So, I'm back with a new chapter. I'm going to apologize for the cringe that you are about to witness and imagine. At one point I had to close my laptop to regain control of my raging hormones and regain my composure.
Warning; Itachi talking about sex is up ahead. You have been warned!
NAKED OROCHIMARU'S FOR EVERYONE!
Anyway!
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S Lyubov'yu,
Casper!
Previously;
"Truth or Dare?", he grumbled.
"Dare.", the Puppet Master replied calmly.
"I dare you to make out with Itachi for no less than two minutes. And make it believable.", the stitched ninja smirked beneath his mask.
Itachi and Sasori both blushed before turning towards each other, squaring each other up.
Sakura held a hand to her nose, willing herself not to get a nose bleed.
Kisame cringed at the thought of his stoic partner doing anything remotely sexual, especially to another man.
Deidara just buried his face in Sakura's shoulder, refusing to bare witness to the atrocity that was about to go down in the living room.
Sasori raised himself from his position on the floor and made his way calmly over to the raven haired Uchiha. He looked his partner in Baby Love in the eye before depositing himself into Itachi's lap. When he received a small nod from the male, he leaned in and sealed his lips over Itachi's.
The moment their lips touched, Sakura held her nose tighter to stop the blood begging to exit her nostrils, trying as hard as she could to stop her blood from staining her clothing and the carpet below. She heard Hidan snicker on his side of the table, no doubt secretly recording the entire scene that was unfolding. Deidara just moaned pitifully into her shoulder, refusing to remove his head from the medic's shoulder.
The minute Sasori's lips touched Itachi's, it was like a bomb went off. He felt something spark deep within his chest, a strange feeling that he had never felt before in his life. He found quickly that he rather enjoyed the feeling and the minute he felt Itachi's lips press harder against his own, the burning feeling in his chest seemed to intensify. He tilted his head to deepen the kiss before running his tongue across the raven's bottom lip, mentally sighing when he was granted access. He dove headlong into the Uchiha's mouth, bound and determined to explore every inch of the warm cavern and his partner was more than willing to allow him to explore. He had to bite back a small moan that rose in his throat when he felt Itachi's tongue rub against his own, coaxing it into a sensual dance. Both were completely content with the kiss, neither party tried to take control of it. Neither of them knew how much had time had passed and were too caught up in their current situation to have a care in the world about such things.
They were broken out of their blissful moment when they heard Kisame clear his throat, signalling that they could stop at anytime.
The blue-skinned man would have preferred that they ceased their actions as soon as humanly possible. He doubted that he would be able to look his partner and the Puppet Master the same way again. The sound of Sasori moaning would forever haunt his dreams and nightmares. There were some sounds in life that were best left unheard.
Sasori moaning was somewhere near the top of his list.
Sakura had other thoughts though. Sasori moaning was near the top of her List of Sexy Ass Noises EVER.
A sigh of relief was heard from Kisame when the two finally left each other's embrace, neither party looking even a little bit ashamed. If anything, they looked about ready to continue what they had started. Both Sasori and Itachi completely missed Hidan stashing away the video recorder that he had been using to record their little make out session.
'Blackmail, motherfucker.'
"Uh, Deidara? It's over now. You can get off me anytime.", Sakura said awkwardly as she removed her hand from her nose.
"You promise, yeah?", the blond slurred slightly.
It seemed that the vodka had done more damage to him than they had realized.
"I promise, Dei.", she assured, rolling her shoulder when he removed himself from her person.
"If you are quite finished, we still have awhile before this game is over. Sasori, if you would.", Kisame sighed, he didn't even want to know what sort of insanity was going to happen next.
With a small nod, Sasori flicked the bottle with a finger and watched it spin. He smiled sadistically when it landed on Sakura.
"Shit."
"Truth or Dare, Doll?"
"Truth, you little bastard."
"Why do you refuse to give Itachi and I a baby to spoil?!"
