Disclaimer: i do not own saints row, but i do own some tasty coffee cakes
In the garage,
Dj hop on his new white/purple Kenshin
And down the street bumping Mirrors by Wale before stopping at a red light.
He pulled out his phone to make a call
"hello"
"yo, J where are we having the party at the penthouse or safeword?" Asked dj
"The penthouse of course its has a pool and jacuzzi" jack answered
"But safeword as stripper poles" dj replied a matter of fact
"True, but which is better bitches on a stripper pole or bitches in a pool" jack asked
"To me both" he replied
"Ok but we ARE having it at the penthouse, I'll call one of my boys and get some girls" jack told him
NO! I'll get the girls you just get the drinks" Dj said before ending the call.
Unknown to the fact that a sniper was aimed at the back of his head.
"I got you now you little bitch" a voice said
Aiming to shoot the shot missed as Dj fled through the light.
"DAMN IT" the unknown assassin yelled.
At the Penthouse
"man all I'm is that Gangstas in Space is going to bomb no matter who's in it" Boss said
"So it might but you still will be getting paid big money just for doing one fuckin line" said Pierce
"What-the-fuck-ever still I'm not doing that movie" boss replied
"Aight fine your lost" pierce said before jumping at a certain girls voice
"NO!"shaundi yelled coming out of the kitchen
"boss can I please kill him now I'm pretty sure he wont be missed" she said sitting on the couch.
the boss sighed "Why cant you two play nice"
"Because HE doesnt know how to take a fucking hint" shaundi said to him pointing to josh
"Oh I know how to take a hint shaundi, the hint of our forbidden love for eachother" josh said
"See what I mean" shaundi said
Pierce and boss chuckled at this
"I dont know it seems pretty cute if you ask me" Viola said
"Exactly no one asked you" shaundi said with a scowl toward viola
"Hey I'm just saying alot girls would love a guy going around showing his love for them" viola said
"Yea well I'm not one of them" shaundi replied
"True" pierce said earning a glare from shaundi
"What you said it yourself" he said
"Yea but no one asked for your input" she said
"Ok fine then" he said
Boss just kept laughing
Until he got a text from one of the saints Party at penthouse
"Hey who's throwing a party here" boss asked
"Dj" shaundi answered
"Who" boss asked shocked
"Dj" she said simply.
"Our Dj" pierce asked
"The one and only" she said
"But I thought he hated parties" boss said
"He does but he said today was special" she said
"How is today special" he asked
"He said today is a day that we dont deal with cyrus's bitchass" she said
"Good point" he said
"But still him throw a party I hope it dont suck" pierce laughed
"Knowing dj it probably will" boss smirked
"Oh you have no idea" shaundi said
Ya done did it
Ya done did iit
Ya done did it
Oh the boys really got me now
Music blastin, neon lights everywhere, girls dancing upstairs, downstairs, around the pool in the pool.
"Goddamn this party is nice as hell" pierce said coming out of the elevator
"Hell yea and you say dj did this" boss said looking around
"yep" shaundi said smiling
"Is she in a cage daaaamn" pierce said
"Liking what you see pierce" dj said coming up to him with a cup of vodka
"Hell yea where get theses bitches from man" pierce asked taking the cup
"Old college friends" dj replied
"The fuck college you go to" asked boss
"Same college as shaundi" he said
"Well damn" he said
"Alrigt nuff chit chat lets party" dj yelled making everyone cheer.
"Kickass party bro" jack said slurring a little clearly drunk
"Thanks man, can you please get out my face before my nose melt" dj said backing away from jack
"fuuuck youuuu" jack said walking away
Dj laughed at his friend before yelling "I'm not driving you home"
Jack waved him off
"Well your not a good friend" a voice said behind him
He turned around see Viola, drink in hand wearing her usual getup minus the sunglasses. 'Dont matter what she wear she still sexy as hell' He thought "Well hello miss dewynter" he said smirking before sipping his drink
"Hello mister Juerez" she said
"Dj please" he said
"Viola please" she said mocking
"You think you funny" he said
"I have my days" she said shrugging
"Watever, so are you enjoying the creation that is moi" he said very confindently
"Sarcasm is unbecoming of you" she said smirking
"More jokes uh"
"Ehh I try"
He laughed "So, why arent you dancing or playing beer pong" he asked
"Dont feel like it and beer pong is not my thing" she said
"Wow dont you sound boring" he said
"Coming from the guy who hates parties"she said
"Touche" he said
"So why are you just stand around" she asked
"Meh I just like observing" he said
"like a loser"she said
Dj glared at her " your having a good day arent you"
"oh yeah"she smiled
A/N: I know i kinda just through this out there but, yeah its like a test drive for me to see how far i can go with this story. so if you want me to go on leave a comment
