Hallo!!! Since I got such great feedback from Rigging up the Lights I decided to make it a collection of one shots! (Please hold your applause) They will all be about Toushiro and his Holiday problems! You shall see the appearance of many characters! There will be assorted chocolates, yelling and horrible poems written by Matsumoto herself!

I also want to thank my best friend Loveisamysterybutwhy. I forgot to give her credit, she also helped to influence Rigging up the Lights. Love ya Heza-chan!

Disclaimer: Bleach is not mine. The poems belong to Matsumoto. They are not mine…Seriously. I wouldn't want to take credit for them.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I wrote this fan fic

All for you!

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Captain Hitsugaya Toushiro handed a cashier his money. In turn the cashier gave him a huge bouquet of red roses and a box of chocolates in the shape of a heart.

"Have a lovely Valentine's day sir!" She said.

"Whatever." Toushiro said in a monotone voice.

The little captain was not really into this 'Valentine' stuff. He was using the day as an excuse to take Momo out. The roses and the chocolates were, of course, for her.

He slipped down an alley. He wanted to get to the Fifth squad office as quickly as possible, and above all, he didn't want to be seen. By anyone. Especially Matsumoto or any other member of the Shinigami Woman's Association. Gossip could spread in an matter of seconds in Soul Society. If he was seen, the next thing he would hear would be that Momo was pregnant with his child. (Seriously! Those woman twist everything he says! Kinda like a certain friend -cough- Heather -cough-)

He made it to the end of the alley. He put his back to the wall and looked around the corner. All seemed clear.

He picked up his foot to start on his way to the office when he saw Kenpachi Zaraki and Yachiru holding tightly to his shoulder walk around the corner. Toushiro pushed himself up against the wall as hard as he could. Yachiru was just as bad as Matsumoto.

Luckily the two just walked by. Toushiro made sure to wait till Kenpachi's foot steps were far off.

The captain moved along to the next alley, just barely dodging a group of squad four guys.

"Hey was that Captain Hitsugaya?" One asked.

"No way. Him carrying flowers? I don't thinks so." Said another.

Toushiro was hidden behind another wall. Thank goodness that they were thick headed.

He sighed and smiled. Just a little farther. Now he shunpo-ed (if that's how it's spelled?) up to the roof. Just a little closer and he would make it to the office. One more building to jump to when all of a sudden:

"CAPTAIN?!" Matsumoto screamed.

Hitsugaya fell flat on the ground. He expected to see her next to him but after a few minutes he realized that she had not yet seen him. He waited out. The vice-captain's screaming got farther away.

Figuring that the coast was clear he got up and jumped down to the fifth squad office. Carefully he went up to Momo's room.

The white haired captain leaned against the door. "Hey Momo?" He whispered. No answer. "Momo?" Still nothing. He grabbed the door. "Momo, I'm coming in."

He pulled open the door and walked in. She wasn't there. He looked around the room. It was messy. Papers covered the floor. Since Aizen's betray Momo had been forced to do both her paperwork and her traitorous captain's work.

Toushiro heard the shower as he walked around the room. He placed the flowers and candy were he knew she would notice and walked back outside.

The captain sat down on the deck and waited for Momo to come out. He only had to wait a few minutes before he heard the shower shut off. Smiling, he heard her notice the flowers and hurry to get dressed.

The sliding door flew open and Momo came rushing out. She didn't see Hitsugaya on the floor and she tripped over him and hit the ground.

"Momo!" Toushiro helped her get up and walk her back into her room. "Be more careful. You could have really hurt yourself." He pressed his lips to hers before leaning near her ear. "I wouldn't want to spend our date in the forth squad office."

"We're going out tonight?" She asked. Her eyes going big.

"If you want."

"Of course I do Shiro-chan!" She threw herself into his arms.

"Alright, I have to get some work done before I can come and pick you up. Is six okay? That's when I reserved our table." Toushiro went over to where he had placed the flowers and candy and handed them to her.

"Of course! Where are we going?" She asked.

"You favorite place." Then he slipped out the door leaving Momo smiling with joy.

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Toushiro looked at the note carefully taped to his office door. It was addressed to him and was in Matsumoto's cursive hand writing. He took it off and walked into the office.

He went over to his desk, which was covered in all sorts of candy, cards, and other Valentine treats. He took his right hand and swiped all the fan girl gifts off his desk and into the wastebasket next to him. He grumbled. He really didn't like Valentine's day, that was part of the reason.

The captain opened the note from Matsumoto. It read;

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I'm out drinking sake,

Don't come looking for me.

Toushiro twitched. That was a horrible poem. "It doesn't even rhyme." He said to himself.

But that wasn't the point. This meant that Matsumoto would be out drinking and not doing her share of the work. He decided that because he had a date with Momo though, he would leave Matsumoto's half and force her to do it later.

Toushiro sat down and started writing his report. He got about half way through it when a hell butterfly flew in through an open window. The captain held out his finger to hear the message.

All morning reports are due in one hour. All other reports do not need to come in till Saturday. Happy Valentine's day!

