Chapter 2: THE VISCOUS CYCLE!
AN:/ HEY EVERYBPDY! So I got my two friends, Champange and Cape Cod (they ddint want me to use their real names because they;re acgtually both under the witness protection program XD see theyre rreelly cool and edgy) to help beta this chapter. So XOXO tganks to both of them, ur the kakoiiest!
OK SO tehre I was on the loutside of my super awesome bedrrom rvolving door (AN:/ the one that Luscious was trapped in side from last chapter! X3). I could hear loud sobbing coming from the inside iof the door and normally if I herd a guy crying I would punch him in the dface and tell him to suck it up but since this was my boyfriend i decided to let it go especially since I know that Luscious suffwers from depression and stuff so I try to be supportative of him!
"DON'T WORRY LUSCIOUS, I'LL SAVE YOU!" I yelled through the door and although I couldnt hear if he said anythign back he was crying a little less hard so I know he believed in me! I ran full force at the revolving door and burts back into my doomitry, but Luscious was nowhere to be see =n. I whipped around and tried to follow the sound og hysterical sobbing and it let me .;.. BACK TO THE REVOLCING DOOR LEADING OUT OF MY ROOM! And now …. I WAS THE ONE LOCKED INSIDE!
I punded on the door and yelled out to Luscios to come save me. I could hear his heavy m,anly footsteps coming towards the door but I swas smart enough this time to not stand in the door because I knew if i did then i would be flung back outside and Luscious would be trapped inside again (AN:/this is because of something called a centraljungle force, it makes things going around in circles go really extra fST). But beayse of this CENTRALJUNGLE force Luscious came throu the door super fast and he slammed into me and because he was so big and muscular his body weight carried me all the way over onto my bed where he landed on top of me! OMG XD! He looked at me with the sexiest set of boredom eyes I had ever seen.
He started kidsing me and I ler him because I love him not becasue I'm a FUCKING slut like Genny or Lola Lovegood or whoever, this was real love, OK? His longjonsilver hit my kangaroo poucH BUT I WAS STIL L A VURGUN!1 cause it didnt go in my… happy meal! OUR TONGUES BATTLED FOR DOMINANCE! XP And I won! Luscious g-gasped and he swallowed my tongue by accident! (But its ok tho he spit it back out and we kept non making out it was no big deal!) his hotdogweener was in my bun, ketchup and all ;D! His disco stick noogied its way into my dance hall, disco balls swinging. His heat seaking missle rckoket into my area 51 ;DDD. His choco sauce pored all over my… bananana split sundae. His loolipop only got sweeter the more I sucked :D. I g-g-g-g-asped. I was catching an organism! I could tell he was also catching an organism! WE CAUGHT IT TOGETHER!
Luscious gasped an meoaned out, "CHAIRY11!" I stopped catching my organism and looked at him in disbeliefament and screamed, "YOU CHEATING BASTERDDDD!"