Possibilty 2

Thanks to those who reviewed! Ahem, answers:

Aussie Trebs
2005-12-13
ch 1, reply ha ha i always read those crappy little DHr stories cos they r always good for a laugh, especially when the author thinks they actually good and people like them! ha ha good job, i commend you. put each chap as a one-shot if ya like, up ta u

I think I'll do 2 possibilities per thing that happens, and I'll write like 4 things that happen. This one story I read, it was so cliched it was awful, and 1651 people reviewed it! And they were all good! Weird, eh?

Liberalis
2005-12-13
ch 1, reply Lots a plot lines, not exactly sure where your going with this story, but it al sounds interesting, keep it up.

Thanks, it's supposed to be weird and pointless! I might have to up the rating a little bit though, I'm going 2 M it, Ok?

Anyway, Here's possibility 2!

Possibilty 2

Poor Hermione/Poor Draco

The scene starts, with Hermione, boobs small as an elephant, stomach large as a fingernail, and hair thick as a pool of urinated diarreah.

She is crying (no surprise there) and feeling sorry for herself.

Enters Malfoy, also looking sad and puppy-dog-ish.

'Boo-hoo-hoo!' She cries softly.

Malfoy does not move.

'Boo hoo hoo!' She cries louder.

'Boo hoo hoo!'

'BOO HOO HOO!'

No answer.

'BOO FUCKING HOO! NOW ANSWER ME BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS TO CHINA!' She yelled, tears and modesty forgotten.

'Oh right, my line now? K, granger, what is wrong?'

'Oh M-m-malfoy, my (insert name of relative, cat or fluffy stuffed animal) tries to (insert rape, abuse or torture with cream) me every night, why I lie waiting helplessly along the sidelines!' She sobs, into his shoulder.

'What a coincidence! My (insert father, Aunt Bellatrix, Voldemort or 1970's television set) tortures me every night!'

'We have so much in common, my love! Let's go off into the sunset together, and have lots of little overly-cliched Dramiones!'

Draco clutches Hermione, and they gallop off into the sunset, no mention of where they were & how they got there.

And then, the scene changes, to them in America, naming their daughter Muffy and their son Buffy, and they are featured on Witch Weekly every day at noon!

GO WATCH IT NOW!

(a/n, this is a possibility 2 of their first meeting. Like it? review review review!)