Toushiro sighed. He would get done as much as he could before he needed to start getting ready for his date. He continued to work on his morning report.

Four pages later he finished. Stapling them carefully to each other he headed for the door.

The sun shown brightly in Toushiro's eyes. He walked down the path and towards where ever they may have to turn their reports in. (Since I don't know, I shall just call it the Main Office, or something.)

As he walked he saw Hanatarou, the seventh seat of the fourth squad and some girl who he though was the author.

"Here Hanatarou-kun." The girl who looked suspiciously like the author said as she handed him a box and a card.

"Really. For me? Thanks!" Hanatarou took the candy with a smile.

The author looking girl scurried off somewhere. Probable to finish writing the fan fic.

Toushiro walked on. He still saw tons of people handing each other candy. Captain Ukitake Jyuushiro was standing talking to another soul reaper when Toushiro walked by.

"Captain Hitsugaya-kun!" Ukitake shouted.

Hitsugaya stopped dead in his tracks.

"I have something for you. It's-"

"I don't want any of your damn candy." Toushiro started to walk on.

"But Hitsugaya. All kids love candy. I just don't-"

"I don't like candy."

"Come on now. It's just not right. All children like candy." Jyuushiro tried to give him the candy.

"I don't like candy! And I am most defiantly not a kid!" Toushiro started on his way again.

"That proves how immature you are. My, I remember when I was your age I was always-" Toushiro had heard this story a lot.

The faint buzz of Ukitake's voice was still in Toushiro's head as he turned in his morning report. They should call this Saint Irritation day. Toushiro thought as he walked back to his office.

He opened the door to his office and looked at his desk. All the paperwork that had been on his desk was gone.

Sitting in the place of the paperwork was another note from Matsumoto. Hitsugaya opened it up and read it.

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I hid all the paperwork,

You will never find it.

Out of anger the captain furiously tore up the note and threw it into the trashcan at his desk.

Having noting better to do he walked into his room and grabbed a clean clothes. If he couldn't do paperwork he would take a long shower. Hitsugaya went over to his underwear drawer and pulled open the middle box.

All his blue and gray boxers had been taken. And switched with other pairs. One that was white with pink hearts. Two that were red with white hearts. One that was colored black with red and pink hearts. The pair on the top were a custom job. Written all over a pair of red boxers were the words "I Love Momo."

Another note from Matsumoto sat on the top. Toushiro grabbed it and ripped it open.

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I bought all these boxers

Just for you!

Toushiro was fuming. This was not funny. One, because Matsumoto had switched his underwear. And two, Matsumoto had dared to come into his room. She was a woman! She had absolutely no right to enter his private quarters! Who did she think she was, his Mom?!

"Just great! Thanks you stupid vice-captain! I'll find some way to punish you! Just you wait!" Toushiro grabbed the first pair on the top and headed for the showers.

He hoped that maybe he would be able to calm down if he took a nice, hot, relaxing shower. Of course that's not how it works.

Tapped on the bathroom door was note.

Roses are red,

violets are blue.

There's no more hot water,

Sorry.

"Your doing this to me on purpose aren't you?!" Toushiro shouted to the sky. "Your laughing at me! Did I do something wrong in my past life?! Am I being punished?!" There was no response.

(Wow. That was OOC right there…)

Pissed off to the full degree Hitsugaya pulled the bathroom door open and turned on the water to the shower. Why take a cold shower you might ask? Because he's so mad that his body heat was becoming to much to bare and he needed to cool off.

One thing Toushiro forgot to do before he got into the icy water was, lock the door.

After his quick shower he dried himself and put on his boxers. He used a comb and started to spike up his white hair. As he did this the bathroom door flew open.

The captain stopped what he was doing and looked over to the person who had flung the door open.

Three people stood in the door way, their cheeks red and the smell of sake lingered all over them. Matsumoto, Renji and Kira. They were all drunk as drunk can be and laughing at something. Matsumoto held up a bottle of sake.

"Captain! You'll never guess what!" Matsumoto used Renji's shoulder for support.

Toushiro didn't say anything, he just stared at them questioning everything. Them, why they had to walk in while he was in his underwear, his sanity and the list goes on.

"Captain! The guys at the bar! You'll never guess what they did to the sake! They colored it," She broke for a breath. "PINK!" She held up the sake bottle to show him. Sure enough the bartender had colored the sake in honor of Valentines day.

Hitsugaya just stared at them as they burst into a fit of laughter.

Suddenly a camera flash went off. Yachiru was standing in the doorway to the bathroom. In her hand was a camera. (And I don't care if they don't have cameras in Soul Society we can just pretend that she got it from the human world.)

"Hehe! I got a picture of snowy while he is in his undies! Wait till I show this to Momo!" The little pink haired vice-captain ran off.

Meanwhile Outside…

A member of squad ten was talking with another member of the squad.

"So then when she wasn't looking I snatched the bra right out of her dresser…Hey, did it get cold all of a sudden?" The first said.

