A/N: Thank you all for the feedback, wasn't expecting this story to take off this fast. I'm glad you're enjoying this as much as I am writing this.
1:03 PM
L: Tony it is rather dull at home without you. When will you be back?
1:10 PM
T: Loki, you know I'm on a mission. I'll be home when we're done.
1:11 PM
L: Perhaps I'll read some fanfiction, then. But please do hurry up.
1:11 PM
T: You know you still haven't told me what that is.
1:12 PM
L: Fanfiction? Tony, it's simply underscirable.
1:13 PM
T: If it has a name, it has a description.
1:14 PM
L: Well you see, you have quite a number of devoted fans, Tony, and they all adore you.
1:15 PM
T: Hah of course. I keep getting creepy mail, with the content varying from them asking me out to them wanting to have sex with me.
1:16 PM
L: Well, some of them are more interested in our relationship than in you. Quite a few actually.
1:25 PM
T: So what, fanfiction is what they call obsession over our relationship? That makes no sense. And I don't see how that can be more exciting than porn.
1:27 PM
L: In a way I suppose that's what it is.
L: Fanfiction is fictional stories which are written about people. Or characters. It really does depend on who's writing it.
1:35 PM
T: What's so exciting about reading fictional crap with our relationship as the plot?
1: 36 PM
L: They take our relationship to a whole new level Tony. They write erotic stories about us.
L: Which look do you like better? [ ] [ ]
1:45 PM
T: EROTIC STORIES? THEY WRITE PORN ABOUT US? AND YOU'RE READING IT? LOKI WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. THAT IS SO FUCKING WEIRD AND CREEPY!
T: YOU MOTHERFUCKER I ALMOST DIED. DON'T SEND ME THIS KIND OF SHIT WHEN I'M TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD.
1:50 PM
L: Watch your language Anthony. I'm simply wondering which look you like best.
1:52 PM
T: YOU'RE ALMOST NAKED. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE KINDS OF PICTURES DO TO ME?
1:53 PM
L: Of course I do. That is why I send them to you.
L: I do hope that motivated you to get home faster, I'll be waiting with this [ ]. Don't take too long.
1:54 PM
T: The others can finish up. I'm coming at the speed of light!