh lamp goffik?" I esquired.
"NO SHE IS A FUCKIN PERP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" exclammed Jole.
"OMS DAT SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111" i shooted bak.
"ya but shes gud in bed."
"o ok."
Just then............a goffik gril wif red hare cam in!!!!!!! She wuz wering a black korset thiny, a blod red miniskitr, an blak hi heels. "dis is Ria" explaned Jowl "she is a vampire."
"OMS so am i!!!!!" I gushed.
"hay bich" sade rya "Wana maek out cuz im bi?"
"Ya bcuz im bi 2!"
I mad owt wif ray. Suddenly.......................................a perppy womon with glases and grean hares cam in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111