They looked up. The sky around the Squad ten office had turned dark. Snow started to fall from the clouds. It was not nice calm snow, it was blizzard snow. Before the unsuspecting squad members knew what was going on they were nothing but snowmen.

A more then 'so angry that the world will die' Toushiro ran out of the office. (Still in his boxers mind you.) Everything he ran by started to freeze over.

Momo was walking towards the main office. Yachiru ran by her laughing manically. Hitsugaya wasn't far behind him.

"Shiro-chan?" She asked after he had pasted her. The was only one person capable of producing such cold.

She started to run after him hoping to stop him from freezing over all of Soul Society.

Yachiru likes trouble. Really, really likes it. But at the moment she realized that she was in the biggest trouble of her trouble making career. And the only person who could get her out of this trouble was of course her best friend, Kenpachi Zaraki. Hitsugaya knew this, that's why he was determined to catch her before she got to Zaraki. But, the chances of that happening were very, very, very slim.

"KEN-CHAN! KEN-CHAN! WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT I GOT!"

Kenpachi opened the door of his squad office with a bored expression on his face. "Do I really want to know what you got yourself into this time?" Yachiru stopped in front of him and held up the picture. (It's one of those automatic cameras that prints the picture right away.)

Toushiro stopped right behind the eleventh squad vice-captain. "HAND THAT OVER RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP YOU GOD I WILL-"

"Hey Toushiro. Where are your pants?" Zaraki said completely ignoring Yachiru.

Hitsugaya looked down. He turned the brightest shade of red you will ever see…EVER. Not only did Yachiru have a picture of him in his underwear, he had just ran around Soul Society with out any pants. The first question that came into his mind was: Why me? The second was: What sort of jokes would Matsumoto make when she sobered up? The third was: What is Momo going to think?

As soon as he finished asking himself these things Momo came up behind him. In her hands was a spare hakama. "Shiro-chan. I brought you this."

Toushiro took the hakama out of her hands and quickly slipped them on.

"Thanks Momo." He said with shame and embarrassment in his voice.

Momo walked over to Yachiru, she put on her kindest smile and took out a piece of peach candy. "Yachiru-chan, can I have that picture please?"

Yachiru looked at the picture and then at the candy, back to the picture and back to the candy. She snatched the candy from Momo's hand and put the picture in it's place.

Momo and Toushiro promptly left. Hitsugaya moved quickly trying to ignore all the laughter and jokes.

As soon as they were out of sight Kenpachi looked down at his vice-captain and crossed his arms. "You took two pictures didn't you?"

"Oh yeah." Yachiru said before sticking the peach candy into her mouth.

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Back at the squad ten office Matsumoto sat on the couch reading a magazine. She smiled mischievously as her captain and his girlfriend walked in.

"Did you have a nice run captain?" She asked putting the magazine down.

"Go to hell." He said sitting down at his desk. Sitting on the desk was another note from Matsumoto.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

There are condoms under the desk.

Toushiro ripped up the note. Momo looked at him strangely. Hitsugaya slammed his hands on the table.

"You know what Matsumoto, I have a poem for you! Roses are red, violets are blue, get out of my office NOW!"

The busty red head was laughing so hard. Momo had no idea what was going on. She just smiled and pretended to know.

"But come on Captain, you might need them!" She inhaled deeply. "It is Valentines day! A day of romance and love!"

"It's going to be a day of blood and pain if you don't get out by the time I count to three!" Toushiro pointed at the door.

"Alright, alright, don't get you boxers in a bunch. I'm leaving. But remember the talk Captain Ukitake gave you. Always practice safe sex!" Then she left.

The room was silent for a few awkward moments. Momo walked over to Toushiro and grabbed his hand. "Shiro-chan, we not really going to-"

"NO! No, no, no, no. Matsumoto was just joking."

"Oh. I mean…You know…I guess…I wouldn't… mind." She looked down at her feet, red as a valentine heart.

Toushiro looked at a clock on his desk. It was almost six o'clock. He kissed Momo on the forehead.

"We should probably get going. Are you ready?" He asked softly.

Momo nodded and they left for the restaurant.

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The meal was phenomenal, It was easy to say that this was the best Valentine's day Toushiro had ever had. Of course, most of his holidays consisted of him hiding somewhere doing paper work. He was glade that he had spent the rest of his day with his beloved Momo.

The rest of the night ended with many a make out sessions and a stroll. Around ten o'clock Toushiro took Momo back to her squad barracks and then headed back to his own, where Matsumoto, Kira, Renji, Iba, Yachiru and several other shinigami were laying on the ground totally wasted on pink colored sake. He slipped off to bed glade that non of them woke up. He could care them out in the morning.

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That was not exactly how I wanted this to go, but I hope you guys liked it non the less! Please Review! If you do Shiro-chan might consider taking your cards out of the trash.

Free invisible cookies and milk are available in the review room. Now Happy Singles Awareness Day, (S.A.D), or if you aren't single, (I envy you.) Then Happy Valentines day!