"Because you and the other's scared every male that has ever held interest in me away. You've basically forced me into celibacy.", Sakura snapped before spinning the bottle,not even giving the Puppet Master a second to respond to her answer. She couldn't help but snicker lightly when it landed on Hidan.
"Dare me, Doc."
"Dare you to sit in Kisame's lap naked until the bottle lands on you or Kisame again.", she smirked. Her smirk deepened when she saw both men pale.
"You bitch!"
"What I ever do to you, Pinky?!"
"Get nude, Hidan or you're going to be nude for the rest of the game. I know for a fact that you don't wear boxers under those pants of yours. As for you, Kisame, you sold me out to Itachi. Pay back time, fucker.", she cackled, not even reacting when Deidara scooted away from her slowly, afraid that he too would suffer her wrath.
With an unhappy sigh and few colorful curses, the priest removed his standard issue ninja pants before throwing them angrily at the medic. Sakura didn't even flinch when the crotch of his pants hit her square in the face, there were worse things in life than being pelted with a sexy males pants.
Like seeing Orochimaru and his man-bitch Kabuto naked.
That was a sight that she could have lived the rest of her life without witnessing and been happy. But Kami had decided to be a bitch and she had been forced to bare witness to the unholiness that was Orochimaru's pale ass.
Sakura shook her head to clear the mental image from her mind just before she watched an unhappy Hidan plop his ass into Kisame's lap. She bit back a laugh at their identical faces of pure horror and revulsion.
"Happy now, Doc?", the Jashinist barked angrily.
"Oh, Hidan, you have no idea.", she purred in response before snapping a quick photo.
'You aren't the only one with a camera, fucker.'
With a silent promise of revenge, Hidan let the bottle spin towards its next victim. He cursed when it failed to land on himself and Kisame, instead landing on Itachi.
"Truth or Dare, Lover Boy?", the irritated priest bit out between clenched teeth, trying his hardest to imagine himself in Sakura's lap rather than a seven foot tall blue man's. Truth be told, it wasn't really working.
"Truth.", Itachi replied smoothly. He may have been a man of very few fears, but an angry, naked Hidan was not someone he wished to cross paths with. And it wasn't just because he didn't want to get an unholy dick to the face, it was because he had no desire to have a naked male chase him for any reason.
Except for maybe Sasori.
Okay, so Sasori was the exception.
He was brought out of his thoughts of being manhandled by the Puppet Master when Hidan started to speak again.
"How dirty do you want the Puppet Fucker over there to give it to you once this little game is over and done with?", Hidan asked with an smirk. He couldn't help but laugh like a lunatic when he saw Itachi's face pale and Sasori's eyes light up with interest. Oh, this was going to be good.
"If you must know, I wish for him to pin me to the bed with his chakra stings and make me feel like a dirty little whore.", Itachi stuttered uncharacteristically, his face an unhealthy shade of crimson. He didn't even dare try to look over at the red-head out of fear that he would be disturbed by his answer.
Groans of disgust could be heard from Kakazu, Hidan, Kisame,and Deidara.
A soft moan of lust could be heard from Sasori and Sakura. When they heard each other moan, they looked at each other and shrugged. Neither of them were about to deny that the mental image of Itachi being dominated was one of the hottest things they had ever thought of.
"Does Itachi even know what sex is, yeah?"
"I am more than capable of getting an erection and penetrating someone, Deidara."
"I...could have lived the rest of my life without hearing my partner say 'erection' and 'penetration' in the same sentence, thank you very much."
"It's at times like this where I wish I had a fucking filter and the ability to die."
"Leader better be paying me for sitting here and listening to this shit."
"I think I just found a new OTP and I think I just had what they call a 'fangasm'"
"That's gross, yeah."
"Spin the fucking bottle Itachi before I renounce my religion and sacrifice myself!"
And so, the bottle was sent spinning once again.
Can't say I didn't warn you.
Naked Orochimaru is just...*Shudder*
Just NOOOOOOO
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