Oh hi, and I think I will be getting more shoes for making Gon cry and I am really sorry for that...and now...

Indrani: *hugging Gon tightly* I am sorry cutie pie... to make you cry

Gon: *patting back* its okay, you love me right... so it's cool...

Indrani: Yeah! Now that's like my Gon-chan... *looking suspiciously around for a certain psycho redhead*

Anyway, enjoy annoying!

Chapter 2: 30 ways to annoy Killua

Requested by: SweetSerenade5281

Okay, before you start to annoy Killua, make sure you are-

Immune to poison, electricity and any lethal weapon you can think of...

Away from any of the Zoldyck, despite he had quit the family; I don't think they would take it very nicely that you are riding the ass of their former heir and an assassin prodigy... especially the half-dead poker face Illumi...

Okay now we can start-

To annoy him, you'll have to do these things-

1. Die his hair pink while he is asleep

2. Dye his clothes pink and decorate it with frills

3. Tell him that he has no butt.

4. Tell him that he was a fool to quit Zoldyck family, cuz he would have inherited endless amount of money.

5. Dress up like Illumi and scare the heck out of him

6. Click pictures of his screwed face expression and tag it with "oh god! I made Gon Pregnant"

7. Broadcast that he is a cross-dresser

8. Con him to were a fluffy Barbie-doll clothes and live broadcast it to Milluki

9. Pay Milluki (no matter how much money it would cost you) to blackmail Killua.

10. Replace all his sweets with sugar-free snacks.

11. Force him to do a blood-test and make a fake report that he has diabetes.

12. And then announce that you are putting him in a sugar-free diet.

13. Steal his skate-board and paint it pink with all fluffy filigree signs

14. stuff his Chocó-balls with tobacco sauce, chilli puree and jalapeño flakes.

15. Whenever he walks play the 'Zoldyck Family Theme'

17. Tell him Gon isn't really interested being friends with him.

18. Click pictures when he is showering and sell it in EBay.

19. Inform fan girls and set them on him everywhere he goes.

20. When he is sleeping call him like Illumi ... Like 'Yo Killu.'

22. Give him a large chocolate cake and when he gratefully stuffs in his mouth, pay someone to say from outside 'it is one month old'

23. When he is standing pensively, go sneaking and pull his pants down.

24. Inform Illumi where he is currently staying and arrange up him with Killua.

25. Cosplay like Illumi and roam around him.

26. Tailor all his shirts with "I am in love with Leorio" words, with pink letters.

27. Write threesome fanfics among him Illumi and Leorio.

28. Make the latter two seme... and load the story with S&M, BDSM and Hentai.

29. Make him read those fanfics.

30. Repeat every last word of his sentence and comment 'Spoken like the true cat'

Phew, I am finished... And now please keep requesting what character you want to annoy... and R&R.