I know I'm out of the Cosmic Stream because now I'm seeing clouds. As they part, a city full of bustling cars, people, and colorful lights comes into view. I land on top of one of the twin towers in the center of the city. I sit on the edge, just taking in the city.

"This is a big place..." I thought. "Just how am I supposed to find the Protagonists here?"

Out of the corner of my eye, I catch the sight of a structure on a cliffside.

"Hm...that places seems peculiar. I'll start my search there." I stand up and leap off of the tower and land on the top of the other buildings, slowly making my way to the outskirts of town.

The sun rose up on a mild autumn morning, the Church was silent as the priest went over his sermons for the day. He shifted his gaze at the rows and rows of empty pews and sighed.

"Damn it," he huffed. "No one ever comes to church anymore. Or this one, at least."

Suddenly, clouds began to form. The priest rushed outside as he heard the thunder. His face grew serious. He ran back inside and pushed a button on his podium. A siren rang throughout the church, startling two angels from their slumber.

"Ah!" One of them woke up with a start. "Fuck! What time is it?!"

The blonde bombshell herself, Panty Anarchy dragged herself to the alarm clock. She had to reach over another man she had brought home the night prior, who was still snoring despite the ruckus going on outside.

"Five-fucking-thirty in the morning?! You've gotta be shitting me!" She threw the clock across the room and sighed in frustration. "This better be fucking great."

She got up and dressed in her signature red dress, slipped on some scarlet heels, and a pair of panties on her way out of the door. She ran down the hallway and banged on her sister's room door.

"Wake up, Stockin'! Heaven's finally woke up!"

A bitter voice responded. "Go away! I'm still trying to sleep!"

"Are you serious?! Okay, I know it's five in the morning, but I'm not trying to get yelled at today!" Panty argued. "Don't you know how big it is for Heaven to send us a message? It's been a whole month!"

"I don't care! You kept me up with your nails on a chalkboard screams, putting dongers where they're not supposed to be! Screw off!"

"Fine, ya fatass!" Panty dashed to the elevator and hit the ground floor.
When she reached the Church, she found Garterbelt waiting at the altar, with a raging wind violently blowing the windows open.

"The fuck's going on, Garter?!" Panty yelled over the scream of the wind.

"Heaven's finally sending us a message!" He shouted, catching his Bible before it flew out. "And it's a big one, damn!"

He looked around. "Where's your sister?!"

"She's still snoring!" Panty replied, making her way to the altar by grabbing the pews. "Apparently she can't stand my heavenly cries of pleasure!"

"Who could? Ya hoe!" Garterbelt sneered after her and pushed the same button on his podium. Screams were heard making their way from upstairs and down to the sanctuary as a surprised Stocking fell out of an opening in the ceiling and onto a pink couch.

"UUGGGHHHH! I HATE MY LIFE!" She screamed, but then immediately was blown away by the wind.

"Ack!" She caught herself on the couch's armchair. "This never happened when Heaven sent a message before!"

The thunder grew louder, and lightning bolts struck the area around the Church. Then with one almighty crash, a huge bolt came and struck a little green dog-like animal who had landed outside due to the winds. As quickly as it came, the clouds parted and the sky was clear.

The trio in the sanctuary fell onto the ground, heads spinning and limbs aching as they tried to steady themselves.

"It's gone, right?" Panty said but sounded almost intelligible when she slurred it out.

Garterbelt jumped out of the window and found Chuck's mutilated body. He picked up a silver parchment from the remains and opened it. Panty and Stocking followed him and peeked from behind him.

"'Silver Hair'," Garterbelt read.

Both angels were silent for a moment...then Stocking broke it.

"So we went through all that...for an OLD GUY?!"

Panty gave her sister a weird look. "The hell?"

"'Silver Hair'? Isn't obvious? Heaven's asking us to kill some Ghost who turns people old!"

Garterbelt turned to the gothic angel. "Quit you bitchin'! This isn't an ordinary Ghost letter...in fact, I've never seen anything like it before."

"Well, you're the fucking priest, what with your connection with God and shit, figure it out!" Panty sneered.

"How about you figure it out, ya blonde bitch!" Garterbelt yelled back at the blonde angel. "YOU'RE the angels, who, might I add, are terrible at your job, as you haven't killed a single Ghost in a whole flippin' month! "

He dropped the parchment in her hands. "You two figure it out. And you'd better kill this Ghost! Or you ain't coming back to the Church!"

And with that, the large, wooden double doors slammed, leaving the sisters to wonder what they had to do next.

"Dick." Panty opened the letter again. "'Silver Hair'..."

"Sometimes I wish Heaven would stop being such a cryptic, and just tell us what we're looking for," Stocking sighed.

"Welp, the only way we're catching this fucker is if we go out on patrol," Panty looked at her sister. "You gotta go change."

Stocking looked down at her black nightgown. "Shit, I'll be back!" She ran back to the Church.

After she slipped on her stockings and put on her black and white Lolita dress, she and Panty were ready to head out into Daten City and looked for this "Silver Haired" being.

"Go See-Through, Go!" Panty yelled, slamming on the gas pedal of the infamous pink Hummer. With a vicious roar of its engine, the vehicle shot off the cliffside and dove into the city and landed on one of the main streets, blowing any and all cars out of the way.

I saw the lightning strike the Church, and I knew something odd was going on over there. I quickened my pace and was about to jump off another building, when, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a huge smoke cloud rising up into the sky streets away from me.

"What could be going on over there?" I said, listening to the honks of cars and the occasional screeching of tires. I began to hover in the air and shot off in the direction of the chaos.

"Shit, where could it be?!" Panty whined, looking around her and over her shoulder as she tried to pinpoint their objective.

Stocking sat in the passenger's seat, eating a cup of chocolate pudding. "Maybe if you slowed down, you'd find it. You ran over, like, twenty people."

"Ah, they'll re-spawn." Panty nonchalantly replied. "Besides, I think we're getting close."

Stocking turned to her sister, annoyed. "You said that five times, and we still don't have a clue as to where this Ghost is!"

"Maybe if you'd stop eating that poison and actually help me, we'd find it quicker!"

"Oh, again with the sugar hate!" Stocking chided. "I'm not going to argue over this again. Let's just find this Ghost and kill it so we can get out of each other's hair."

"Best fucking thing you said all day." Panty said, revving the engine to go even faster.

Then, time slowed down. Everything happened way too fast for the angels to comprehend. The Hummer suddenly stopped, hitting something as the girls we thrown out of the car and onto the asphalt. Smoke billowed out of the hood of the pink vehicle.

"Fuck! Shit! What the hell did we hit?" Panty exclaimed, looking around.

"I don't know! All the fucking smoke's making it hard to see! Wait, wait, wait...something's in the smoke!"

Both angels stood up, watching as the smoke parted to reveal a silver-haired teenager kneeling on the ground with his hand pressed against See-Through's grill.

I opened my eyes to look at the angels before me and stood up straight.

"You have no reason to be driving this fast on a two-way street...you might hurt someone."