Disclaimer (Dark side of the moon): This story is a fan made production only. All country characters belong to Hetalia and their respected owners.
Russia's eyes looked up towards the building in front of him. He felt the similar burning sensation fill his whole heart with hatred. "Why am I here again, so far away from my home? These people don't even like me and have no sense of humor." He ended his thoughts as he entered the double doors, quickly putting on his childlike smile to mask his thoughts. "Who shall I tease today?" Russia often found himself bored of these meetings within a few minutes and eventually would try to entertain himself with whomever he could find. "China is no fun- he just ignores me; my sisters are out of the question," He almost shuddered when he thought of that. "I know- the Baltic trio are always fun!" And with an innocent "Tee-Hee~", he marched into the meeting room.
The meeting started off on-topic, explaining all of the do's and don'ts, rules and regulations, how to treat their individual partners, etc.
The American in charge was giving lectures on how his people were awesome and deserved respect. "… and that's why you don't nickname someone by their appearance, Mexico, because not everybody likes being called "Gringo" or whatever it is." America walked back up to the front of the room before he yelled, "OH! AND BEFORE I FORGET- GUYS, WE HAVE TO USE OUR HUMAN NAMES! ANYONE WHO BREAKS THIS RULE WILL BE PUNISHED! NOW IT'S TIME FOR LUNCH!" With that last remark everybody went their separate ways for an hour before the break ended. Unfortunately, the afternoon session of the meeting was the complete opposite of the morning's, in other words- hectic.
In only a matter of minutes, England and France were at each other's throats and Romano was busy launching tomatoes at Spain. With everyone trying to dodge the tomatoes, nothing else could get done! America was really glad he thought ahead enough to get all the important stuff covered in the morning session. As Romano ran out of ammo, he decided to dismiss the meeting so everyone could get their partners to the school.
"GUYS! WE'RE DONE HERE! GO GET YOUR PARTNERS AND BRING THEM TO THE ACADEMY!" He ordered, smiling his heroic smile. "AND DON'T FORGET WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT WITH THE NAME THING!" And, just like that, the meeting was over.
A few minutes after the meeting was over, Lithuania was trying to cheer up a devastated Latvia. During the afternoon session Russia was scaring the poor nation half to death. "There, there, Latvia." He said, awkwardly reassuring the shaking boy with a hug. "It's all right; Russia's gone… what was that?" Latvia started mumbling something about Russia that Lithuania didn't quite catch. "Latvia, could you please say that clearly- I couldn't understand you."
"I-I said, 'I ho-hope that-that Mr. Russia w-won't end up t-tormenting his partner li-like he did to us in th-the o-old d-days'…." Latvia's stuttering trailed off at the end, as he obviously remembered his time spent with Russia. Lithuania had to admit- he had a point. "Russia really can't be trusted with a partner… then again; neither should Belarus- she looked like she was ready to kill someone earlier. I should tell America this."
"I'll try talking to Mr. America about it. I don't think that Russia or his little sister should be trusted with a partner…" With that said Lithuania set off to find America, leaving the still blubbering Latvia alone.
After Lithuania talked with him, the first thing America did was contact the two lunatic siblings. He really didn't want his citizens to go through the horror of Russia and Belarus being their possible "new best friends". The deal for the countries to attend the school was for them to have partners, so America originally planned to just kick them out. However, after a tense conversation with the terrifying duo, he finally allowed them to attend the academy- without partners.
Once that nightmare was over he returned to Lithuania, who was waiting in the other room. "Thanks for telling me about them. I can't believe I almost put two of my citizens under their care! Ugh! It wouldn't be good if they scare them to death-" He shut up when he realized what he meant as a joke could've happened. "Anyways, thanks, man. You're the hero this time!"
"Erm… no problem Mr. America, but, really, you should be thanking Latvia- he's the one who brought the problem to my… attention." Lithuania replied, somewhat amazed that America could call someone else a hero. "Now that that's been taken care of I will be taking my leave. Farewell."
"Alright then," America said, walking his fellow nation to the door, "Later, man!"
"I really hope I didn't miss anyone else who shouldn't have a partner… it would be really bad if I did." America pondered this for a few minutes after his visitor was gone. "Meh. I doubt I'll need to take anyone else's partner away." And, with that final thought, America fell asleep- it had been a long day.
